10 lines each
no riding off opponents verse
no bs votes
first to 5
due by Monday, November 25th

in this corner, the incrediblely ill skill machine......TYKE!!!!

think you hos can handle mah weight, then try an lift this
you’re like Haiti and Nepal teamin up in the Olympics
Do we look scared, by a pair of paraplegic rejects
you should beware, we’ll infect like ten different diseases
and once I catch yah sneazin, we’ll combine into the plauge,
when Ex hears you wheezin he’ll break yah spine and then ya leg
Yall give me the chuckles, Ms Mack, and her Jizm snack
thus I’ give yuh knuckles, head cracked then shit goes black
so it’s time to pass then pen, cause we runnin marathons
round these lil kids while you both be wearin thongs...

The World IS Mine like Shaq’s label TWISM
Killing Tyke & Ex, spraying both ‘em with JIZM
Chewing 2 MC’s up like I’m a fucking cannibal
I removed my mandible so my jaw’s more expandable
Mack & Jizz…The Dream Team…our reign is supreme
Tyke & Ex beating us is a fraudulent scheme
We come hard with ill flows that astound silly suckers
New millennium Bonnie & Clyde straight murdering muthafucka’s
I only get 10 lines so I’ll end by saying this
Tyke & Ex open your mouths and prepare for the JIZZ

i went over by 2 lines or so...but just count the first ten....




Was that battle i heard?
with these couple of nerds/
JIZM will splatter u both
smash and shatter your hope
Bash and batter, im dope/
You couldnt hang wit me
if i gave you a rope/
Exodus remind me of michael
jackson, theyre alike
Scramble his name and youll
see.."U DO SEX" tykes/
Ate you both with one line
aint no need to respond/
Yall couldnt stay wit a
bitch, being james bond/
Homicidal battle rapper
ill kill you wit just words
Just blurt out some bullshit
so i can laugh at your verse/
you embarrassed turnin all types
of different colors like a prism/
Someone stickin their dicks in
your mouths, is the only easy
way to eat JIZM/
you couldnt be "down" if
you was a limp dick/
little bitches with my name on
their mouths like lipstick/
Battle me, ha u got roasted
beatin me, in your dreams
like the pic exodus keeps postin/
still causin a commotion, the
name JIZM causes panic
Im the best, nah im even better i
changed my mind like schizophrenics.....


Peace 2 My partner Ms.Mack.........1

Girls bein “earthy” is one thing, but I don’t know player
Cause Ms.Mack is so fat that she can dress in ozone layers/
Fat ass heffer, I see your illness & doubt it
I told bitch to button her lips & she ate the whole outfit/
Wait … matter of fact, murds en rill seechoo
Look, you two so wack… I can make up words and still beat you/
I was gonna use a 'cum line', but now Im droppin the fucker
Jizm tried to walk the walk, now he just talks the talk with a stutter/
i'll batter ya kin folk, and even you have to get killed slow
behind every good man is a woman, and Ms.Mack is strapped with a dildo/

NOW VOTE!!:D

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Tyke and Jizm were both at about the same level to me, but I didn't really care for Ms Mack's part and Exodus just fuckin killed her and Jizm lol, I can't even pick out certain lines I liked the best because all of them were so good.

vote = Tyke and Exodus.

exodus had a ill verse, killed ms mack. tyke was aight, leveled wit jizm....over all i vote for.....

Tyke and Exodus

yeah, my vote has to go to tyke and exodus. not a bad battle at all, but jesus exodus killed all with his verse.

Hold up, lets just look at who voted, i think someone MADE these people vote cause ANYONE who knows SOMETHING about battling knows i alone killed both tyke and exodus...and if u 2 dont think so, ill take both of yall together...also, the REAL people who usually vote havent even voted...call it what u want tho, u say i lost, then i lost...but in my mind...a TRUE battlers mind, i KNOW i won....their lines didnt even compare.....period....like i said...ME VS TYKE + EXODUS. Ms.MACK did her thing she alone would have won, their lines werent even mediocre...they actually was trash. not clever at all.....The people who voted on this battle should call KRS and enroll into the hiphop temple, school for hiphop...idiots.

