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Ghetto Ninja
01-20-2004, 10:11 AM
aight since ppl not droppin jack etc.. this gunna give ya nuff time to actually drop!

RULES
->8 bar minimum(16lines)-15 bars(30lines) *quality OVER quantity!
-Votes MUST be explained in order to count
-NO DICKRIDIN/CREW/BEEF votes allowed (Me Or Mentol will know when this happens)
-NO Feeding and/or playing off opponents verses
-No Biting/Recyclin.. Etc..
-The emcee with who get's 5 votes first WINS
-If one emcee get's 3 votes in a row, then it's a TKO meaning somebody got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!! (KO'S will be recorded)
-The voting is eleigable to any1 with over 25 posts or in tha tournament or not as long its explained-
-aswell, no creating new sn's to vote fer urself that will cause immediate loss, an i will do what i can to get u banned..

MUST, check in BY.. SUNDAY JANUARY 25TH, VERSES DUE WEDNESDAY JAN. 28TH AT MIDNIGHT (EASTERN)


LAST RULE- I designate u each three weapons that u must use within ur verse somehow.. this is to work on creativity as it lacks on EW a lot of the time.. IF they AREN'T in ur verse then AUTOMATICALLY you're Disqualified..!
T1Oracle- Microphone stand, T-shirt & House Key
Floetry- Rope, Water bottle & Alcohol
[]v[]CD- Chain, Tarot Cards & Belt Sander

Bernard
01-20-2004, 03:32 PM
Well that was quick. This will probably be my first actual battle in this tournament.
Check.

Floetry
01-20-2004, 04:04 PM
check...

MCD
01-21-2004, 06:05 PM
CHECK..

Bernard
01-27-2004, 11:15 PM
Alright, I'll go first. Why does this have to go all the way to the deadline?

MCD what? No name like a generic-brand like his flow, we can hear-itís-bland
Trying to play with his lyrics-sham but like his masculinity itís so clear-itís-scam
Soft boy with the high voice, I shake you with the base to make you nervous-girl
Disconnected the flow on purpose-girl, like a sentence Iíll have the period-stop.
Come back to me when you have balls or you feel-that-theyíve-dropped
Mines are so large theyíll hit like your record sales, with a serious-flop
So in and out of your girl's womb (room) she asks but already knows-I-"DONíT-STOP!"
I got the "house key" because she was lonely and never experienced-cock
MCD is sexless like blank males (mails) heís sent back and returned to addresses
And he canít move next-cause, heís stationary like stacked Dear John letters
But Iím better, jamming MCDís game like an STD or a burner ROM-error
I have him more insecure on that level than if my verse was terrorist bomb-terror
Now MC Disease canít get it up like ED until he-seeks and finds shelter
But I-sneak and creep between lines faster, and see Amber-Leeís family doesnít want Fester
Trying to sneak and peek pictures but youíre still more a fruit than cheap-"T-shirts"
MCDís ass backwards like her birth was feet-first from rearranging her face as reversed
Cause Ike (I) Turner (turn her) domestic beat her over tables Ďtill sheís off it, knocked out of her features
I snatched the "microphone-stand" out-of-her-hand so she wonít squeak through the speakers
Like "Bitch! You know-itís-me Iíll smack you and Floetry" so you ass-cheeks can each-hurt
Flo-and-D have no hope-in-dreams since I broke-their-teeth as I stole-them-G
Want to flow-with-me? I have stolen-speed like drug deals and car crashes
So-high I flow-by and lower-esteems until your drive crashes
Thinking so fast-that, I leave Flo-and-D stuck in mind-trances so their rhymes-can die faster
Thatís right Iím "nice"-like-that, euthanasia their every flaw until their lights-go-black
Eyes-rolls-back, Doctor Fire stays blazing smoked-crack with feats stuck in broke-ass
And I donít hold-back the hoe-slap, Iím the Oracle girls, but you already know-that.

* Fester - a character from "The Adamís Family", he wasnít very attractive
* fruit "T-shirts" - "Fruit of The Loom" is a brand that makes cheap clothing, mostly underwear including blank white T-shirts
* stolen speed - Ever heard "drive it like you stole it"?
*Ike Turner - if you donít know then I aught to smack you

MCD
01-28-2004, 07:07 PM
ok lets go...

yo - this-guy-drops-basic-shit so ima waste-this-kid
you claim to be The Oracle? - well meet Agent-Smith
you get-faded-quick and Floetry gotta-face-this-shit
I'll give you both a Knuckle 'sandwich' and leave you with flavored-chinz!

ok..

