08-13-2003, 06:46 PM
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handle is one crazy motha.crazier than crazy bread
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~From 'The Cable Guy'~
On Steven's answering machine-
Machine: You have.11.messages.
Steven: Alright  .
Msg 1: Steven, it's Mom. Give me a call. I'm still your mother...(father)I'm getting on. Steven, call your mother.*BEEP*
Msg 2: Hey Steven, just checkin' in. Gimme a ring, I'm at 555-4329.*BEEP*
Msg 3: What's up, Steve...I'm at a payphone...so if you're there pick up, pickuppickuppickuppickuppickuppickup...oookaaay, I'll be home later.*BEEP*
Msg 4: Okay, I'm home...gimme a buzz when you get in. I'll be priddy much here all nite.*BEEP*
Msg 5: Hey, man. It's me again. I was just takin' a wizz, thought you mighta called...okay later.*BEEP*
Msg 6: (laughing) We're havin' ourselves quite a little game of phone tag here(Steven fast-forwards it to the 7th Message)
Msg 7: I was just blowdryin' my hair..uh thought I heard the phone ring...that ever happen to you? Anyway, call me. We'll talk about it(Steven fast-forwards it to the 8th Message)
Msg 8: Steveeen, I think your machine is(Steven fast-forwards it to the last message)
Last Msg: Oooooooooooh shit..*dial tone*
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