eminem web left web right
bar right
headlinesbar right footer






Go Back   Eminem Web Board > Main > Jokes

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rating: Thread Rating: 1 votes, 5.00 average. Display Modes
װFrl맧
hannah's bitch
 
װFrl맧's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Age: 32
Posts: 143
EW Cash: 82.50
Rep Power: 0
װFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to all

Old Midget in bar.. @ 04-14-2006, 08:48 PM
#1

A midget goes into a bar, he asks for a beer, the bartender says sorry we dont serve midgets here, so the midget asks to use the bathroom, the midget has to use a stoom to stand on to be able to reach the urinel, the bartender walks in and uses the urinel next to him, the midget reaches over and grabs the bartenders balls and says gimme a beer right now or ill fucking jump asshole!
  װFrl맧 is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Alacran
Kari's Booty Call
 
Alacran's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,034
EW Cash: 11267.00
Rep Power: 312
Alacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem Web

Send a message via MSN to Alacran Send a message via Yahoo to Alacran
Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-15-2006, 12:37 AM
#2

that was stpid
  Alacran is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Cullision
...
 
Cullision's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Age: 28
Posts: 1,806
EW Cash: 37352.00
Rep Power: 270
Cullision owns Eminem WebCullision owns Eminem WebCullision owns Eminem WebCullision owns Eminem WebCullision owns Eminem WebCullision owns Eminem WebCullision owns Eminem WebCullision owns Eminem WebCullision owns Eminem WebCullision owns Eminem WebCullision owns Eminem Web

Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-15-2006, 01:42 AM
#3

yeah thats dumb
  Cullision is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Alacran
Kari's Booty Call
 
Alacran's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,034
EW Cash: 11267.00
Rep Power: 312
Alacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem Web

Send a message via MSN to Alacran Send a message via Yahoo to Alacran
Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-15-2006, 01:48 AM
#4

look down lsit in general discussion for thread HEY PEOPLE by shakur..prood he should be banned
  Alacran is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
װFrl맧
hannah's bitch
 
װFrl맧's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Age: 32
Posts: 143
EW Cash: 82.50
Rep Power: 0
װFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to all

Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-15-2006, 04:57 PM
#5

I should never be banned!
  װFrl맧 is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Alacran
Kari's Booty Call
 
Alacran's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,034
EW Cash: 11267.00
Rep Power: 312
Alacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem Web

Send a message via MSN to Alacran Send a message via Yahoo to Alacran
Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-15-2006, 05:03 PM
#6

u should to
  Alacran is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Fuck Up Fairy
♪ METAL TO THE CORE ♪
 
Fuck Up Fairy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Age: 32
Posts: 6,294
EW Cash: 570.01
Rep Power: 362
Fuck Up Fairy owns Eminem WebFuck Up Fairy owns Eminem WebFuck Up Fairy owns Eminem WebFuck Up Fairy owns Eminem WebFuck Up Fairy owns Eminem WebFuck Up Fairy owns Eminem WebFuck Up Fairy owns Eminem WebFuck Up Fairy owns Eminem WebFuck Up Fairy owns Eminem WebFuck Up Fairy owns Eminem WebFuck Up Fairy owns Eminem Web

Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-16-2006, 07:51 PM
#7

hahahaha i love it.

and i lvoe you ben.

fuck you people being nasty to my bitch.
__________________
  Fuck Up Fairy is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
װFrl맧
hannah's bitch
 
װFrl맧's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Age: 32
Posts: 143
EW Cash: 82.50
Rep Power: 0
װFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to allװFrl맧 is a name known to all

Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-17-2006, 06:16 PM
#8

why thank you miss i luff you too..
  װFrl맧 is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Flawless
Me<you
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: new mexico
Age: 30
Posts: 12,678
EW Cash: 326033.00
Rep Power: 499
Flawless owns Eminem WebFlawless owns Eminem WebFlawless owns Eminem WebFlawless owns Eminem WebFlawless owns Eminem WebFlawless owns Eminem WebFlawless owns Eminem WebFlawless owns Eminem WebFlawless owns Eminem WebFlawless owns Eminem WebFlawless owns Eminem Web