you two are about to journey to the valley-of-death the way i'm extracting-ya-breath cuz I'll rip Oraclez dick out through the back-of-floetry's-head!
My poetry-wreckz - I could drop one linerz and still-confuse-ya
cuz you know something aint right when i can predict the Oraclez-future!
and should i tell you what it is? man... I dunno if I should
Cuz kinda like Floetrys girlfriend..it doesn't look good:(
but-touch-wood - I don't really think things can get any worse..
Oh too late...It appears my 'check in' was iller than your verse!(damn)
I'll grab a 'chain' - and render Floetry-a-worthless-bitch -
this-herb-cant-spit - his styles like closed pubs cuz his Bars-aint-serving-shit -
and the nerve-of-this-kid!! - I guarantee you'll be losing-faith you useless-gay - fuck it..it might be desperate but I'll tip beer on his head and brews-his-face
I'm the ruthless-ace// Oracle tried to spit at me but he's bound-to-cum wit the amount of Floetryz semen-around-his-gumz -
this kid-brownin-bumz - and he about to get his collar-caught
cuz If penises were money..shit..he'd be a dollar-short
so-he-holdz-his ballz to hide his disability from the rest-of-the-board - no wonder his girl goes ontop..cuz he's sexually-floored(flawed)
and now-i'm-wrecking-this-whore with rapz-and-a-belt-sander -
you can drop ya hottest punchez - but I'll KO you wit-a-backhander!


finish..

I'm hopin this is murder and nobody-witnesses - but it aint easy...cuz i cant tell where Oracle starts and Floetry-finishes!(eww)
But i'm a pro-of-a-lyricist - nobody can stop-it..
Man..Oracle cant see the future! she got 'tarot cardz' in her pocketz!

Ghetto Ninja
01-30-2004, 11:21 PM
aight well it looks like its jus u 2.. i'll drop a real later on.. let the voting commence!

haydude
01-31-2004, 03:08 PM
been awhile since i been here,
but looks like y'all could use some votes, so...

T1~
MCD what? No name like a generic-brand like his flow, we can hear-itís-bland
Trying to play with his lyrics-sham but like his masculinity itís so clear-itís-scam

And he canít move next-cause, heís stationary like stacked Dear John letters

^these were the best lines....some clever shit all throughout the
verse, but too much complexity at times...

Cause Ike (I) Turner (turn her) domestic beat her over tables Ďtill sheís off it, knocked out of her features

do u know what ur sayin here/how can u read this so it makes sense....or...

Flo-and-D have no hope-in-dreams since I broke-their-teeth as I stole-them-G
Want to flow-with-me? I have stolen-speed like drug deals and car crashes

^what the hell does all this mean? filler punches...weak^

mcd~
fuck yea guy:

My poetry-wreckz - I could drop one linerz and still-confuse-ya
cuz you know something aint right when i can predict the Oraclez-future!
and should i tell you what it is? man... I dunno if I should
Cuz kinda like Floetrys girlfriend..it doesn't look good
but-touch-wood - I don't really think things can get any worse..
Oh too late...It appears my 'check in' was iller than your verse!(damn)

^bunch of short lines, but killer punches and funny ass shit...lol^
very clever...very nice flow between and in the bars...

this-herb-cant-spit - his styles like closed pubs cuz his Bars-aint-serving-shit -

^well....thats perfect, best line in battle...
strong and consistent throughout...thought end was weak, whtvr

flow-mcd
multies-mcd by a long shot
wordplay-mcd
personals- close, but oracle
punches-mcd
enjoy-mcd

vote-mcd....nice battle, gluck y'all...

peace~

yo, battle challenge for n e one who sees this...
takers?

Ghetto Ninja
02-06-2004, 11:58 AM
1-0 D..

Bernard
03-25-2004, 07:42 PM
oh yea, to "steal" somebody is to punch them, it's slang. Also, speed is a drug. This is feels so old...

C02
03-29-2004, 09:49 AM
Alright, I'll be voting...

First off, T1's got some nice punches/ Lines in his verse...

Trying to sneak and peek pictures but youíre still more a fruit than cheap-"T-shirts"
MCDís ass backwards like her birth was feet-first from rearranging her face as reversed

That was good.
Although, most of MCD's verse was great, except maybe one or two lines. This one being the best...

I'm hopin this is murder and nobody-witnesses - but it aint easy...cuz i cant tell where Oracle starts and Floetry-finishes!(eww)
But i'm a pro-of-a-lyricist - nobody can stop-it..
Man..Oracle cant see the future! she got 'tarot cardz' in her pocketz

That killed'em. Anyhow, MCD for this one, that's my explanation.
MCD came harder here, Oracle coulda done better, definately. I've seen better from you man.

Vote-MCD

Mr. Meyahgee
02-27-2005, 12:52 PM
Closed!!! this is done an over with