Some of yall might figure out who I'm talking about if you read this.



Straight out the blue; this cocky little bitch’s calling some names
Straight-up clueless; piss-poor with a small list of friends //
Never double-cross no Vile or I’ll go in defense-mode
Who the fuck you calling a nerd, you cross-eyed bimbo? //
With you eyes intertwined staring at two different directions
I wear glasses, but which of us REALLY needs vision correction? //
So how’s that for somebody who laughs at her own jokes
Whose optical view looks like she’s had a few strokes //
You upset the wrong one, now you choke on what I say
Two-thousand post from a girl who can’t focus on a plane //
You contaminated the picture section, T
Made me wanna puke, much less erected me //
Get your writer to spit a text for me
You couldn’t fuck me over if I was on my back and let you have sex with me //
… Wasn’t I the one who warned you about Ecstasy ?
If that ain’t a friend, who else would’ve given the lecture… //
Not Brittany, Meek, or even Rizzlrectah
Settled with your once-boyfriend, and you’re still dumber than your X was //
I was there when you was dumb, depressed, and stupid
But when someone called you outta your name, you’d just prove it //
How do you expect me to respect you with
Your drug habit, I’ll listen when you give less excuses //

Had somebody write her a diss for her own hype
Homo home-slice who gets Xzyled out of her own site //
Swear-thought I was a hacker and you ripped me off
No matter, you would’ve proved to be a bitchy boss //
Only credit you get is with your little diss to Josh
But your writer ain’t even fucking with this- you lost //
Wanna dictate everybody and never sad to say
You banned Michelle, simply cuz you couldn’t have you way //
Hypocrite, you say you hate things that’re unfair and unjust
When you’re just that; make up your mind you dumb fuck //
Purple Prince, I was mad at the statement that he made
But wouldn’t doubt it for a second that the lad is gay //
Nobody called nobody ugly, but I ain’t Urkle
I know Omega frat brothers that’ll hurt you and stop you from wearing purple //
You and your ‘girlfriend’ can diss back, what’s to stop ya?
She’s cock-eyed as fuck, but she wants to balance a chakra? //
Cocky with your camera, showing off you stood still
With my feather, and your fake wool that you stole from Good Will //
Slim with a chubby face trying to strike a fine pose
Only way you can “read aura” is with one eye closed //
Still can’t believe I had such a crush
On this pig-faced blind, chubby bag of ‘What-tha-fuck’ //
You lied about being black, but you’re white as winter
You’re pale as snails, and I even called you my nigga //
Why would you lie to us? I don’t even understand
How you say you’re half black; bitch you don’t even got a tan? //
What are you, Mariah Carey, T? Lying carelessly
I ain’t Michelle, so I don’t care if you don’t play fair with me //
Remember the days when you were young, useless, and fulla cum
Only thing you was ‘mixed’ with is stupid & dumb //
Now put that on your buttered kettle corn
You ain’t runnin shit, you couldn’t even run your message board //
Attacking me like that was funny, acting crummy
Almost made me have to contact my hacker buddies //
Like an orgasmic piss; the bliss is so delicious
You having a hard time reading this, but Focus isn’t //
Claiming my sappy song titles like those low blows were disses
All that does is prove that most virgos are bitches //
What’s up with you; Too much people have had enough of you
You and that dyke Chela bitch would’ve made a beautiful couple too //
You’re voted on bad positions and we all understand ya
Prince likes men, and you can’t make a man out of Amanda //
Getting furious over shit that ain’t even serious
When you could’ve just written a book entitle “Me and my Period” //
I ain’t even pissed no more at Sissy Missi
Wannabe Mr. Rippley, but you got “no talent” to diss me //
It’s V, revealing the truth and honest shit
You too pale for the pharmacist, too cock-eyed for optometrists //
Calling me Urkle, but hay it’s all butter and gravy
Cuz Ayane thinks I’m hot, and Req wants to have all of my babies //

Not my best, but I got my point(s) across. Beef will be ignored.

Tight shit from beginning to end... such a way with words. None of those fake, impersonal disses either. Were you planning on using this for the unrequited battle?

:D @ the resurgance of EB emcee's lately
:D @ if Fidel records something
:D @ if Evileyez appears, Doctor A comes back to life, Lythium actually comes online, LP, Double E, soldia, and even those one faggots come back
:D? @ GhOsTwRiTaH

:D @ Deskrete too

:D @ that was incredibly well written

That shit was funny at points.lmfao.

:D @ the event that Doctah A actually does "come back to life"
D:< and >:D @ Fidel, even tho he's not the topic here
D:? @ Ghostbiter

:D @ fuck it, even revol can come back lol

hehe thanks to all for not mentioning that one asshole- you know the one who is welcome to come back if he'd like me to charter a jet for the sole purpose of beating his ass. :D

:D? @ a beef rap topic turns into an EB rememberance topic

We are hopeless. Well, ok, I have hope. Y'all are hopeless.

revol is back he just dont get on message boars
u can get at him at GraveLove at aol

he got some new new shit tooo

http://www.mp3.com/Revol

and im liking it too

That was pretty well-written. I'm saying nothing apart from that lol, my views on ugly disses are the same as fat disses;)
Now get on over here and let's make babies.

^^^^^
Before we start making little Iras and Reqeems, I just wanna say that it's amazing for me to have a song like this and get 1... 2... 8 replies beef-free.

WTF eer happened to Whirlwind?

I see him online every once in awhile

Originally posted by Sexorcist
I see him online every once in awhile
Let's do this. Next time you step outside and the sky is black as blood... and a full moon lights the chilling waters of the ocean... We'll know Whilwind is online.

BTW, Diabolical, you sig is SO disguisting.

lmao @ this old thread