View Full Version : Battle with J-Realist (text... 'cause I'm lazy)


-NinjaMic-
02-28-2003, 12:31 PM
…I might as well be Mobb Deep… with all the gems that I drop
I thought Tha Realest got dropped, ‘cause he sounded like Pac?
!?… oh, that ain’t you?, well, don’t be afraid, boo…//
just let me re-adjust the direction my scope is AIMED to!
Even so, I feel like I’m battlin’ a wack-fuck-from-the-row
So act-like-yuh-know ~~
I serve you so quick… it’s like I got you “wrapped-up-to-go”
I’ll back-up-your-flow…//like a kidney stone the size of a golf-ball
while you only “eat MCs” from waist down… bones-and-all
-- heard you’re known-to-stall… and blame-it-on-weed//
but from now on, when you feel shook? you can blame-it-on-me
I’m an ELITEST, insidious - I cloud your mind like Darth Sidious
only time your verses got punchlines… is if the explanation FITS in it
the site’s sick of his fictitiousness; even ya gay-crew’ll-vote-for-me
after I impale you with a javelin… straight-through-the-ovaries
I’ll play-you-solo,-G, supposedly, J-Realist is NOT-true//
you’re faker than the cubic zirconium ring… your boyfriend bought-you
ought-to realize the reality, you placate my ego if you battle me
it’s like outbiddin’ a Sultan with an additional... EIGHT figure salary!
an APE,-this–nigga-tries-to-challenge- me… I cause-a-casuality
anything less than first degree assault-and-battery,,, is a fallacy
you can plead the fifth PLUS insanity, I’ll descend amidst calamity
then split you open from end to end… and SHIT in the cavity…

I got kinda sloppy to try and fit in with the boards style of verses that don't flow or make alot of sense, but still... nice enough punches and rhymes.

gangstalita
02-28-2003, 02:23 PM
that was so good..damn you ill man..flow was solid,vocab was real good,great punches...
didnt understand what this meant...
I’m an ELITEST, insidious

oh wait..i got it now..just checked in the dictionary..lol

50 years ago
02-28-2003, 04:03 PM
Ill shit. Can't front on it

lmfao @ "the site’s sick of his fictitiousness; even ya gay-crew’ll-vote-for-me
after I impale you with a javelin… straight-through-the-ovaries
I’ll play-you-solo,-G, supposedly, J-Realist is NOT-true//
you’re faker than the cubic zirconium ring… your boyfriend bought-you"

MCD
02-28-2003, 04:38 PM
yeah this was dope...some of the multi's are off the fuckin hook.
you get better everytime i read some of your shit..and thats scary cuz you were damn ill to start with!..some good shit Ninja. Did you win?

Mr. Meyahgee
02-28-2003, 04:50 PM
very dope man..
ill punches were nice as hell..
very strong verse.. hot shit as se>< an mcd said

-NinjaMic-
02-28-2003, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by []v[]CD
Did you win?

Of course not... the votes aren't done yet, but it's 2 to 1 J-Realist. Peep the verse and see the 75% wackness I'm losing to. I don't know if it's just me or what?

"now it's crunch time, and my punchlines, come to crush ya lines and bust ya rhymes//
it's like ragin bulls rush behind, each word i scribe, to leave ya touched in the mind knowin ya can't fuck wit mine//
you don't stand half a chance, in this battle ya gettin gutted, sliced and lit the fuck up like jack-o-lanterns//
ya saliva's kinda like a lotto-drawin, the way ya spits're spat out so random//
makin less sense/cents than non-profit law firms...like balls fulla sperm//
you impatiently waitin to get sonned, when my tongue, recites lines to leave even the gods concerned//
for the well being of ya life, fuck bein nice....i'm servin more herbs than Dave Chappelle and Mr. Nice Guy//
so say farewell to the title Mic, like 'radioactive spider bites', i got you 'climbin the walls' tryin to hide from my cites//
cryin at night, knowin you can't even begin to tame the 'illness' in my 'ancient' scriptures if you's to study in 'geriatrics'//
so sit down, my script's sound, leaves ya lookin like a bitch clown like that Mimi in Drew Carey actress//
ya only think that ya gangsta and tough son, when the fact of the matter's the only gun you've popped was on NES Duck Hunt//
ya luck's run out my friend, we'll see in this battle's end that you've acquired less 'points' than a 'young buck'// (points on a deer bein the different tips of the antlers, wit very few bein present in adolescence of a deer)
what's done can't be un-done, you signed up for this massacre so now i'm murderin this bastard//
leadin this lil fake to the Pearly Gates like the sermons of pastors, i'm burnin him faster//
than clubs in Rhode Island, so keep ya mouth closed, SILENCE!, you can't even see me like someone sewed up ya eyelids//
i explode in a cypher, while you get cut out the circle like holes in a doughnut, cryin//
to ya mommy that the big kids won't let you play, as ya cling to her apron, breathin her fragrance//
actin like a bitch in the kitchen, wishin the kids ain't diss ya and that you could be in their places//
it's amazin that you thinkin you can beat my speech...get the fuck out Ninja, you ARE the weakest link!//"

50 years ago
02-28-2003, 11:50 PM
Some of that was ill, but most of it was wack. Your shit was iller.

Mr. Meyahgee
03-01-2003, 02:31 AM
some was dope an some was just garbage

MCD
03-01-2003, 06:54 AM
i'm guessin he's got like over 1000 posts at that site or something?
there was no way that was iller...i hated all the forced multi's n shit..it was whack - non personal bullshit.

Mr. Meyahgee
04-02-2003, 03:02 PM
imma uppin this real quick cuz i'm tied an lost to dude's with wacker shit then this man

Acclaimed
04-02-2003, 03:08 PM
his shit was whack, ninja, that was duh boooooooooooooooomb

Bernard
04-06-2003, 12:13 AM
Truly, much applause to Ninja and you clearly have a consensus here. I'd mark that as a victory in my book.