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Denz
07-18-2007, 10:03 AM
Ok, here's the scenario, you'll have to use your imagination for the finer points. Say, you needed to get a degree to be able to get some better job/career and you randomly met some influential corrupt teacher at a bar or something. They found out about your dilemma and offer you a deal. The deal would be; one hot night of steaming sex with her/him and you would be guaranteed a degree by next graduation.

Would you take them up on this "life-changing" offer? Please remember that the teacher is near enough 60 years of age, degree tuition fees cost tenís of thousands and a normal course takes 3 years.

For me, the smarter option would be to get it on with them since its 1 night compared to working towards a degree which takes 3 years and you wouldn't inherit high debt.

I doubt I could do it, even if I wanted to. :-&

Crazee
07-18-2007, 11:52 AM
Sure.

*~Leah Bia~*
07-18-2007, 01:57 PM
I'd do it for sure.

Hynkel
07-18-2007, 02:22 PM
No I'd rather have my dignity

Cain
07-18-2007, 02:24 PM
It would be best to earn the degree through honesty and hard work.

*~Leah Bia~*
07-18-2007, 02:42 PM
Oh blah.

Cain
07-18-2007, 02:44 PM
Hey he asked what you would do. I would earn the degree...not buy the degree.

Hynkel
07-18-2007, 02:46 PM
What if you gave the teacher a blow job and he still didn't give you the degree? You blew your future away

*~Leah Bia~*
07-18-2007, 02:53 PM
^ Lol

.:Shadow:.
07-18-2007, 04:35 PM
It would be best to earn the degree through honesty and hard work.
Exactly. That's what I would do. Unless he was good looking... xD
In the end of the day, you'll be benifiting more by earning the degree, than by buying it. Although you might be saving money, and three years of your life, you'll still be gaining more in the end.

*~Leah Bia~*
07-18-2007, 04:51 PM
^ If I was answering this seriously...that's probably what I would have said.

Denz
07-19-2007, 09:55 AM
Hey he asked what you would do. I would earn the degree...not buy the degree.

Technically you'll be earning it when you pay for it. ;) Nothing comes for free. :rofl:

Exactly. That's what I would do. Unless he was good looking... xD
In the end of the day, you'll be benifiting more by earning the degree, than by buying it. Although you might be saving money, and three years of your life, you'll still be gaining more in the end.

Throughout my whole 3 boring years, I learnt about 50 new words which everyone probably knows as standard. :smh:

I can honestly say, the only advantage to higher education (when a busines studies & computing degree is concerned) is meeting loads of people who you would never usually meet, playing the drug/STD lottery and getting drunk (sometimes 24/7).

I guess the real question is the high debt worth a piece of paper with your name on. Oh yeah, you also get some queer letters in-front and behind of your name. WHAT A BONUS ! :smh:

Aic713
07-19-2007, 12:31 PM
I wouldn't because that would mean I'd be cheating on my husband. However, Say I wasn't married and SINGLE.. then yes I think I would.

*~Leah Bia~*
07-19-2007, 12:52 PM
^ Lol

Aic713
07-19-2007, 01:00 PM
Didn't I ever tell you, Leah... I love me some dirrrrrty old men haha!!

Eleven
07-22-2007, 05:21 PM
lmao @ denz and the "std lottery"

Denz
07-22-2007, 07:11 PM
lol, they do say, "you gotta be in it, to win it". So far I haven't hit jackpot. :(

I NEVER win anything. :D

*~Leah Bia~*
07-22-2007, 07:15 PM
Well, if you wanna hit the std lottery...I can help ya out. ;) jk

Denz
07-22-2007, 09:11 PM
oh your joking....:(.... least I have Britney Spears as my contingency plan. :D....<:-P

Bernard
07-22-2007, 09:21 PM
^ You'll have to make yourself more of a bum to win her over.

Denz
07-23-2007, 06:05 PM
lol, I'm on a downhill spiral so that shouldn't be a problem (A)

Sapphire
07-23-2007, 06:10 PM
rofl @ dirty old men...gotta luv em! I'd hit it...but I'd want the degree mid way...he'd have to be tied down and I'd stop mid way til shit were taken care of...then I'd leave him there and steal his wallet while he suffered from blue balls:D

Christian
07-31-2007, 06:26 PM
the ass is leaner on the mother side

Fuck Up Fairy
08-01-2007, 05:30 AM
it depends, on a lot of things.

-x-

Christian
08-01-2007, 12:36 PM
the grass is greener on the other side mormons