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Old Dating in the 50's @ 07-26-2005, 05:19 AM
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Dating in 1957



It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.




When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says. That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.



Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.




Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."



Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?"




"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"



Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.



Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.



About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:



"Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
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Old Re: Dating in the 50's @ 07-26-2005, 06:19 AM
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Hahahahahahaha!
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Old Re: Dating in the 50's @ 07-27-2005, 04:29 PM
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lmfao Kari
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Old Re: Dating in the 50's @ 07-28-2008, 07:12 AM
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I miss my bitch =[

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Old Re: Dating in the 50's @ 07-29-2008, 03:42 PM
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lmfao hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
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Old Re: Dating in the 50's @ 06-12-2009, 04:35 AM
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nice story lol
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All too often our reliance on private security contractors in Afghanistan has empowered warlords, powerbrokers operating outside Afghan government control," Democratic Senator Carl Levin, chairman of the Senate committee, said."These contractors threaten the security of our troops and risk the success of our mission," he added. The report paints a disturbing picture of how some of those hired have little training or experience in firing weapons, while other contractors are warlords with known links to the Taliban, the BBC's Steve Kingstone in Washington says.The document gives several notorious examples, including a man the Americans have nicknamed Mr White - after a character in the violent film Reservoir Dogs.He is said to have funded the Taliban and to have hosted a meeting with a senior commander responsible for a wave of roadside bombs targeting Nato troops.tn requinThe report also says that - by funding warlords with their own private militias - the US is undermining its declared aim of creating a more stable Afghanistan.It warns that the growth of a lucrative private security industry has drawn new recruits away from the Afghan police and army, where salaries are lower.The study follows July's Congressional inquiry, which said that trucking contractors paid tens of millions of dollars a year to local warlords for convoy protection. In recent months, US forces in Afghanistan have pledged to increase their oversight of security contractors and set up task forces to track the money spent among sub-contractors.
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