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Old Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:18 AM
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"Hey,

I've just came across your profile. Very nice pictures! I entered a contest last week at www.uvpulled.co.uk they are looking for some models for there products launching in the summer. You should enter!

Take a look at the site www.uvpulled.co.uk see if you're interested. Enter if you would like to!

Let me know if you enter so I can watch out for you :o)

Toby."

What a message to wake up to.
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:22 AM
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You haven't seen anything until you've woken up sandwiched between two rather large women with facial hair

Believe me if that happened to you, you'd swear to God it's never happened and you haven't seen anything and you know nothing about it. I know I don't. And I never will. Ever
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:24 AM
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Hmmm, are you sure you're not Ben?
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:25 AM
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I think he's an android.

Jade, I sent that.









No, I didn't
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:33 AM
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LMFAO @ both the posts in here (that aren't jades)
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:35 AM
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Hmmm, are you sure you're not Ben?
Nope I'm a Libra. But you were close

Honestly I don't know who this Ben person is. I've never been to this site until the day joined up
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:36 AM
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haha You never "Ben" here before.
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:39 AM
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Never Ben kissed, never Ben Ben, Never bend over, whether stranger or friend
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:43 AM
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Hahaha aw, okay that's great. At least the website link you were given is a website dealing with models. I get messages, offering modeling positions, and when I follow the link, they're about hotel reservations. LOL.
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:46 AM
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Is that an implication?
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:48 AM
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Whenever I talk to a woman about hotel reservations it's only for a couple hours and she spends the rest of her night either on the corner or on her knees
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:51 AM
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LOL. I'm actually trying to find the exact message. It was from a FOB who kept sending me the same message. He seemed pretty serious about it too.
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 07:35 AM
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I bet if they saw a picture of my boday, they'd soon change their mind. I'm guessing it's someone who actually works for them But then again, maybe that's even more of a compliment.
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You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me
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I came to save these new generations of babies
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to grow to praise me I'm makin 'em go crazy
That's how I got this whole nation to embrace me
And you fugazi if you think I'ma admit wrong
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 10:25 AM
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its a spam message...sent to pretty much everyone..possibly sent by computer and not an actual person...guarantee they didnt even look at your pics at all...not to say you're not attractive
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Old Re: Oh, it doesn't get better than this... @ 07-01-2007, 01:00 PM
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Well there's a shot to the ego.


I thought I was special. I get those all the time.
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