you know the rules?
you go first.

aight...

Aiyo, Ill grind ya teeth into chalk and line it around ya body,
cuz after the jragon strikes, ya another dead man walking./
But if you think about it, its pretty 'sick',
my rhymes that is, they get 'iller' every time i spit,/
And each time I rip open the flames, the fire sinks in,
and when I pink slip ya name, ya ma's grave does a 360 spin./
Thats just some sensible words though, that make you think,
you dont do that too often, but I get better each time I blink./
its 'No Joke', you add on to the spice girls fan club,
They needa a Joking Spice, you can be the fat dudes man-love/
But in this case your givin 'head' to get some votes,
and you forgot the 'shoulders', next time please use soap../
Your hair and your gender match, they both are full of 'flakes',
Oh my god its 'snowing' all over my triple-thick milk-shake!.//
But thats cuz ya rhymes are dirty and voice needs cleaned,
Your flow is like mesh, I can see right through ya steez./
You got a touching story, but it doesnt involve rappin!
I dont want dick rydin votes, this is jragons quickie-straight into action...//

Peaze

im bout to slay a dragon with my midevil lyriks,
im like a burna in a battle spit nine and i win it,

kidjragon hop off the d*** wagon, im sick packin,
pull out the mac 10 to make you backflip,

wack b*t** you aint pakin the heat,
i say punchlines that'll crack ya teeth,
you aint hot so stop tryin to rap like me,
you nojoke im hot im strapped for beef,

pop yall dudes like pimples the rapgame i spit simple,
yall cats fake kid will get the glok to his temple,

stomp dudes wit metal kleets just to make'm shed blood,
kid dragon just like his steel he dont bust,

asheses to ashes dust to dust,
i stuk you up like coke i crush you up,

yall dogsd steals raps and yaLL BITIN from the best,
kid jragon can get a red nike check under his neck,

im under ya skin in this battle im gunna win,
like the wonder twins i pack duces cuz they wilder than wind,

im lightin ya men you wierd like havin more than two tits,
im packin tolls that snap dudes like toothpiks,

what im tryin to say dragon is you not a battle rapper,
ask ya girl she said im wack and i b**** slapped her,

yall dudes spit sh**y like porter potty's,
i lyrikly dismantle you so they wont be able to store ya body.

uppin 4 votes.

i think nojoke took this.

too good battle verses but nojoke had more punches in his.

yall dogsd steals raps and yaLL BITIN from the best,
kid jragon can get a red nike check under his neck,

nice line nojoke,

kidjragon's rhyme and flow was better but this is battle and nojoke had better punhles so i vote for no joke.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kidjragon

Aiyo, Ill grind ya teeth into chalk and line it around ya body,
cuz after the jragon strikes, ya another dead man walking./

good idea, but that really doesn't rhyme to me, and if it does you'd have to say it mighty funny. first 2 lines are the most important if you ask me, its what gets ur attention




although nojoke just seems like another "i'll do this to you..." rapper i still have to give him the vote

vote = nojoke

the first line of jragon's spit caught my attention and has a lot of potential, but he didn't follow up with it IMO.

It was defintely a hard decision, But on hte other hand I think no joke took it....it was close