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Old Dun dun dun.....another email question thingy.. @ 02-20-2006, 11:41 AM
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Name is: edaJ

Nicknames: Jadey

Sex: Depends on the day

Birthday: 19th October

Star Sign: Libra

Current Residence: ? Norwich ?

Hair Colour: Brunette

Eye Colour: Greeny browny

Height: 5 ft 3

Writing hand: Right

BODY :

Do you bite your nails?: No

Can you roll your tongue?: Yeah

Can you make spit bubbles: Sure

Can you cross your eyes: Yeah

Tattoos and where: None anywhere

Do you make your bed daily: Yeah

What's sexiest on a guy: Me

Do you twirl spaghetti or cut: Twirl

Do you cook?: Haha no

Are you happy with your looks: Mostly

Are you sexy: Dunno

GROOMING:

How often do you shower/ have a bath?: Normally everyday

How long do they last?: Around half hour to and hour

Do you wear makeup: Abit

Do you swear: Fuck yes

Do you straighten your hair: Yeah sometimes

Do you pee in the shower: lol, no..

Whats the colour of your bedroom: Orange lol

Do you use an alarm clock?: Nope no need for one...my mum is my alarm clock

Name five things/people you're obsessed with: Ross, Elliot, Jack, Joshua, Emily

Do you sleep with a blanket in hot weather: Depends

Do you sleepwalk: No

Do you talk in your sleep: Apparently I have done befre lol

Do you sleep with the light on: No

LAST TIME YOU:


Cried: Me? I never cry! ...:-S

Talked on the phone: Yesterday to my nephew

Read a book and what was it: Last night "It's ok I'm wearing really big knickers" lol..

MUSIC:

Is it important to you: SOOOOOOOOOOOOO important

Do you sing: Yeah

Do you play any instruments: I can play some guitar, some flute and recorder

Best band of all time: Queen are the best

OPPOSITE SEX:

What do you notice first: Mouth area, clothes, hair

Do you love anyone: I love my family and friends.

Are you single: No. I am married to Marshall Mathers.

If you could bed anyone right now who would it be: Eminem. Or maybe Johnny Depp....mmmm...or Ashton Kutcher...or...Brad Pitt....Or Angelina Jolie...or ......

What kind of guy/girl do you like: Confident, cocky, smartass, attitudey, deep, talented, attractive

Who' easiest to talk to: No such thing.

DO YOU/ARE YOU/COULD YOU:

Live without the comp: God no.

Listening to music right now? No, just finished listening to "Curtain Call"

Know all the words to any embarrassing songs: Yeah probably lots..

Favourite food: Chips

Trust others too easily: *sigh* yes.

Touch yourself: lol WTF......

Smoke: No

Drink: Not really

Cheat on somebody: Not in a normal state of mind no

Kiss the same sex: lol yeah

Date somebody based on looks: Nah

NUMBER:

Of times you’ve had your heart broken: 3 times by dumb boys, 1 when my friend died, all the time by my dad, when my mums BF went without any goodbye or reason. Think that's it..

Of hearts you’ve broken: 3 apparently..and I'm thinkin' one other person too. I don't mean to.

Of times youve fallen over in public: lol quite afew times. It's horrible.

Of people you have had sex with: Actuall intercourse...erm...4

Of CDs you own: God too many to count

Of you've told the opposite sex you love then and meant it: 3

And not meant it: Huh? Erm..Oh....two.

Fights you have been in: 3

Of times you've thought about the man/woman you love today:........

OTHER THINGS:

I know : You love me.

I want: Your lovin'

I have: Herpes.

I wish: I had infinate wishes

I hate: You

I fear: Life

I cry: Alot

I confuse: Myself and probably everyone else.

I can usually be found: Infront of the computer..

I love: Music

I want to tell that someone special that: I have aids.

ARE YOU..:

A wuss: Depends what about. I'm a wuss with things like insects.

An alcoholic: No, I hardley ever drink bitch. SHUT UP!

A brat: Ha ha, soemtimes, yes.

Sarcastic: Sometimes not often

A goody goody: God no

Evil: Sometimes I can be very evil yeah.

