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Happy Old PUNCHLINES / QOUTE that stand out? @ 12-13-2002, 08:25 PM
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any punchlines / qoutes that stand out?? by any one,.. netcee / textcee, or just a emcee?...
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Old 12-14-2002, 02:47 AM
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"The necklace is the reason most of my dates been blind dates/" Jay-Z

damn thats all i can think of right now
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Happy Old 12-14-2002, 05:49 PM
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" i know every trick in the book i'm a pimp with the yellow pages" ill chris

"while 99 percent of your fans wear high heels" canibus

"i'll give you the fingur like a catholic priest" werdhertz

"i cant rap no more i murder'd the alphabit" eminem

"we aint talkin romance but you'll get sweaped off yo' feet" guru.

all for now
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Old 12-14-2002, 07:50 PM
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Warbux has some of the illest punches.
"When I called you my dog I meant you're a son of a bitch / what was I thinking? You're not a dog, you're the GOAT / I should know / I'm the troll waiting under the bridge"

"I never felt Callous...I guess I'm a sensitive guy"

I come up with some ill punches too. lol.

"I should change my name to Prison Doctor- you're trying my patients"

Oh. That's all. Still, punches, eh?
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Old 12-14-2002, 08:27 PM
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WordsWorth- "i got a dark side like an uneven sun tan"....


And me, check my posts.....1
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Sad Old 12-14-2002, 11:21 PM
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Aint A Mic I Wont Grab,baguettes on a license plate,look im not Beltway 8 but im waay too greatalotta boyz love to hate cuz my skills too raw keep 4 screens hanging like dolly parton with no bra yellow samone in my car...playboy i do what i wanna like walkin str8 up to the grammys and bitch slap madonna,sippin martinis in my sauna,my rims are size 36,hataz cant believe its real like watchin the matrix-me

gotta have my butter finger like homer and bart//ppl call me wal mart cuz i push weight like a cart//i got ice on my wrist den icing on a pop tart//formain golfcart when im thowed like darts//really wonder why u bumpin,lil daddy why u thumpin//i clap twice and my bumper jump out and started runnin//but that aint really nuthin cuz my trunk keep it crunk//my speakers beat my trunk like my bullet beat a punk// -my cousin Locc Dawg

they think im a drug dealer,im dealin large cuz im playin wit mo diamonds then a deck of cards//my wrist light up a room like a bulb in a light//im not ya bud but i shine kinda like bud light//im thowed but u can catch me mackin something thats yellow//sippin coconut rum wit a lil umbrella//game shoota i take trips to the bermuta//so many cars i got mo kis den a computer-Paul Wall

its chamillion da rap ruler,i run wit a black ?//niggaz dat give a round of appluase and clap rugers//bein in black cruisers//sip drank outta fat coolers//and be in every chinese restaurant like fat buddahs//..........
this aint 106&park stay shift and park//but great scott the bloody rims keep forgettin to stop,gotta got dem thangz fixed//buy but i cant tip no chasin my drank mix but hoes wanna take sips//na i thinks not see u couldnt get shot if u was a blood doin the crip walk and get caught by yaself on a crip block//da cheese be gotsta more den just the noodles and the meat on our pasta//see through imposter//u gots locked lips//aint gotta buy doritos cuz we already got chips nigga// -chamillionaire
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Old 12-15-2002, 01:09 AM
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lol @ Weezy

"I pass by with the top off, like my car was named lil kim" - lil'wayne

" Bank sheet look like a basketball season scorechart"

" despite the braggin, my chest whiter than micheal jackson"

"just a teenager, and I make this dough, take out my bank card and bill gates feel broke"-

"~life is high~ priced lotta room-,lotta-bling, my ~ice is like~ andrew dice bada-boom-bada-bing"

And this just for the multi's lol

"I keep-a-trigga-somewhere-on-me-to-start-blowing, and leave-a-nigga-somewhere-lonely-with-his-heart-showing"

"weezy got more white than the backstreet boys"

:D @ Lights out is the illest ballin album ever
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Old 12-15-2002, 08:08 AM
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You bein ill is illogical - like losing your virginity down the sofa - Emcee Devlin
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Old 12-16-2002, 02:32 PM
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Sauce Money's whole verse on Resivour Dogs


You motherfuckers is sick, don't think Sauce the shit
So many niggaz on my nuts I thought I lost my dick
Picture me fallin off, I'm camera shy
Hammers fly, might miss you, but your man'll die
What's the difference? Either way I'm sonnin your crew
I fuck to win, y'all niggaz cummin to lose
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I lay off wet niggaz and kill em on my day off
Ain't nuttin for me to bust a trey off
Murder the whole month of April nigga, just to take May off
Run with more Germans than Adolf, you light crews
Now I concentrate on your camp, like Jews
Flow hot like a heatwave bitch
Whips fatter than them shits they beat slaves with
I'm a meal stackin nigga who pull quick, still packin
for you Phil Jackson niggaz on that Bull shit
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I'm never right, you'll forever be the best
I'll never be less than the best
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Equivalent to forever twice
The exception to the word perfection
I'll never be broke, if I ain't sellin you rap, I'm sellin you coke
Just when you thought I couldn't get better, I spoke
And sendin you back to the lab
What would you equal after the math, I'm tellin results
I'm bad as they come, time flys, I'm havin some fun
The second I spoke, the battle is won, what"

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Old 12-16-2002, 08:41 PM
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if you lookin for sympathy..u better look between R and T in the fuckin dictionary-ras kass
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Old 12-17-2002, 11:16 AM
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"if ya monitor blew up then maybe ya verse'd b smoking" - Me
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Old 01-07-2003, 05:17 AM
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even if you came out my ass you still wouldn't be shit
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Old 01-07-2003, 07:19 PM
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Old 01-15-2003, 11:08 AM
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Old Re: PUNCHLINES / QOUTE that stand out? @ 05-23-2007, 08:59 PM
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your stuff is wack, you can't even rap even if you had the mic' tide to you hands. talk about your gibberish jibble-- you should check out Kimble. she sounds like a dieing hippo. Go ahead and get pisst off. You stold those lines from Em you rip-off.
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