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50 years ago
07-30-2002, 12:29 AM
We had to write about an auto accidnt.lol. Watch as I take it off course...(BOO!)

One day I woke up, immediately entered my vechicle-of-destruction...
A pile of dead bodies? I'm foreseeing-it's-construction...
I blast past cars and trap them in corners, makin' them crash-as-I-please...
Hit a car, drunk driver straight from the bar, put a permanant cap-in-his-knees...
When I burst through his fender , go through the back window, com'in-through-the-front...
Purposely, what will I impede, my drivin today?I'm choosin-a-blunt...
As I went-back, hit a car with full force impact...
I switched-gears, on that bitch-queer, but he's still saying "that kids-whack"...
And there's where the problem started, rammed into his plates...
Bounced off the car, flew right into the pearly gates...
And I dissmissed, the obvious, conclusion that I had-just-died...
Asked to look at my home, when they found on the phone, but none cared and-none-whined...
Maybe I wasted my life, tryin' to spead the misery...
Claimin' revenge, and shit, when the real prob'em is-with-me...
I rushed to God, and said "Please, may I have a second-chance"...
I was put back on earth, and everybody for a moment stopped-and-glanced...
'Cause now I was back, at the scene I had just caused...
I had no respect fo' life, when I abused the fights, and said fuck the law...
From, now on, I'm turnin' over-a-leaf, you know-what-I-mean...
But I wake up the next morning, no same morning, yu know-what-it's-a-dream...

Murri4life2
07-30-2002, 08:12 AM
:confused: Don't realy know what you are talking about but yeah

Exodus
07-30-2002, 03:34 PM
pretty dope, i liked the way you told the story

" When I burst through his fender , go through the back window,
com'in-through-the-front...
Purposely, what will I impede, my drivin today?I'm choosin-a-blunt...
As I went-back, hit a car with full force impact...
I switched-gears, on that bitch-queer, but he's still saying "that
kids-whack"..."

this caught my eye

i liked it all the way through

now go reply to my ish before i kill you, or something

50 years ago
07-31-2002, 12:26 AM
:D @ if I confuse people