A friend: Yeah...if ..erm you're my friend?!

Shy: Sometimes yeah

A people person: God no...

Social: God no

In love: .....

Happy: Not often

Horny: Not at the moment

Hungry: Very

Thirsty:Nah

Jealous: Often

Any last words: Yeah, suck my dick.Bitch.

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Old Re: Dun dun dun.....another email question thingy.. @ 02-20-2006, 12:07 PM
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Name is: Ben

Nicknames: I don't have one, idiot.

Sex: Male

Birthday: 19th November.

Star Sign: Scorpio

Current Residence: Scotland

Hair Colour: Brown

Eye Colour: They change from green to brown to light blue to hazel

Height: Round about 6 foot 1 or 2

Writing hand: Left.

BODY :

Do you bite your nails?: No

Can you roll your tongue?: Yeah

Can you make spit bubbles: Yeah, I think so. Why would I want to?

Can you cross your eyes: Yeah, I sometimes do it for fun.

Tattoos and where: I don't have any

Do you make your bed daily: Fuck no. Do I look like a woman?

What's sexiest on a guy: WTF? I'M NOT GAY! READ ABOVE!!!!

Do you twirl spaghetti or cut: It depends

Do you cook?: Yeah, I have too cook my own shit, my mum works all the time.

Are you happy with your looks: Yeah, because even if I wasn't I couldn't change them.

Are you sexy: Yes str8 up peeymp

GROOMING:

How often do you shower/ have a bath?: Usually everyday but sometimes I'll skip a day.

How long do they last?: fifteen minutes to half an hour.

Do you wear makeup: OMG SHUT UP, I'M NOT GAY OR A WOMAN

Do you swear: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckshitshitshitcuntbastardbastatdcuntcuntcunt

Do you straighten your hair: OMG, WTF IS THIS? I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE DOING THIS.

Do you pee in the shower: ..........................no

Whats the colour of your bedroom: I have nothing, no carpet, wallpaper, nothing. I live in da ghetto yo.

Do you use an alarm clock?: Well, I did until the other day when it wouldn't switch off so I threw it accross my room and broke it.

Name five things/people you're obsessed with: ....no-one

Do you sleep with a blanket in hot weather: Yes

Do you sleepwalk: I have done

Do you talk in your sleep: I have done

Do you sleep with the light on: No

LAST TIME YOU:


Cried: Not that long ago

Talked on the phone: two days ago

Read a book and what was it: Probably when the second harry potter book came out. Yeah, that long ago.

MUSIC:

Is it important to you: It's basically my life.

Do you sing: .*sings in a beautiful opera voice*

Do you play any instruments: I can play guitar, only play acoustic though, don't like electric.

Best band of all time: Don't listen to any "bands"

OPPOSITE SEX:

What do you notice first: How she carries herself, her whole....ummmm...OMG, ASK ME THIS QUESTION ANOTHER TIME

Do you love anyone: Yes, of course I do. What a stupid question.

Are you single: yes

If you could bed anyone right now who would it be: Your mother

What kind of guy/girl do you like: One that washes my dishes, washes my clothes, tidies up after me, makes my dinner ANNNND looks good.

Who' easiest to talk to: Your grandmother is dead!!!

DO YOU/ARE YOU/COULD YOU:

Live without the comp: I doubt it

Listening to music right now? Yes, why? got a fucking problem? Ayo, back up, we can take this shit outside.

Know all the words to any embarrassing songs: probably

Favourite food: if it's unhealthy I love it.

Trust others too easily: Yes

Touch yourself: Hi. My name is Micheal Jackson. I'd rather touch young boys than touch myself. However, I occassionally reach down there for a little grab.

Smoke: Yes

Drink: Nope

Cheat on somebody: No

Kiss the same sex: OMG, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I'M NOT GAY!1

Date somebody based on looks: Yeah, everyone could. Please don't lie you fucking dinosaur loving sex monkeys.

NUMBER:

Of times you’ve had your heart broken: once

Of hearts you’ve broken: I don't know.

Of times youve fallen over in public: 74747, Yeah, but I pretend I meant it.

