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Old Presidential Briefing @ 09-29-2006, 11:30 PM
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Presidential Briefing


Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.


He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
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Old Re: Presidential Briefing @ 09-29-2006, 11:44 PM
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hahahah the sad part is that hes prolly that dumb
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Old Re: Presidential Briefing @ 09-30-2006, 10:51 AM
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Why Is That The Sad Part?^

And Haha..
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Old Re: Presidential Briefing @ 10-01-2006, 03:00 PM
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lmfao..probaly a true story
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Old Re: Presidential Briefing @ 10-02-2006, 01:57 AM
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Old Re: Presidential Briefing @ 10-02-2006, 02:29 AM
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100% pure columbian dope right there! fuckn comedy~
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