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Old LOL an easy target @ 04-07-2006, 01:17 AM
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Religion.

Jesus rode on an ass,

and now Ass's ride on christ

lol
not really so much a joke as is a quote but i find it very humerous lol
anynoe else have some good religion jokes?

how about:

Give a man a fish so that he may eat for a day.....
give a man a religion and he shall die praying for a fish.
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Old Re: LOL an easy target @ 04-07-2006, 01:08 PM
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Thats Funny
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Old Re: LOL an easy target @ 04-07-2006, 01:47 PM
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Old Re: LOL an easy target @ 04-09-2006, 09:05 AM
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hahaha yeah everyone prays for fish
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Old Re: LOL an easy target @ 04-21-2006, 07:41 AM
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