Of people you have had sex with: None, never had actual "intercourse"

Of CDs you own: None, all were stolen

Of you've told the opposite sex you love then and meant it: once

And not meant it: WTF? I don't know.

Fights you have been in: Countless

Of times you've thought about the man/woman you love today: 5489549854, I love your mother because she's an astronaut

OTHER THINGS:

I know : ME TOO!!

I want: genital warts

I have: parkinsons disease

I wish: I actually had a wish

I hate: people in general

I fear: this dream I keep having about having really intense and hard sex with Janet Jackson, only to look up at her face and it turns into Micheals.

I cry: sometimes

I confuse: myself and my mum

I can usually be found: at the computer

I love: music and me

I want to tell that someone special that: my bin is too big so I have to smash the plate your head and kill you. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

ARE YOU..:

A wuss: only when it comes to SPIDERS!!!!!! AHHHH111!!

An alcoholic: No

A brat: noo

Sarcastic: yeah, all the time.

A goody goody: yes

Evil: I can be

A friend: no, fuck you. Stay away from me. I hate you. Go. Leave. Never come back. Fuck you. Bitch.

Shy: Sometimes I am, NEVER used to be.

A people person: fuck people

Social: ^

In love: It depends, do you mean someone OTHER than myself?

Happy: nope

Horny: yes, this little questionaire is really sexy, omg, it's turning me on. AHHHH, omg, I NEED TO FUCK SOMETHING, I'M HORNY, THIS IS SEXY!!!1

Hungry: a little

Thirsty: yessssss

Jealous: not really, but I can be sometimes

Any last words: hello, sometimes I like to throw fish at random people. I don't like fish, so I don't eat it, I throw it. Hi, I'm skinny. Hey, I like combine harvesters. Goodbye.
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Old Re: Dun dun dun.....another email question thingy.. @ 02-20-2006, 12:14 PM
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Name is: Yer daddy

Nicknames: Chris

Sex: No thanx

Birthday: 10th Feb

Star Sign: Aquarius

Current Residence: ? No man's land

Hair Colour: Black

Eye Colour: Hazel

Height: 5 ft 11 or 6

Writing hand: Righty

BODY : Tremendously muscly,lol

Do you bite your nails?: Nope,..

Can you roll your tongue?: I can roll anything,..ha

Can you make spit bubbles: Yes

Can you cross your eyes: Stupid question

Tattoos and where: No tattoos for now

Do you make your bed daily: Nope

What's sexiest on a guy: The girl on top of him

Do you twirl spaghetti or cut: Cut

Do you cook?: I tried my hand at that but i suck

Are you happy with your looks: Very much

Are you sexy: It's for the others to say

GROOMING:

How often do you shower/ have a bath?: Everyday,..i hate bein' smelly

How long do they last?: 45 minutes

Do you wear makeup: Nope

Do you swear: No,u bitch!

Do you straighten your hair: I have straight hair

Do you pee in the shower: Come and see

Whats the colour of your bedroom: Crystal

Do you use an alarm clock?: I used to,but now i just automatically wake up at that right time

Name five things/people you're obsessed with: Me,me,me,me......and my music system

Do you sleep with a blanket in hot weather: I don't use a blanket at all

Do you sleepwalk: No,...

Do you talk in your sleep: I swear alot in my dreams,.....my mom has told me that,lol

Do you sleep with the light on: Lights off,baby


LAST TIME YOU:

Cried: I don't wanna' talk 'bout it

Talked on the phone:

Read a book and what was it: Last night "It's ok I'm wearing really big knickers" lol..

MUSIC: Couple of hours ago

Is it important to you: Not quite,....i personally think phones are useless

Do you sing: I'm a really good singer

Do you play any instruments: Drums,guitar(box and bass)...

Best band of all time: Linkin Park

OPPOSITE SEX:

What do you notice first: Face,eyes,lips and some booty

Do you love anyone: I love everyone who loves me

Are you single: Pretty much

If you could bed anyone right now who would it be: Scarlett johansson,tara reid,carmen electra.....

