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Happy Old stupid lawsuit @ 07-18-2003, 11:48 PM

Warning please note before ready all following lawsuit are very funny. You may become short of breath and maybe fall of your chair. We wish to warn you as we do not wish to be sued for makeing you laugh.

Ok how it works i will post a lawsuit link and put some of the funny stuff here and then if you feel like reading click on the link

Ok this cracks me up

According to court papers, Janice Bird saw her mother "being rushed down the hallway." Nita Bird was bright blue and her bed was on an angle so that her head was almost touching the ground.

The daughters sued, NOT for malpractice, but because they had to witness the incident. These women sued the doctors and the hospital -- the same doctors who were rushing to assist their mother -- for causing emotional distress to THEM.

Two Chicago attorneys have filed a class action lawsuit against Penthouse magazine, saying their two clients shelled out $8.99 each for a copy of the magazine to see tennis sensation Anna Kournikova without her racket and tennis outfit. Don't these lawyers have anything better to do with their time than to sue over eight dollars and ninety nine cents? And a class action lawsuit to boot?

The teen's lawyer stated, "To see a film and not understand what is said is like not watching a film at all." The same lawyer has also sued several other movie production companies and theater operators for not offering movies with captions as well.
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Instead, let's look at the assertion the Bat was purposely designed and engineered to hit a baseball harder, faster, and farther than a traditional wooden bat.

No kidding! That's called a "competitive advantage." Baseball players and coaches are constantly looking for ways to hit baseballs harder, faster, and farther, and the easiest way to do this is with a high-tech bat.

Ok um that is it. That shit cracks me up. Now Sue the site for any harm such as short ness of breath. And falling out of your chair. Aslo you may be able to get them for makeing you look stupid in front of your kids remeber if you want to sue someone just live in america
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