View Full Version : Tyke vs Ms. Mack RD2


Mr. Meyahgee
01-12-2003, 05:15 PM
you know the rules

15 bar's min
30 max
no biting re-using
first to 3 wins
must mention oppents name
due friday

Tyke
01-13-2003, 11:03 AM
blah @ having no chance..

Ms Mack
01-16-2003, 03:20 PM
Wassup Tyke, I wish we weren't battling till the final round but oh well (the luck of the draw).....I hate to battle my peeps but its all in fun...Good luck Tyke

Tyke
01-16-2003, 03:21 PM
yeah, yeah.. I'm stuck though, I gotta write this shit today or ell get dq'd...

Tyke
01-17-2003, 12:53 PM
Scuze the wackness and minimum bar length.. I’m having a bitch of a time as of late.. G’luck Mack

This is sad, Ms Mack, back for the final bloodbathed rematch
She’s wack, spread her ass open, and slowly split the trick in half
With sickening wicked laughs, I sharpen tools to pick this bitch apart
pick up six and a half pick axes, pierce her back and rip out her heart
put assorted torso parts in woodchippers to despose of bitchs quicker
than Mrs Wack jumping cocks and dicks like an addicted cum sipper
nut’s a permanent fixture on ya chin, like they were malignent tumors
with a dick in bed shes quick to spread, like vicious high school rumors
What are you doin in the mens pisser, you’re not allowed in this space
I’ll crush your entire fucking skull, just so I can powder your face
damn thats tough, yer the only chick I know, that can pee standin up
your passed out in a crack house, enjoying completely random fucks
you shouldn’t tear, here’s a souvenir, for this moment, remember it
cherish the embarrassment, when handed limbs from dismemberment
this is the Mack 500 gang bang, and I’m takin every other turn
collecting so much semen that your pelvic region begins to burn

Ms Mack
01-17-2003, 04:37 PM
Tyke, Ms. Mack is always down for the cause
This battle needs 2 rounds, this one and my round of applause
My punch is like a car accident, it’ll take out your LEFT EYE
Your punches wouldn’t have a CONNECTION coming from the WEST SIDE
Your subject to spit a lot of shit behind my back like an ass-hole
Your Pops should’ve used condoms instead of the rhythm method of birth control
In battle, Tyke can’t handle me, I come with too many surprises
He always ends out with an L, like fat people’s clothing sizes
Your style is like a mixture of METALLICA and PETER PAN
You try to ROCK HARD but I guarantee that your punches will NEVER LAND
Your weak ho, I wrecked your chest as I flexed my complex flow
Like getting oral sex from Aids patients here comes your death blow
My skills are sooo scary, I strike fright in your nervous system
If I knocked your head through ya ass, you still couldn’t drop wisdom
I’m Ms. Mack, a Queen, you’re well ….forget it there’s no grouping us
It’s humorous cause you suck more than a Hoover does
You spit first, I’m so mad, I’m about to explode
Speakin’ out of turn, punk, know ya role, stay in line like bar codes
Check your message box Tyke, I’m trying to save you so I emailed you some morals
You suck Ex’s (Exodus) dick so much, ya girl’s gonna be pregnant wit his seed the next time U give her oral
I’m sick of people like you, Why am I always ripping wack folks?
I would SNAP YOUR ASS IN HALF but there ain’t no time to CRACK JOKES
Trying to challenge me, your funny, go ahead and pull another stunt
I’ll go back to your date of birth and shove you back up you Mother’s cunt
You tried to play with a full deck but a couple of your cards are missing
I’m cutting this yellow belly, like a c-section to Marge Simpson
When I’m through…..Tyke will just sulk in misery
Then I’ll stab him with middle fingers to Add Insult To Injury
Ya rhyme acts a cop out, so a perp for your multies…
Is to bring Tucker, Chan, Gibson, Glover, Murphy & Nolte
Fuck the bullshit Tyke, I’m a cut straight to the chase
Why “hit below my belt” your just punching your Dad in the face.

…………………Good luck Tyke……

Tyke
01-17-2003, 05:08 PM
Props 2 sum of the illest punches I've ever seen

TrueFanOfTheMan
01-17-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Ms Mack
Your style is like a mixture of METALLICA and PETER PAN
You try to ROCK HARD but I guarantee that your punches will NEVER LAND

You tried to play with a full deck but a couple of your cards are missing
I’m cutting this yellow belly, like a c-section to Marge Simpson


Fukkin Illlllll. Nice rhymin. And Tyke, yours was pretty dope too.

Mr. Meyahgee
01-17-2003, 11:48 PM
that was fucking nice on both parts!..
flow- tyke
multies- tyke
punchlines- ms mack
creativity- ms mack
scheme- tied

but imma have to vote for msmack..

her punchlines were damn ill

"This battle needs 2 rounds, this one and my round of applause"


"I would SNAP YOUR ASS IN HALF but there ain’t no time to CRACK JOKES"

fucking nice...

prop's to both

Ghetto Ninja
01-18-2003, 04:23 AM
damn... i'm a come str9 propsto ya both mack ya came real nice... tyke u came tight as well...

MULTIS: Ms. Mack
STYLE: Tyke
HITS: Ms. Mack
PUNCHES: Ms. Mack
VOCAB: Tyke
PERSONALS: Ms. Mack
VOTE: Ms. Mack

this was a tight battle... some tha nicest shit i seen mac rip.. tyke u came ill but mack punches landed directly...

ma vote goes ta mack upp'n on this...

AllAboutMe
01-18-2003, 05:30 PM
oh shit ms mack you really ripped that shit, nice work on the battle, really liked how the flow on this one, its not the same bar lenghts but there's lots of changes and that makes it interresting, but the punches were awesome and real hard

Your style is like a mixture of METALLICA and PETER PAN
You try to ROCK HARD but I guarantee that your punches will NEVER LAND

^^nice work on this, funny and effective at same time,lol

i thought you started it off real nice and finished it off sweet which is huge keys to having a good verse, nice job


tyke's verse was tight too but seems like maybe didnt put as much effort into it, but there's still some ill lines in there

i vote ms mack cuz she put it all out here with a better effort, nice battle

Tyke
01-18-2003, 11:35 PM
Mack's moving on, that was one of the best verses I've ever seen here.:D

*tips hat*

Mr. Meyahgee
01-18-2003, 11:57 PM
ms mack moves on