What kind of girl do you like: A girl who's beautiful on the inside & the outside

Who' easiest to talk to: God

DO YOU/ARE YOU/COULD YOU:

Live without the comp: Yes

Listening to music right now? No,listening to nothing right now

Know all the words to any embarrassing songs: Yea'

Favourite food: Meat

Trust others too easily: Nope

Touch yourself: Yea',sometimes,...u freak

Smoke: No

Drink: Nope

Cheat on somebody: Nope,....but all the girls i've known so far turned out to be idiots

Kiss the same sex: Ask someone else,fucker!

Date somebody based on looks: Yea',i did

NUMBER:

Of times you’ve had your heart broken: Several times

Of hearts you’ve broken: I haven't broken any

Of times youve fallen over in public: Nope

Of people you have had sex with: -------Some-------

Of CDs you own: 1000's

Of you've told the opposite sex you love then and meant it: 2

And not meant it: -------

Fights you have been in: 20 and won all,motherfucker

Of times you've thought about the man/woman you love today: 3,...i think

OTHER THINGS:

I know : U have my shoe

I want: Your porkroast

I have: A huge dick to fuck u wit

I wish: For u to die of yer own fart

I hate: Life

I fear: Doomsday

I cry: Out "Fuck yourself,man"

I confuse: U and yer mother

I can usually be found: Strangling yer dog

I love: Myself

I want to tell that someone special that: I was fakin' last night...

ARE YOU..:

A wuss: I hate cockroaches

An alcoholic: Nope

A brat: Most of the time

Sarcastic: Sometimes not often

A goody goody: God no

Evil: I'm most of the time demonic in my behaviour

A friend: =Retarded question

Shy: N.O.P.E

A peoples person: Nooooo

Social: Yes

In love: I think

Happy: 50/50

Horny: A lil' bit

Hungry: Nope,i just ate and drank

Thirsty:" " " "

Jealous: Very much

Any last words: Thanx,for this questionaire,...it really wasted my time
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Old Re: Dun dun dun.....another email question thingy.. @ 02-21-2006, 08:11 PM
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Name is: Josh

Nicknames: Crazee

Sex: /male

Birthday: April 10th

Star Sign: Aries

Current Residence: Chi-town

Hair Colour: Light "caramel" brown

Eye Colour: Green/brown

Height: 5 ft 10

Writing hand: Right

BODY :

Do you bite your nails?: Nah

Can you roll your tongue?: Yeah...it's helpful

Can you make spit bubbles: Yes

Can you cross your eyes: No

Tattoos and where: Nah

Do you make your bed daily: No

What's sexiest on a girl: Modesty

Do you twirl spaghetti or cut: Neither

Do you cook?: Yes

Are you happy with your looks: Not really

Are you sexy: No

GROOMING:

How often do you shower/ have a bath?: As much as possible

How long do they last?: Twenty minutes

Do you wear makeup: Never

Do you swear: Too much

Do you straighten your hair: No

Do you pee in the shower: I have

Whats the colour of your bedroom: ...Meh

Do you use an alarm clock?: No, but I sometimes set the alarm on my watch

Name five things/people you're obsessed with: Music, left behind books, this girl, religion, ...humor.

Do you sleep with a blanket in hot weather: Yes

Do you sleepwalk: No

Do you talk in your sleep: Yeah, but it's mumbling

Do you sleep with the light on: Nah, I can't

LAST TIME YOU:


Cried: Don't remember

Talked on the phone: ....An hour ago

Read a book and what was it: Yesterday...Left Behind book...forgot the name

MUSIC:

Is it important to you: Yeah

Do you sing: Yeah

Do you play any instruments: Drums

Best band of all time: There isn't one

OPPOSITE SEX:

What do you notice first: Hair, face shape

Do you love anyone: Yes

Are you single: Depends what you mean

If you could bed anyone right now who would it be: lol @ celebrity worship...
I'm not saying.

What kind of guy/girl do you like: Smart, sensible, in control of her emotions, goal oriented.Compassionate.

Who' easiest to talk to:...Stupid question

DO YOU/ARE YOU/COULD YOU:

Live without the comp: Yeah

Listening to music right now?Yes

Know all the words to any embarrassing songs: Sure

Favourite food: How is this a "Do you/are you/could you?" question?