Jizm calm down...nobody made me vote if you were talking about me, I just did a battle myself so I thought I should vote on some.
I thought yours was good but I simply wasn't feelin Ms.Macks and you can't say Exodus wasn't good just because he's your opposition. He clearly was the best battler in this.

LOL....and i suppose papa doc was the winner in the 8 mile battle?....shut the fuck up...u aint shit...you obviously dont know shit about battle rhymes and the person with the better punchlines wins....now u sit here and tell me his lines were better?...and since you battle, its me VS YOU next.....dummy...i hate motherfuckers like u who watch a movie and think theyre fuckin judges or mcees all of a sudden....dumb fuck...ive lived it, been in battles with punch and words, thirston howl, arsonists etc...what the fuck u know about that?...i bet you dont even know any of the people i just mentioned....u dumb fuckin tramp...ur next

Wow, what a big cry baby.

I don't need to know how to battle to know who was better. Cry me a fucking river. Do you think its sheer coincidence that you are the only one who thought you won it? Hhhmm...contemplate that for a second.

Btw, I was voting on battles 14 months before 8 mile came out ;)

LOL "Btw, I was voting on battles 14 months before 8 mile came out "...lol.....when you been in REAL battles and been rhyming for 10 years come talk to me...TRAMP u couldnt see me in battle if you were hired by CNN as a wartime reporter....fuckin fool...

Wow...I didn't realize how old you were before seein your profile...I thought you were like 13.

I guess you really put me in my place seeing as how you're old enough to be my daddy and throwing lame disses at me on the net like "tramp" hahahaha.

Grow up.

By the way...KEGZI goes on my list of emcees that are nice....he can vote on my battles too....i know these dudes know lyrics and punchlines so if they voted in a battle im in and they voted against me it wouldnt bother me at all, cause atleast ill know the person they voted for was actually good....TIA.....LOL...go back to waynes world asshole.

Originally posted by JIZM
TIA.....LOL...go back to waynes world asshole.

lmao...never got compared to that Tia before *sarcasm*
Never heard the "Tia and Tamara" shit either :o

tia..is it me or does he need to realize that this is just anotha battle and not to get upset about it? look.....there are plenty more battles for u to try for and win...you lose some and you lose some...besides this was a partner battle and u are saying that only U should have won????????? think about your partner before u decide that only U should have won.......it u can't handle loseing sometimes that u aren't a true MC.......sorry if it pissed u off but somethings happen like this......you have a very good rhyming potential and i like your stuff.....i just liked tykes and exodus's betta.....calm down and don't take it personal.

tyke rhymes was tight

think you hos can handle mah weight, then try an lift this
you’re like Haiti and Nepal teamin up in the Olympics

lol nice line, awesome spit

exodus spit was real tight too, good flow and nice vocab

jizm's verse was alright but flow was off, good puches

ms mack spit was good too,


The World IS Mine like Shaq’s label TWISM
Killing Tyke & Ex, spraying both ‘em with JIZM

nice punch

overal i think exodus i think had more punchlines so i vote for them

jizm....
your flow was the weakest out of all of them. learn to take criticism like a REAL mc would. the only line that actually dissed SOMEBODY was "U DO SEX tykes", and even that was dumb...


basically this is how my vote goes, i just put the flows in order how i liked them
1. tyke vs. ms mack
2. exodus vs. jizm
i think tyke's had better punches than ms mack, she didn't really get personal like she normally does
exodus's flow was ok to me, but jizm's was pretty whack
vote = tyke and exodus

jizm... in the words of myself, "real recognize real, fake recognize fake / and i'm real enough to recognize you're real fake...."

i also thought that ex and tyke were better
they werent great, but they certainly beat
ms. mack and jizm, who werent bad, just not as good...

vote = ex and tyke

but if this made jizm mad, coo...
ill battle ur ass...

peace

JIZM, I thought you were cool before I read this shit, remind me to never battle your crybaby ass again. And I do know who your takling about, Thirstin Howl III is like my faverotie New York emcee. You just lost a shitload of respect dude.

