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Old Some Jokes...! @ 04-09-2006, 09:07 AM
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Here are some Jokes for you...Some are funny

The Letter of Reference

"To Whom It May Concern:

"Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity, in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible."

Delivered a short time later:

"That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote
the letter sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only
every other line."


A man meets his lifetime friend who has been a way for several years..and after shaking hands and a few hugs,

the man: where have you been man?
the friend: actually..I was studying abroad..
the man: what did you study..?
the friend: I studied logic and Philosophy..
the man: what is that...??!!
the friend: It is a kind of an intellectual thing..
the man: like what..??!!I don't understand
the friend: ok. It is about how to think and conclude..stuff like that..for example, You are from a rich family..right??. So, it must be that you have a big house..with a garden..am I right...??
the man: yes..that is right...
the friend: and because your family is rich..you have a driver and may be a housekeeper..right..??
the man: that is right too..
the friend: and I think that your mother has a dog to take care of, so I can conclude that she is a respectful lady and always bussy with social activity..right..??
the man: that is right..!!
the friend: see..this is the logic..
the man: ooook...now I got it..

a few days later the man phones thier third friend:

the man: Did you know that I met our friend (X)..
the friend: ohhh..really?
the man: yeh..he was studying abroad..and he studied Logic and Philosophy..
the friend: What kind of a study is that?
the man: It is easy!..it is about thinking and concluding and other stuff..
the friend: I can't get it..!!
the man: Ok. I'll simplify it for you and ask you one little question..ok..??
the friend: ok..go ahead..
the man: Does your mother have a dog..??
the friend: No..she does not..
the man: then..your mother is a whore...
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Old Re: Some Jokes...! @ 04-09-2006, 09:07 AM
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A mother had three daughters and at their weddings she asked each one of them to phone home the day after and subtly indicate about their
respective husband's sexual performance.
The first one said, "It was like Maxwell Coffee". The Mother was confused until she later noticed a Maxwell Coffee ad which said:
"SATISFACTION TO THE LAST DROP..."
Then the second daughter got married and phoned home and whispered,
"Rothmans".
So the Mother looks for a Rothmans ad, and it said, "LIVE LIFE, KING
SIZE".
And the mother was pleased. Then it was the third one's wedding. After aweek she phoned but could only mumble, "BRITISH AIRWAYS". The mother
frantically went through the newspaper looking for a British Airways ad.
"Oh-my-god!" she cried. "FOUR TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS".


A young virgin lad was walking through the red light district, he happened upon a prostitute!! As he walked by she asked him if he would like any business,
intrigued he asked what she meant. Sex of course she replied. Our young virgin lad looked confused and asked what that was. The prostitute explained, "It's when
you put your penis in my virgina", our young virgin looked at her in horror, but I can't do that, my mum says you've got teeth down there, the prostitute laughs and
says "no I haven't", "I'll prove it too you" at this she pulls up her skirt and pulls down her knickers to show the young boy, saying "look I haven't got any teeth down
there", to which our young boy replies "I'm not surprised, look at the state of you gums!!"
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Old Re: Some Jokes...! @ 04-10-2006, 05:56 AM
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hahhaha those rocked.
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Old Re: Some Jokes...! @ 04-13-2006, 11:08 PM
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i liked the first one a lot.
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Old Re: Some Jokes...! @ 04-16-2006, 04:16 PM
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ditto^^^
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Old Re: Some Jokes...! @ 04-16-2006, 05:16 PM
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ditto is awsome..she sang wit eminem in stan!
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Old Re: Some Jokes...! @ 04-16-2006, 06:41 PM
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that was dido...............fucker.........
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