Trust others too easily: Not really

Touch yourself: Yeah

Smoke: No

Drink: No

Cheat on somebody: Not psychically

Kiss the same sex: No

Date somebody based on looks: Nah

NUMBER:

Of times you’ve had your heart broken: ....6?

Of hearts you’ve broken: 1, to my knowledge

Of times youve fallen over in public: Not many

Of people you have had sex with: Wow, 4? Maaayne...One for me.

Of CDs you own: A lot

Of you've told the opposite sex you love then and meant it: 2

And not meant it: 2? Well, I did. But I wasn't in my right mind.

Fights you have been in: 1

Of times you've thought about the man/woman you love today: 3

OTHER THINGS:

I know : who I am

I want: to be the best I can be

I have: a purpose

I wish: others did.

I hate: baseless beliefs

I fear: nothing

I cry: when I'm hurt

I confuse: stupid people.

I can usually be found: listening to music

I love: myself.

I want to tell that someone special that: I'm there, no matter what.

ARE YOU..:

A wuss: Some would say. I avoid fights. But I'll stand up for beliefs others don't have the courage for. Everyone has their own fights...

An alcoholic: No

A brat: Not at all...and I don't like them much lol

Sarcastic: Occasionally

A goody goody: Some have said so

Evil: No...noone's ever said that

A friend: Yes

Shy: Very

A people person: Yes

Social: No, because I don't want to be

In love: Yeah

Happy: At the moment

Horny: No

Hungry: No

Thirsty:No

Jealous: Occasionally...until I realize I have more than them in what counts.

Any last words: Later.
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Do you pee in the shower: OF CROURSSEEEE BUTTSS DUSS!!!!!!!!!111`

Y QWUDNT DA BUTTSS PISSSS???????????????//////////!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1?????????!!!!!!!¬NB,M.,/BCNMB M


BUTTS IS ALWQAYSS PISSIN EVERYQWEREE AN 0N EVERYUBDOYSS FACESS 4EVAAA!!!!!!!!!1`M,,.N/VBM


FUCKSJS OFFS BATCHESSSSSSSSSS


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Whats the colour of your bedroom: DA COLOUR OF CUMMMM

Do you use an alarm clock?: 4 PISSINNNN

Name five things/people you're obsessed with: `12424789-=O[PL;'HKLM,./B
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Do you talk in your sleep: AFTA BUTTS AV CUMMEDDDD

Do you sleep with the light on: BUTTS KEPS A SPARE LITEBULB SHUVED UP I'S BUTT IN CASE OF EMERGENCYSSS



LAST TIME YOU:


Cried: QWEN BUTTS CUDNT CUM ONB DA LAST PERSONSS HEADSS COS SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESEEE QWAS REDDY 2 EATTT QWIVSS FRESH CUMM AN MICHAEL JACKSONS BALLS ON ITSSSSS A MASTERPIECEEEE


Talked on the phone: 2 I'S BUTTSSS

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MUSIC:

Is it important to you: UUUEEEEEEEEESESSESSS

Do you sing: QWEN BUTTS FARTSSSS

Do you play any instruments: BBBUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPP

Best band of all time: FARTSSSSS 4EVAAAAAAAAAA

OPPOSITE QWANK:

What do you notice first: BUTTSS

Do you love anyone: I'SS BUTTSESSS

Are you single: BUTTSSS IS NEVAA SINGLEEE

If you could bed anyone right now who would it be: FARTSSSS

What kind of guy/girl do you like: FARTSS QWIV ADDED CREAMMM

Who' easiest to talk to: BUTTSSSS

DO YOU/ARE YOU/COULD YOU:

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Listening to music right now? FARTINNNN

Know all the words to any embarrassing songs: BUTTSSS

Favourite food: MCDONALADSSS CHICKEN BURGERS AN CHIPSESS CHICKEM NUGGETSESS AN CHIKCEN AN CHIPSESS BATTERED SAUSAGESS AN EGGSS AN CHIPSESS AN CHINESEE FOODSESS AN PASTA AN PIZZASS AJHAHGHAQGGF`12380-[#P
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ALSO CUT OFF MICHAEL JACKSONS HEADSS QWIVS FRIED BALLS AN CREAMMMMMM

