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Old Crazee presents "Topical Cypher..." @ 04-07-2003, 10:26 PM
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Everytime I kick this shit off, it's hot. This cypher is different than other cyphers in one aspect: Every spit is topical. I'll start off with a topic. The topic will be:

"You just caught your wife suckin your brother's dick after coming home from work early"

You will spit at least ten lines about the subject, then leave a new topic/situation for the next person to rhyme about,

This is for creative emcee's. Well, y'all know the topic. Who will be the first to rhyme.
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No resurrection, Christianity would have never spread
The disciples werenít stupid guys who would ruin their lives
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That would be beyond ridiculous- Nah, the issue is
The risen Christ seen by 500 eye-witnesses
Imagine 500 people in a court of law
Each of them taking the stand reporting what they saw
If their stories lined up and made sense
The evidence would have to leave you convinced
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Old 04-08-2003, 02:49 PM
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Damn, work was a bitch
Lemme kick at at the crib and twirk with this chick //
Ah yes, here's the house wher I like to live
Can't wait to kick it with my wife and kids //
Wait.... Who'se Expodition is this?
Oh it's my brother's whip, Jay must be paying me a visit //

**door opens**

Hi honey, I'm HOME!!!
Why're these lights so dim... Who unplugged my phone? //
*opens door again*............. *gasp*
Hey Brother, I don't mean to be rude
But why're you giving my wife the Hiemlek manuver... In the NUDE? //
[Brother:]Hold on Ira, this isn't what it looks like
Me: Oh, you're just TRYING on condoms while reading Kama Sutra books, right?
This isn't cool to play your brother for a fool
Now who's gonna go pick Ira Junior up from school? //
[Wife:] Well Ira, I got some bad news
Them ain't your kids; That was your dad's dues //
And your brother... He listens to me and never forgets shit
Buys me sweaters and leathers, PLUS he got good credit //
Sorry Ira, but fake men bore me
I should win Oscars for everytime I faked those orgies //
"Fuck both of you, I'd rather suck on a lemon
I don't like guys anyway, I have a preference for women" //

Next Topic: You're a porn star. But you took a certain pill that keeps you from getting a hard-on. It's not Viagra, it's Niagroe. lmao, this should be fun.
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Old 04-08-2003, 09:21 PM
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An anxious broad/
With nervous hands/
Rapid blur, the motion, straight up and down/
So I'm flopping around making a sound/
Laying on down with this girl going to town/
Blap Blap/
This girl is working me now/
Blap Blap/
The theme of this movie is jonny visiting a mouth/
Took some pills, doctor perscripted/
A 3 second flick, hopefully a record in guinness/
Blap Blap/
And the script is so simple/
Just bust off and quick finish/
Get her all cum sprayed without missing/
Blap Blap/
Still limp, what's wrong with my viagra perscription/
Blap Blap/
By now should nigra flow and expload down the throat of this hoe in the fetal position/
Blap Blap/
Can't even reach down her throat?/
Can't I just rise to the occasion?/
Blap Blap/
And like that, director cuts fired on the spot/
What's more?/
This girl is struck, depressed, dejected/
All because I didn't get up despite her persuasion/
Blap Blap
Echoing memory and thus continues on the new situation/
Blap Blap
She was your mother/
She's coming home with a rope/
Help her out before she experiments with asphyxiation/
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Old 04-09-2003, 01:41 AM
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You will spit at least ten lines about the subject, then leave a new topic/situation for the next person to rhyme about
^^^jackass.

new topic - your taking a leak in a public toilet and a fruity looking guy next to you keeps checking out your dick and flashing a toothy grin
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Old 04-09-2003, 08:49 AM
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^^^jackass.

new topic - your taking a leak in a public toilet and a fruity looking guy next to you keeps checking out your dick and flashing a toothy grin
You simplton! The next situation is that pornstar is your mother and she is going home to kill herself because she could get me hard. Don't you read man. I was trying to make it flow from one scenerio to the next.
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Old 04-10-2003, 04:41 AM
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your mother sucks your cock??? well, i spose that would make sense actually
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Old 04-10-2003, 02:18 PM
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your mother sucks your cock??? well, i spose that would make sense actually
Look, it's a topical cipher, not a personal story board. I'm not talking about your mother, I'm giving the next topic for the next person so just chill. Some female pornstars do have children, so it is a legit topic.
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Old 04-14-2003, 01:24 PM
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ayyio im pissed stood there pissin,n this guys stood there grinnin
if this bitch ass nigga dont look the other way ,then im gonna fuckin chin him/
actin all gay n whats not this guy dont make sence
(ME) BITCH YOU LOOKIN AT MY DICK
(THIS GUY)NO IVE FUCKIN LOST 8 PENCE/
so i diddnt think much at first lettin him off with his first excuse
second time he looked it was more personal so its time to exicute/
(ME) YOU LOOKIN AT MY DICK PUNK
(THIS GUY) YES ITS CUTE
i fuckin hit him into the cubical n started to let loose n shoot/
(GUN SHOTS)24
first shots missed n hit the window n smashed threw to the streets
the other 22 shots fired i couldnt stop the gun it got stuck on repeat/
so now the toliet was messy,just like the face ov lock nessy
only thing left ov this persons body was 2 ears n his belly reported on sally jessy/
so now theres all medics goin berserk,tryna fully recover this g jerk
im only a bystander,n i can see that shits not gonna work/
so now im outside on the pavement in the silence n peace
at leased for a few seconds 4 the sirens ov the police/
starterd to take up the silence, n the cop truck hit the hidren
water spayin,well h2o if ya talkin in simplistic terms ov sience/
time to give a full statement,i was in the basement please listen
but i herd the lights in the place went n some one was fount dead pissin/