nigga i dont even need your respect, who the fuck are u?...some motherfuckin internet tyke? nigga please...u aint shit...face me 1 on 1...bitch ass...u got all these 13 year old dickridin niggas votin for you....i bet you any of the BETTER emcees on this board woulda voted for me, unfortunately they dont vote...lil faggot ass tyke....only thing im complaining about is the people who vote...read what i typed if i lost i lost....hoe

I know, I hate stupid votes too, but you're gonna say our verses are trash?? PM Ninja and have him vote. I love it when people call you a faggot cause your on the net, when they are on the net. Why you mad pranksta?

pranksta? LOL....man u just dont know.....maybe your shit aint trash but it wasnt fuckin wit mine....you could prolly write better shit than that but in the battle right there u can honestly tell me your lines were better??...cmon man....face me 1 on 1

First, I have to let it be known that I have Jizm's back. I'm keeping it real.......Jizm is one of the nicest mc's on this site. I can't give Jizm props though without acknowledging NinjaMic, Inapt Behavior, Kronik & Exodus. They are all nice with theirs.

Second, I'm not bothered by the way the votes went in this battle. After I posted my rhyme, I was like shit...I could've came way better than that. Tia called my rhyme weak....so what......truth is, it was weak compared to some of the other stuff I've posted..... I was in a battle with my boy Jizm and I didn't do my part......Jizm, I owe you one. The next time we team up...trust...I'll represent.

Third, I'd like to thank everyone who took the time to give some feedback (whether it was positive or negative). Props to Tyke & Exodus.............one


*****Jizm - YOUR STILL THE BEST******(all doubters should check Jizm's flows in the "Bust a Rhyme"section.....no one flows nicer more consistently)

Props to you too Ms. Mack, I thought this was a nice, evenhanded battle.

lmao

stop crying like a bitch, first off you shoylda been DQ'd for postin over the line limit
second your lines werent anything special, a few punches here and there but nothing great
third stop crying and take the L damn

yo Ms.Mack dont even trip ma, u came off nice...fuck these people they dont know how to judge...Exodus?...the only exodus i know is when the israelites left egypt you stink nigga.....if GREAT mcees judged your shit, the outcome would have been different, you aint come off better than me....your punchlines didnt even compare to mine...homey.....so think about that....this is battling nigga...not science class.....we spit CLEVER lines in battle youngin, not no half half shit.....bitch made motherfucker.

Originally posted by JIZM
if GREAT mcees judged your shit, the outcome would have been different

If I can't judge a good emcee just because I'm not one, then who the fuck are you to say what a "great" emcee is when you are not one? Contradicted yourself there, didn't ya?

bitch listen i aint goin back and forth with your trash ass....how the fuck u gon judge something u know nothing about? thats my point....idiot.......i know im great, not one of the best but im motherfuckin great u stink pussy tramp....dont post back....cause like your idol said....u aint even on my radar....1.

1. What makes you think I "know nothing" about something just because I don't regularly do it myself? Would you like me to give you the proper definition of "nothing"? Because you seem to not comprehend what that means.

2. Eminem is not my idol, I don't even respect him as a person as much as I do people I know who aren't famous.

ok...let me put it in lamer terms for u........thats like me tellin emril lagase or however u spell his name, the chef....he dont know what hes doing, but i cant even cook.....u fuckin tramp...stay off my thread!....post if u want but youll be ignored.....so end it now, while u can....

Originally posted by Tia


If I can't judge a good emcee just because I'm not one, then who the fuck are you to say what a "great" emcee is when you are not one? Contradicted yourself there, didn't ya?

Nice point, but judging is more of a condescending view than an admiring compliment. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but let he who is without sin cast the first stone. The logic isn't fair, but that's a common illogical - well meaning, if not well doing - preference of good over bad.

I know... "why are you sticking your nose into this?"... I'm an MC, this is a good chance to try and break down the whole "no dickriding/hater votes"//"no newbie votes" idealism.

Originally posted by JIZM
thats like me tellin emril lagase or however u spell his name, the chef....he dont know what hes doing, but i cant even cook

No its not, because I never once said you didn't know what you were doing. Its actually like if you told a chef you've had better food than his before. You don't have to be able to make the recipe yourself to know that.

