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Old 12-12-2002, 03:10 PM
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Fight club:

Bob…bob has bitch tits

I am Jacks complete lack of surprise

Self Improvement is masturbation

You are the most interesting single serving friend I have met.

Sticking a feather in your butt does not make you a chicken.
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Old 12-12-2002, 04:02 PM
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Brodie: One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass, true story, he bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all but the next week he did again, a different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergancy room. So I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. So I say to him, "Jesus, Walt what are you doing? You know you're just going to get this cat stuck up your ass." And he said to me, "Brodie? How else am I going to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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Brodie: You know, I should tell my mother what we do in here at night.

Rene: What? That you play video games and I go to sleep unfulfilled? Go ahead, it beats this sneaking around shit.
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Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!!

Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
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Brodie: Let me ask you something. Did you ever fart in front of her?

TS: Why do you ask?

Brodie: I never farted in front of Rene, not once, then last week I let one slip, today she dumped me.

TS: You think that's why Rene dumped you? Come on, she's not the shallow type.

Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.

TS: Shut up!

Brodie: What? What can I say, I was feeling very relaxed, when I'm relaxed, I squirt.

TS: If all she did was dump you, you got off light.
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Gwen: You're overreacting again, you know that's why your relationships fail, it's certainly why ours did. You got bent out of shape the same way over that costume party in high school.

TS: You fucked Rick Derris on the pool table! With everyone watching, no less.

Gwen: It was a costume party, TS, no one could tell it was me. Besides, no one remembers shit like that.

*enter brodie*

Gwen: Brodie, do you remember that costume party?

Brodie: Might that have been the one where you banged Rick Derris on the pool table?

TS: But no one remembers shit like that.

Gwen: How is it that you recall the most trivial events.

Brodie: I'll never forget it, how many chances do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?
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Brandi: Suitor #3? Is your kiss like a sof breeze, a firm handshake or a jackhammer?

Gil: Definetely a jackhammer, I'm in there with some pressure and when I'm done, you're not the same as before.

Brodie: Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it was'nt anything like that.

Host: Suitor #2 You must wait until you're addressed before you respond.

Brodie: Richard Dawson, go back to your podium until it's time to play the fued, all right?

Gil: Who the hell did you see me kiss?

Brodie: Some dude backstage, I don't know who he was, but he seemed unimpressed.

Gil: I did'nt kiss any guy backstage, I swear! I'm not gay!

Brodie: Hey, Suitorette, this guy's a homophobe, you heard how repulsed he sounded. Is that the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with, this hate monger?

Gil: I don't hate gay people!

Brodie: So you love them?

Gil: Yes! I mean no!
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Dante: Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist;thrust;repeat.

Veronica: How flattering.

Dante: Now, making a woman cum...therein lies a challenge.

Veronica: Oh, you think so?

Dante: A girl makes a guy cum, it's standard. A guy makes a girl cum, it's talent.

Veronica: And I actually date you?
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Veronica: You men make me sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.

Dante: Animal, vegetable or mineral.

Veronica: Vegetable meaning paraplegic.

Dante: They put up the least amount of struggle.
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Randal: An embolism in a pool.

Dante: An embarrassing way to die.

Randal: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.

Dante: How'd he die?

Randal: He broke his neck.

Dante: That's embarrassing?

Randal: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.
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Coroner: I can't say for certain until we get him back to the lab, but my guess is he was masterbating, his heart seized and he died. That's when the girl found him.

Randal: This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on.

Coroner: Actually, I once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis..
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Jay: Shit, my grandma used to say,"which is better: a good plate with nothing on it..." No, wait, I fucked up. She said "What's a good-looking plate with nothing on it?"

Dante: Meaning?

Jay: I don't know. She was senile and shit. Used to piss herself all the time. ..
There just ain't enough space to put up good quotes from movies lol
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Old 12-12-2002, 04:13 PM
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John Coffey's "tired" speech is probably my favourite bit out of a movie. That's the closest I've come to crying at a film.
lol, this is off topic but its too hard for me to not mention it, last night my boyfriend actually admitted to crying at the end of Armageddon and Titanic...omg, lmgdao haha
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Old 12-12-2002, 04:30 PM
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noone has come up with anything from 8 mile yet....


Rabbit: Hey Sol, do you ever wonder at what point you just got to say fuck it man like when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?

Sol: It's 7.30 in the morning dawg.
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Old 12-12-2002, 04:31 PM
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

sorry ifsomeone said that, but i can't be assed to read all your quotes
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Old 12-12-2002, 04:37 PM
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apolcaypse now....riddled with great one liners. great film.
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Old 12-12-2002, 05:30 PM
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a bit weird and twisted, but still great
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Old 12-12-2002, 05:36 PM
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i am a big fan of weird and twisted.
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Old 12-12-2002, 06:29 PM
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Req...that witch scene is the BEST!

I love in the Emporer's New Grove when the guy sings his own theme song!
that was so awesome! hehe
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Old 12-12-2002, 06:35 PM
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"I'm from Holland... Isn't that Weird?" hahahaha
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Old 12-12-2002, 06:36 PM
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i am a big fan of weird and twisted.
YAY my first fan j/k
I'm a big fan of vamps myself
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Old 12-12-2002, 06:37 PM
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^^what's that from?

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Old 12-12-2002, 07:02 PM
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Swingers:

You´re so fucking money you don´t even know it

Vegas baby, Vegas.

i'm the asshole. yeah everyone look at the asshole.

I don't know, it was 'Drugs Are Bad', 'Jenny Eat Something', whatever-it was an After School Special.


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Old 12-12-2002, 09:05 PM
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I can never remember them lol, but there loads of them.

That scene in Blazing Saddles where the guy introduces to the mayor that the sheriff is gonna be black, and the mayor pulls the guy aside but accidentally pulls the blacj guy and says "can't you see he's a ni...?" He reealizes it's the black guy, apoligizes, and goes to get the other guy. Then he says "Can't you see he's a ni..?"
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"never send a human to do a machine's job" Agent Smith-the Matrix

"Why is it everytime I tell a guy they can put it anywhere, they stick it up my ass?' Not Another Teen Movie

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