This Is Just For Fun...i hope i am not offending anyone 
Yo Mama!!!!!
Yo mama is so old that her social number is 000-00-0001.!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on the bus, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so fat that I swerved to avoid her in the road and I ran out of gas!!!!!
Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so fat that when she says she can't be in two places at once, she's lying!
Yo mama's so dumb, I've seen her yelling into an envelope, talking about sending voice mail.
Yo mama is so fat she had her baby picture taken by satellite.
Yo mama is so fat that when she got on an airplane, only the wings took off!
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the airport and asked for the next flight out, they stamped 'Goodyear' on her butt and stuck her on the runway.!
Yo mama is so fat that she was baptized in Sea World!
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own gravitational pull!
Yo mama is so bald..... I can read her mind!!!
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued"
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she went to the plasic surgeon, he wanted to add a tail.
Yo mama's so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday!!!
Yo mama so dumb that when you give her a penny for her thoughts, you would get change coming back.
Yo mama so fat and stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama is so poor that she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company!!
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes North Carolina, Georgia, Arizona, Nevada.....
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, everyone yells, "Push her in!!! Push her in, she's gonna die!!!"
Yo mama's so fat, she uses her VCR as a pager.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a sling shot.
Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator.
Yo mama so fat that when she got hit by a bus she turned around and said "Who threw that?"
Yo mama so stupid she walked by the YMCA and said "Look, you've spelt MACY's wrong!
Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I missed 15 minutes of my show.
Yo mama is so poor she chased the garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand.
Yo mama is so poor that she can't pay attention.
Yo mama is so old that I said act your age and she droped dead.
Yo mama is so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into the bank they turn off the surveliance cameras.
Yo mama is so ugly that she has a sign in her yard that says beware of dog.
Yo mama has so many gaps between her teeth it looks like a piano.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
Yo mama is so cheap that she used a lighter as a heater
Yo mama is so stupid you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
Yo mama is so stupid that someone told her to go buy a color T.V. and 3 hours later she came back and asked "Which color?"
Yo mama so stupid she spent 20 minutes starring at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so stupid that she ran around the bed twice to try to catch some sleep.
Yo Mama is so ugly she went to the Ugly Contest and the scouts said no professionals!
Yo Mama's teeth is so yellow she put the sun out of business!
Yo Mama is so poor that I saw a red wagon and as I rode down the street she said "Hey, come back with our family car"!
Yo Mama is so fat that when she was the only working for the Pharoah, Moses came and said "Let all my people go" !
Yo Mama is so fat that when God said "Let there be light" he said "Hey you. Move out of the way"!!!
Yo Mama is so ugly that they have to tie a T-Bone steak around her neck for the dog to play with her!!
Yo Mama is so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved todeath!!
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