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Old wow.... @ 09-21-2009, 12:46 PM
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New Jersey Crazy Law

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

You may not slurp your soup.

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

On a highway you can not park under a bridge.

Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

Bernards Township

It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".

Caldwell

You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.

Cranford

Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.

Cresskill

All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

Elizabeth

It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.

Manville

It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.

Newark

It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

Ocean City

Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

People may not slurp their soup.

Raw hamburger may not be sold.

Raritan

Profanity is prohibited.

Sea Isle City

There will be no boiling of bones on the property.

Trenton

Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.

You may not throw a bad pickle in the street
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Old Re: wow.... @ 09-21-2009, 02:14 PM
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Thats nice.
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Old Re: wow.... @ 09-21-2009, 03:37 PM
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wow wtf

illegal to slurp your soup?!
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Old Re: wow.... @ 09-21-2009, 05:36 PM
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lol who doesnt frown at a policeman, that's lame haha
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Old Re: wow.... @ 09-21-2009, 06:17 PM
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thats so stupid its illegal to frown at a cop who doesnt do that
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Old Re: wow.... @ 09-22-2009, 02:42 PM
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New Jersey wants its people to smile at cops n suck their cocks while they writin parkin tickets fr em haha
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Old Re: wow.... @ 09-22-2009, 02:43 PM
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New Jersey wants its people to smile at cops n suck their cocks while they writin parkin tickets fr em haha

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Old Re: wow.... @ 09-23-2009, 09:31 PM
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New Jersey just is undicrabable but most of this shit they dont even enforce
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Old Re: wow.... @ 09-24-2009, 02:59 PM
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Old Re: wow.... @ 10-27-2009, 11:17 PM
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I accept with information: Cranford,Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. Cresskill:All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. Elizabeth:It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
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Old Re: wow.... @ 11-01-2009, 01:31 PM
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what about that dumb ass law 'your not allowed to make a left hand turn'
you know how many tickets ive gotten because of that crap
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Old Re: wow.... @ 11-04-2009, 01:04 AM
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Bernards Township

It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
Well Duh! How can you frown in a place so exquisitely named?
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Old Re: wow.... @ 11-04-2009, 12:07 PM
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Nice.... not something I want but cool
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