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Happy Old stupid lawsuit @ 07-18-2003, 11:48 PM
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Warning please note before ready all following lawsuit are very funny. You may become short of breath and maybe fall of your chair. We wish to warn you as we do not wish to be sued for makeing you laugh.


Ok how it works i will post a lawsuit link and put some of the funny stuff here and then if you feel like reading click on the link

http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/st...?stupid_ID=165

Ok this cracks me up

According to court papers, Janice Bird saw her mother "being rushed down the hallway." Nita Bird was bright blue and her bed was on an angle so that her head was almost touching the ground.

The daughters sued, NOT for malpractice, but because they had to witness the incident. These women sued the doctors and the hospital -- the same doctors who were rushing to assist their mother -- for causing emotional distress to THEM.

http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/st...p?stupid_ID=86

Two Chicago attorneys have filed a class action lawsuit against Penthouse magazine, saying their two clients shelled out $8.99 each for a copy of the magazine to see tennis sensation Anna Kournikova without her racket and tennis outfit. Don't these lawyers have anything better to do with their time than to sue over eight dollars and ninety nine cents? And a class action lawsuit to boot?


http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/cl...sp?page_ID=167

The teen's lawyer stated, "To see a film and not understand what is said is like not watching a film at all." The same lawyer has also sued several other movie production companies and theater operators for not offering movies with captions as well.

http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/fu...pe_ID=1&page=2
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http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/st...p?stupid_ID=88

Instead, let's look at the assertion the Bat was purposely designed and engineered to hit a baseball harder, faster, and farther than a traditional wooden bat.

No kidding! That's called a "competitive advantage." Baseball players and coaches are constantly looking for ways to hit baseballs harder, faster, and farther, and the easiest way to do this is with a high-tech bat.

Ok um that is it. That shit cracks me up. Now Sue the site for any harm such as short ness of breath. And falling out of your chair. Aslo you may be able to get them for makeing you look stupid in front of your kids remeber if you want to sue someone just live in america
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Sorry i forgot this part um the main site link is www.power-of-attorneys.com i wanted to say that casue in case you wanted to see the entire site.
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Old 07-19-2003, 01:52 PM
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I know you know my grandma broke her hip 7 lawyers where here trying to frigure out how can they sue. They want to sue the toilet company and the bed company casue the bed was to high up and thetoliot was to far down. We told them to fuck off and go jack off. But america got some problems i cans ee why iraq don't waNT TO BECOME LIKE US to many lawyers
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Old 07-19-2003, 02:18 PM
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America just gets stupider and stupider by the day...

I have met some pretty damn smart people in my life but oh my god...it really seems this country is like 80% full of idiots who'd do anything for some money in their wallets.
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Old 07-19-2003, 04:19 PM
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I know 7 lawyers that harsh of like my cousin he is stupid he has a bunch of important password he can't remeber them all so what does he do. He putt them a word docement not passworded, I just go sreaching and find i type in johning on sreach. Adn well i opened it up passwords all over the palce. I laugh my head of i sent to my comp and i will password that too. I deleted everythign to teach him not to get on my neveros he is like 2 time bigger but yes america has 80% ok i wa going to school a radio guy asked what mammal lives in the ocean and is the biggest one on earth. A lady calls and says is is a rabbit. My mom nearly crashed. he said no you got 2 more tired then she said is it a crab and for the final is it a snake. Yes that is ture and well i called them my school is 30 mintue drive and said um le me think um this is a hard one i know a whale. I got it right blue whale. he asked me how old i am i said 13 and i am in 7th grade i beat that lady felt really stupid.
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