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Old 03-19-2004, 08:47 AM
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this was a fun thread.......
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Old 03-19-2004, 10:09 AM
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memories...
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Old Re: Crazee presents "Topical Cypher..." @ 05-24-2006, 11:11 PM
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Wish we woulda kept this going, that last topic was funny.
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Old Re: Crazee presents "Topical Cypher..." @ 05-24-2006, 11:15 PM
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Old Re: Crazee presents "Topical Cypher..." @ 05-24-2006, 11:45 PM
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They say what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas
But this is one of those things that're too outragous //
Met this Vegas show girl
She said "My name is Carluta, and I vanna rrrrrrrrrock your world" //
We took it back to her crib up in Beverly Hills
First thing I noticed on her counter was some medical bills //
She went in the shower, so I opened the note
It was from that MD, Dr. 90210 //
It said she was due for another appointment
"Come back in for silicone treatment and vaginal ointment" //
The last thing I saw, I couldn't believe it
"For scientific purpouses, we've donated your penis" //
PENIS? What do they mean? Dick and balls?
Her name ain't Carluta, shit it's CARL //
Shit was cool when I first persued to get wit her
Used to wanna drill her... Now I gotta kill her //
... And it ain't no if's, and's, or buts
I'm on edge, watch how quick hands get cut //
Cuz a bitch is a bitch, a man's a man however you cut it
At first I wanted to fuck it... Now I'm like "Fuck It" //
I'm out the door faster than a satellite modem
You're still a dude, even if your pussy lips are made from your scrotum //
Gotta kill this fool and leave him at the hide out
Cuz my friends'll look at me funny if they find out //


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Old Re: Crazee presents "Topical Cypher..." @ 05-26-2006, 09:09 PM
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this shit is old man quit bringing up all the old thread if I was modding id get rid of all this bullshti
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Old Re: Crazee presents "Topical Cypher..." @ 05-28-2006, 11:30 PM
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One day I was drunk walkin' out a club n' some-boy-/
Rolls up and I'm jacked for my stuff at gunpoint/
Now most would leave it at that n' take-an-L/
But a friend saw him leave n' knew his car's model n' make-as-well/
N' said he was gonna see a stripper name Starla shake-her-tail/
Now let's just say Starla was an aquaintance from my wilder-days/
So I knew that her place was about a mile-a-way/
Now at this point I was livid-inside/
This punk had the ring I was gonna give to my dime/
That is, if she wasn't PMSing and bitchy-tonight/
I know it's stupid but I say "Fuck it" and get in my ride/
Everything's a blur and I'm blind-with-rage/
I dunno how I catch up to this kid but I find-a-way/
I pull up next to him and scream-obsenities/
Then throw a bottle at his windshield-n'-everything/
Starts to move "slower" like a "frozen-computer"/
The guy crashes into a parked car, his blood flows-in-the-sewer/
From a near-by-drain, the guy had a "tattoo that's weird-like-Game's"/
Off his finger I get my ring n' on his neck here's-my-chain/
On his dashboard his blood smeared-like-paint/
I get in my car and head home and can barely steer-my-thing/
I hear sirens and I start havin' a near-migraine/
I turn up my music lets the speakers in the rear-vibrate/
Cuz' I'm going out in style cuz' it's pretty clear-my-fate-/
Is fucked from here cuz' once cops appear-I-ain't/
Got a chance in world of stayin'-free/
And there ain't no chance my girl'll stay-with-me/
So I zoom down the road at unreasonable-speed/
Accidentally hit a guy just as he's leavin'-his-jeep/
Now I got 2 lives on my hands, I worried-for-my-soul/
What the fuck's gonna happen after I'm buried-in-my-hole?!/
The cops shoot my tires and I crash-n'-die/
So you wanna know the secrets of the afterlife?/
Ain't much to it I'm just here-in-limbo/
Bored as fuck wantin' a beer-n'-a-nympho/
Everything's all white with weird-lil'-symbols/
Fiendin' to play Xbox but all they got here-is-Nintendo/

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