Trust others too easily: BUTTSSSSS ALQWAYSS STRANGLE EVERYVDOYSSSS

Touch yourself: UUUEEEEEEEEEEEEESESESSSS!!!!!!!!!1111`R6789-=
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Drink: CUMMM

Cheat on somebody: UUEEEEEESESSESS

Kiss the same sex: BUTTSSS

Date somebody based on looks: PISSSIN 4EVAAAAAAAAAAAA

NUMBER:

Of times you’ve had your heart broken: QWEN MICHAEL JACKSONS HEAD QWAS OVERCOOOKED SO BUTTS CUDNT EATSS ITSSS BOOO HOOOSS!!¬GJKMN,/
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BUT DENS BUTTS KILLED EVERYBVDOYSS

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*KILSS AN PISSES N EVEREVDIYSS FACESS*

And not meant it: QWEN BUTTSS PISSED ON XANWANKSS HEADSSS

Fights you have been in: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

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Of times you've thought about the man/woman you love today: `235356
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OTHER THINGS:

I know : CUM IS COOKED IN APPRIXIMATELY 2 MINUTESS, MICROWAVED, CHOPPED, PEELEDD, AN BOILEDDDD

I want: HERPESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I have: CUMMMM 2 THROW @ AKKK AN XANWANKKK


I wish: XANWANKSS BUTT QWAS TASTY 2 EATTTTTT

I hate: NOT BEIN ABLE 2 CUMMMM AN PISSSSS

I fear: NOT BEIN ABLE 2 CATCH XANWANKSS BALLS AN COOK DEMMM 4EVSAAAA

I cry: QWEN XANBWQANKK ESCAPED FROM BUTTSS GRASPSSS

I confuse: BUTTSBJM`213
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I can usually be found: BUTT CITYYYY

I love: EATIN CUMM AN KILLLIN PPLSS DEN EATINNN DEMMSS COOKED 4 45 MINUTESS AN GRILLED TWICEEE

I want to tell that someone special that: BUTTS QWANT 2 CUT OIFF UR HEAD AN EAT ITTT 4 SUPPAAA

ARE YOU..:

A wuss: NOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111`3248-0'L#

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BUTTSSS IS NEVA DATSSS!!!!!!!!!¬T6880-='P#M,.

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FUCK OFF BATCHESSSS

*KILS AN PISSESS ON EVERYBDOYTS FACESS*

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*KILS EVERYBDOYSS FACES*

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BUTTSSS PISSIN 4EVAAA

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An alcoholic: BUTTSSS

A brat: NOOSO AJJVBNMM,.

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Sarcastic: BUTTSSS

A goody goody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!¬N M,N,./VNM

BUTTSS KILL DA POLICE AL DA TIMESSS!!!!!!!!¬NM/CBMBM


BUTTSS GRATE DEM AN DEN BURN DEMM

Evil: UUUEEEEEEEEEESESESESSS
A friend: NOOOSSS!!!!¬BN,,.N/

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BUTTSS KILS EVERYBDOYSSS


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Shy: NOOSOS COS BUTTS KILS EVERYVDOYSS FACESSS]


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A people person: BUTTSS KILLED DEMSSS INSTEDSS

Social: BUTTSS EATS JADE 4 TTTTTTTT

WANKIN:

Any last words:


*KILSS EVERYBDOYSS AFECSS*

SCRAMBLEDD EGGSS AD DIARRHOEA AN DEN BUTTSS PISSEDDDDDD

BUTTSS THROWEDSS DIARRHOEA @ XANWANKKK AN PRICEYSS BALLSSS 4EVSAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*SHITSS ON EEVRYBDOYSSS FACES*

*SPITSS ON EERYVBDOYSS AFCES*

*FARTSS ON EVERYBDOYS FACES&

*PISSES ON EVREYBDITSS FACESS*

UR TITS LUKS LIKS A WOMANNNNQQQ


BUTTS PISSIN 4EVAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!¬1`1780-80-;L'#N
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