Gerold and Rita - Freestyles. Pen and paper

I'm sorry lol,
Here's my little story. The names Gerold, you see my life is shit, i got a wife that don't suck dick and on top
of that, i'ma prick 'cause i'm about to cuss the wife, last night she said in bed "when you sleep
i'll teake your life", ha you guessed right i didn't sleep that night i passed around
the room Got bored easily so i thought about taking a shroom, that definately kept me moving,
when the morning came round i sat in the kitchen with my eyelids glued to the ceiling,
the wife walked in and said "where the fuck were you last night in bed"
i didn't come "why's that" 'cause that shit's just pratically dumb, i stayed up taking
shrooms for fun instead of laying dead so i got out my head, there were many arguments over that,
i got up tried to run otherwise a knife would have been stuck in back, i started to plead
"shit don't kill me i still wanna learn to read", two hours of chaos passed and it all started
to calm down, i know she hates me 'cause i've seen it written down, i needed to go to the doctors
to know how i came around, i got all my stuff together before picking the phone up and ringing the
babysitter, i remember asking her to come round quicker then last night 'cause i got slapped,
yeah by the wife i was visciously attacked, just to let you know that night i walked in the
living room tryna rap, she got up and screamed "shut the fuck up 'cause your whack",
it started yet another argument, she calmed down and then started another one 'cause i sparked up a blunt,
she said "why do you always have to be a cunt, i asked her to take me to hospital, she said that
she couldn't 'cause her petrol tank was empty from full, i told her not to worry all she
had to do was walk along side me, i grabbed my coat and then we set off walking down the street,
she started getting the conversation going and was talking about how she was fourteen she
sneaked out her house, well i thanked God that the hospital was round the corner and i didn't have to walk any furthur,
i put my coat on and then fell along some tramp that was laying in the street, the wife started laughing,
i slowly got up onto my feet and started to pretend my back was hurting, i told her to stand in front of me
so i could rest my hand on her shoulder, she walked me into the hospital and had people in the corridor
laughing as we walked past them, the wife was paranoid, what she didn't know was that there was a sign on the back
of my coat saying - "hospital notice, no dogs except guide dogs"
I'm sorry, Gerold.

(Gerold's Wife) - What a dickhead,

Name's Rita, Gerold's a twat 'cause he can't except the fact that he can't fucking rap, his life ain't shit and
i do suck dick He's just pissed off 'cause his mums a bitch, i know about the hospital with him making out i'ma bitch,
i bet he forgot to mention that he ate his own sick, i read what he wrote and i was disgusted,
i honestly thought i was someone that he trusted, turns out i was wrong It's either him lighting up a blunt or a bong,
what a twat I wish now i stuck that knife in his fucking back, he took a magic mushroom and didn't even bother
to come to bed, not 'cause i'd kill him but 'cause i wouldn't give him head, i admit i hate him 'cause
i did write it down, i bet he didn't say i did 'cause he was punching me around, he's never interested,
i was talking about sneaking out my house and the cunt purpously fell on the ground,
yeah i laughed 'cause he look like a twat falling on his ass, he can't even ride a bike let alone tryna satisfy
me everynight, he's always thinking he's right Thinks his hard but lost a fight fighting himself,
i could write his life, it's that boring you wouldn't be able to see the book on the shelf,
he's got no wealth, there's one thing i'm worried about and that's his health,
in the bedroom i'd get on my knee's but first he gotta get rid of his decease,

She loves me lol,

To be honest i don't really know why she writes and says i can't rap, 'cause when i started she said
"come on teach me to do something like that", i might have lied about some of the things i said, but come on i really did find
a gun under her bed, i saw something about a decease now for this i just wanna make people see that it's her trying to
take the piss, she wants to let out stories? Let me sit here and write about her cutting her wrist,
it's fucked up and she weren't even pissed, she had sex with a dog, i'm not lieing i'm just joking,
she's the annoying one 'cause she sat for the whole night poking, she sometimes off her head like the last time we
went out, i didn't say anything and she randomly punched me in the mouth, what she talking about
I never used to smack her around, she's just pure lieing, she just likes to get attention,
Always ready to talk but never ready to listen, i'm sick of everything that goes on around us,
kids do my head in 'cause always ones pissing on the bus, i'm getting ready to leave,
it's either that or i'm strangling myself with my sleeve,

She doesn't,

I never asked him whether he could teach me to rap, i asked him to teach me how to look after a cat,
if he said i had a gun then he really is dumb, i see that he said nothing about making me cum because he know's
it's true I think he's forgetting that he's so see through

ahaaaha..