Send a message via AIM to Flawless Send a message via MSN to Flawless
Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-17-2006, 06:50 PM
#9

proof why do you want all the cool people to be banned???
__________________
Top 5
g0d
g0d
g0d
g0d
bank
  Flawless is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Carnage
I Have a Small penis
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Age: 31
Posts: 8,874
EW Cash: 28614.00
Rep Power: 391
Carnage owns Eminem WebCarnage owns Eminem WebCarnage owns Eminem WebCarnage owns Eminem WebCarnage owns Eminem WebCarnage owns Eminem WebCarnage owns Eminem WebCarnage owns Eminem WebCarnage owns Eminem WebCarnage owns Eminem WebCarnage owns Eminem Web

Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-17-2006, 07:58 PM
#10

Quote:
Originally Posted by legend
proof why do you want all the cool people to be banned???
Because he's jealous that they get more attention. He has a big ego, for nothing, and doesn't like it when it gets hurt.
__________________
"You sound like the people in oh crap...I can't think of the cartoonKipper, that's the cartoon" - Angie.
  Carnage is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
D.O.A
gonie no de that
 
D.O.A's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: SoTlaNd
Age: 39
Posts: 4,800
EW Cash: 10179.50
Rep Power: 283
D.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem Web

Send a message via MSN to D.O.A
Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-17-2006, 08:10 PM
#11

lmao... thats pritty funny
__________________
  D.O.A is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Jon Bon Jovi
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 15,292
EW Cash: 96555.00
Rep Power: 449
Jon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem Web

Send a message via MSN to Jon Bon Jovi
Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-21-2006, 07:31 AM
#12

It's crap.
__________________
If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me
You'll never STOP me, I'm TOP speed as you POP me
I came to save these new generations of babies
from parents who failed to raise 'em cause they're lazy
to grow to praise me I'm makin 'em go crazy
That's how I got this whole nation to embrace me
And you fugazi if you think I'ma admit wrong
I cripple any hypocritic critic I'm sic'd on
And this song is for any kid who gets picked on
A sick song to retaliate to, and it's called..
  Jon Bon Jovi is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
D.O.A
gonie no de that
 
D.O.A's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: SoTlaNd
Age: 39
Posts: 4,800
EW Cash: 10179.50
Rep Power: 283
D.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem WebD.O.A owns Eminem Web

Send a message via MSN to D.O.A
Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-21-2006, 09:47 AM
#13

no, its funny as fuck, if i could rep him, i would... lmco (laughin ma CUNT off (oh no.... i said CUNT ) )
__________________
  D.O.A is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Jon Bon Jovi
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 15,292
EW Cash: 96555.00
Rep Power: 449
Jon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem WebJon Bon Jovi owns Eminem Web

Send a message via MSN to Jon Bon Jovi
Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-21-2006, 11:21 AM
#14

.............

How is it funny?
__________________
If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me
You'll never STOP me, I'm TOP speed as you POP me
I came to save these new generations of babies
from parents who failed to raise 'em cause they're lazy
to grow to praise me I'm makin 'em go crazy
That's how I got this whole nation to embrace me
And you fugazi if you think I'ma admit wrong
I cripple any hypocritic critic I'm sic'd on
And this song is for any kid who gets picked on
A sick song to retaliate to, and it's called..
  Jon Bon Jovi is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Alacran
Kari's Booty Call
 
Alacran's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,034
EW Cash: 11267.00
Rep Power: 312
Alacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem WebAlacran owns Eminem Web

Send a message via MSN to Alacran Send a message via Yahoo to Alacran
Old Re: Midget in bar.. @ 04-21-2006, 05:13 PM
#15

Quote:
Originally Posted by legend
proof why do you want all the cool people to be banned???
i wanted shakur banned for breaking rules
  Alacran is offline   AddThis Social Bookmark Button     Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Im a midget :( KŮG Kŧ General Discussion 23 01-08-2003 12:11 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:48 AM.


right_block_header
Richest Members

1. Diatribe
2. Don Messenger
3. Aic713
4. Bank
5. Crazee
6. Kari
7. Riddler
8. Stanatic
9. Denz
10. MCD
Eminem Web
left_block_header
Latest Discussions

left_block_footer
Designed by Kari & Denz.
Powered by Rap Worlds Technology & vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.