View Full Version : wasted tournament battle against haydude


kash11
03-02-2003, 07:30 PM
this shit would of fuckin ripped his ass anyway

yo gimme your neck between my hands ill have it broke for ya/
since people think im a comedian heres a joke for ya/
its straight perves, itll probably make your hurt/
but what sux more dick than a broke guy for coke, haydudes verse/
if your rhyme was a basbeball, id park it higher than mark mcgwire/
before this thread was cold, i just came in to start the fire/
your knees will clapm, ima win this tourny bitch and be a champ/
me a tramp, na thats your mom, if my rhymes were an envelope you couldnt even read the stamp/
your probably fat and lame, you just lost to me for the seconds time, thats a shame/
we know u aint ea sports cuz how can u be "in the game" when u aint even at the game/
whos blows more cock than hoes for pot, gotta be haydude/
if i had to swap an emcee for some chips and dip, id trade you/
give it a good try guy, but watch me fly high and burst into flight/
how the fuck you gunna beat me, your the worst on this site/
they schould prescribe your raps to insomniacs, itll give em a deep sleep/
this guys a freak a geek hes weak ill kick his teeth three feet deep in each cheek/
this homo's all gay, hes got alotta "fruity contents"/
he wont win this like a fat chick at a beauty contest/
and now to finish this bitch like dressing on a salad/
get rid of your turntables and start pressing a ballad/

kash11
03-03-2003, 06:26 PM
up up up

Hoppa
03-03-2003, 06:40 PM
you had maybe 2 good lines

kash11
03-03-2003, 09:59 PM
well your rhyme had about 0 good lines so what your saying is my shits better than yours?

how is it a rip off?

haydude
03-03-2003, 11:36 PM
yo, i never replied because i was on my reading week
in university and i was at home and couldnt post on this
site from my comp at home...i think u got lucky cuz i wanted
to reply, but thank u, cuz ima reply here...

yo, yo, yo..
aiyo, even if he spits money, kash still-raps-poor/
this bitch thinks he's funny, but his-emcin's-a-disaster/
maybe he raps-plastered, atleast-then-he'd-have-an-excuse/
i cant stand this rap-abuse, so the-beast-will-be-let-loose/
cuz ima tear-up this punk like he's extra-thin-paper/
u need to look-up junk, cuz u reflect-a-garbage-hamper/
ur really a tramp-in-denial cuz u sound like u've been suckin-my-dick-for-awhile/
my beat is fast...cuz fuckin-u-up-quick is my-sick-style/
im so fuckin ill, after battlin me ur gonna think cancer's-the-answer/
u shouldnt be dissin me...to be me u'd need a skill-enhancer/
watch me thrill-this-danser, cuz i know how to "break-danse"/
battlin me's like ur playin monopoly, cuz ur takin-a-"chance"/
ur odds arent good though, like ur basic-spits/
pot-heads are scared i might smoke-u-too-quickly like acid-hits/
ur lucky u won the tourny by default-u didnt deserve it, but its my fault/
im just too hot for u-my assault leaves u burnt like ashphault(sp)/
join a fuckin cult and u still dont got a crew/
this bitch thinks he woulda beat me-he's short a screw/
got lines? i'd snort a few, but ur too crooked to come straight/
u were standin before, now he's "shooked" cuz he's a fake/

who fucked who? bitch...uppin

kash11
03-07-2003, 12:09 AM
how bout we use these verses in a battle in the mine fields and well see who fucked who.......bitch

kash11
03-09-2003, 12:55 AM
cmon now, dosie do now

haydude
03-09-2003, 09:32 PM
lets do it...set it up