Originally posted by -NinjaMic-


Nice point, but judging is more of a condescending view than an admiring compliment.

I was "admiring" Exodus like Jizm "admires" you and Kegzi. I see no difference.

listen, how can u judge something that u cannot do...like....how can u judge which lines are better than other and which flow is better when u cant do either?.....thats like someone who knows nothing about basketball complaining about a foul, wether he thinks its a foul or not....understand?.,

I already explained how. If somebody studies art long enough they can get a degree in it and be an expert on it, and they don't have to have the talent to draw a still life in a life like manner that looks three demensional with all the right shadings or make an incredible sculpture with their bare hands to know about, appreciate, and judge art.

You do not have to possess talent to attain knowledge.

lol kid I hate "newbie votes" too, but stop crying your not as ill a you think you are
some of your illest punches are flips on your name wich have been recycled countless times
your structure is garbage
and please elaborate on how my lines werent 'punches' or 'creative'
and what th hell areyou talkin about "the only exodus i know"
the only Jizm i know i the shit i leave on girls faces

Ninja, why don't you vote then, we've had a whole page of this dude bitching and moaning like it's important. So if you vote maybe he'll be happy with the result.

you mean u usin the word exodus as your name and have no idea what it means?......lol.....whatever....like i said ur punches werent as nice as mine in that particular battle, i never said u couldnt come tighter, im sure u can, but in that battle u didnt hit harder....period......i dont claim to be ill....i never use that word........but i do claim to be great.....and tia....i dont admire those cats how u think i do, i just think they understand what im doing, they understand how to read my lines....and how the punches hit.....thats why i want them to judge my shit, not people like u....no disrespect to the cats i named as great mcees, yall understand what im sayin.....other than that yall keep talkin i got no more to say...u wanna word with me, bring it to the mine fields.....and watch me explode if u step on me.

Originally posted by JIZM
you mean u usin the word exodus as your name and have no idea what it means?

no he is saying, your name is another word for dick snot, so what was your point of saying what you said about his name.

what was the point of u stickin your nose in our posts?...yall fuckin? eat a dick u toy.....see me 1 on 1 in the field or shut up

noo you read into my post wrong, i know what my name means, i meant it as "whyd you say that, it had no relevence to what were arguing about"

listen whatever man...i really dont care.....fuck this back and forth shit......see me 1 on 1 or dont say anything to me.

A valid vote isn't going to sway any ideas of who does and doesn't have the right to vote.

Tyke and Ms. Mack... Tyke had a higher level punch with the olympics line, and more fluent dialogue... but Ms Mack had better flow, attitude, and impersonal-personal name flips overall. I'm not breaking it down numerically, so I'm not really sure... Tyke was actually talking TO the opponents though. Ms Mack was just talking about herself and JIZM. Vote = Tyke

JIZM and Exodus... JIZM just didn't come with it... he let his structuring slip and the wordplay didn't have the usual impact. Exodus was sloppy compared to the way he usually words shit (more like how he'd write an audio than a text peice I assume)... that made up word was half assed even if it was for the point of making a punch out of it...

"i'll batter ya kin folk, and even you have to get killed slow//behind every good man is a woman, and Ms.Mack is strapped with a dildo/" - that was the line that won it. Metered polysyllables, tight flow, and it debased the whole idea of this man and this woman teaming up.

That bright line was the difference between JIZM and Exodus's sloppiness. Vote = Ex

...and Ms. Mack and Ex in the 3rd stage of elimination... Ms Mack's verse was more like a cypher spit... more bark than bite. Ex's had more battle... more bite than bark. Vote = Ex

JIZM and Tyke... Tyke takes it on directness, 'cause it addresses the other two MC's more, and his structure was more consistent, but JIZM's wordplay was still better and more prominent even if not as good as he usually is. Vote = JIZM

3 out of 4 wins in Exodus' and Tyke's favor.

see now this niggas criticism i dont mind...cause he know what he lookin for....if i lost, i lost......but tyke.....me vs u SON.....1 on 1