View Full Version : Chopper VS JIZM (Fuckin Faggot Ass Hoe U AINT READY STEP UP AND GET SMACKED UP)


KÅ®ÑÂG£ Kŧ§ÏÐÝ
11-06-2002, 09:56 PM
RULES:
20 BARS
NO CHEATING
NO BITING
NO DICK RYDING VOTES(NEWBIES THAT HATE ME AND OTHER MUTHERFUCKERS)
FIRST TO 4 VOTE WIN
aint did this in a while might be kinda rusty but imma wreck this bitch anyway cuz im tired of this newbie bumpin his gumz

Choppers stomach is empty, looking for a wack mc to fill my appetite
Jizm can go “fuck himself,” knowing well he’s capable, like “hermaphrodites”
I’ll destroy jizm in millions like genocide
your a mere pacifist, looking for sanctuary in Cathedrals
My heart is pure evil, war makes my heart gleeful
Your just needful
A new yorker lacking skills to battle
you could possess the talents of a “snake“, and still Chopper wouldn’t be “rattled”
You lay in the shadows
Should change your name from Jizm
cause you have more losses then I have victories
Can you picture me
Chopper, feeding jizm intravenously
line after line, like the shit I spit is cocaine
Cover him in propane
burn him for pure pleasure of seeing those in pain
more ashes then then what was left after Jews in concentration prisons
Another victim, but I doubt any one would miss him

FireN'Ice
11-06-2002, 09:59 PM
this is gonna be great.....Stunt is a dirty bitch from the dirty south and is just waiting for his daddy to do the dirty in his mouth....

KÅ®ÑÂG£ Kŧ§ÏÐÝ
11-06-2002, 10:01 PM
i guess so
ur next

kidjragon
11-06-2002, 10:07 PM
sweet.. waitin on jizm. jizms got a way w/ words so this should be clooossee... but chooper still has the touch

-NinjaMic-
11-06-2002, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Diabolical
Choppers stomach is empty, looking for Jizm to fill my appetite

That was a mistake...

KÅ®ÑÂG£ Kŧ§ÏÐÝ
11-06-2002, 10:14 PM
Wut u mean
all i said i need another emcee to eat

Ms Mack
11-06-2002, 10:37 PM
I can't wait for JIZM to respond .....this battle is already funny. I agree with Ninja.....that line was a mistake. You set yourself up. In your mind, your thinking that you want to eat another MC but Peeps.....his name is JIZM......you sure you wanna eat that.??????...lol.....I'm cracking the fuck up over here. I'm not hating on you. I'm just pointing out the obvious.

kidjragon
11-06-2002, 10:37 PM
let me point it out... Jizm = Jiz = nut = sperm .... you said youd swallow it. lol. altho WE know what you meant, that dont sound right.

FireN'Ice
11-06-2002, 10:42 PM
lol....lets see this, last time I seen stuntastic battle Mad_C ate 'em up like a bag of M&M's. Lets get this shit on

JIZM
11-07-2002, 02:02 AM
LOL...

YO, this nigga got the nerve to call
me gay, but he wanna eat JIZM/
Diabolical dont spit at men he use
his mouth to kiss em/
Pull a hole in your wisdom like coke
snorted through the nostril/
Push my words in slow to leave u
stiff like the hair of ted koppel/
The game is over nigga, if u wanna
play get another quarter/
Right now you outta touch but youll
soon be out of order/
JI, slaughter you without a problem,
thought i told you not to set it/
Niggas gonna call me guillotine
when i leave your ass beheaded/
You like Winnie the Pooh nigga
always runnin after honeys/
But bitches dont like men
who like men and act funny/
Fuckin dummy you should have
stayed quiet and retired/
You got such a small dick, girls
blow u wit their jaw wired/
I should be compared to a bunch
of fish, the way i school u/
Only reason you dont understand
me is cause im fool proof/
Bitch made nigga, Come to NY
see me and get your jaw broke/
Cause in this battle u comin up short
like u was raised by small folk/
Stuntastic Pussy you like an egg
crack easy, and yellow inside/
You can go hide, after gettin
dealt a deathblow to your pride/
You like a six flags freefall ride, Bitch
you gonna drop quick/
The only nigga i know who can digest
food, but still cant drop shit/
I should get Anne Robinson to get rid
of cause you the Weakest link/
Stupid ass kid, you couldnt keep shit
together if i gave u a chain link/
Homo ass nigga, stuck in the closet
Beat, me what was u thinkin?
Got you singin, IM COMIN OUT
almost the same way pink did.....

how u feel?.

STUPID

Mad_C
11-07-2002, 03:42 AM
I got no love for Cuntastic, but seeing how he had the better verse my vote is gonna go to him. so the vote goes to...

Cuntastic

-NinjaMic-
11-07-2002, 04:40 AM
^Eh?

MCD
11-07-2002, 04:57 AM
Originally posted by FireN'Ice
this is gonna be great.....Stunt is a dirty bitch from the dirty south and is just waiting for his daddy to do the dirty in his mouth....

werd;)

Tyke
11-07-2002, 12:12 PM
ummm, Dejuan's first line was nice, but after that your structure got fucked! Basic too.. I know your better den dat man.. Jizm kept it consitent, a couple of wack lines but.. I really think he topped ya...

Vote= Jizm!

Ms Mack
11-07-2002, 12:41 PM
I have to keep it real...my vote is for Jizm. He didn't even have to respond.....Chopper did his self in when he said he wanted to eat Jizm

FireN'Ice
11-07-2002, 01:04 PM
Now in all honesty being neutral and shit I couldn't catch cunt mean stunt's flow. i could pick up Jiz's flow along with a few giggly punch lines he had in there.

If i were to vote it'd be for Jizm, but since Stunt will piss and moan cuz I don't like his ass, then I don't mind if my vote doesn't count.

Prince
11-07-2002, 06:35 PM
Jizm all the way .....

Tyke
11-07-2002, 06:39 PM
Prince, can you direct me to your written material please?

KÅ®ÑÂG£ Kŧ§ÏÐÝ
11-07-2002, 07:27 PM
princes vote dont count

Tyke
11-07-2002, 07:41 PM
I would agree with that.

Mr. Meyahgee
11-07-2002, 08:10 PM
too be all fair and honest,.. Jizm wins.
i felt he came much morebetter in constant flow, and dope punchlines..

You got such a small dick, girls
blow u wit their jaw wired/

Stuntastic Pussy you like an egg
crack easy, and yellow inside/

The only nigga i know who can digest
food, but still cant drop shit/
I should get Anne Robinson to get rid
of cause you the Weakest link/
Stupid ass kid, you couldnt keep shit
together if i gave u a chain link/


that shit stood out for me even thou the weakest link is a bit played.

stunt had this dope ass punchline

Jizm can go “fuck himself,” knowing well he’s capable, like “hermaphrodites”

that one really stood out..

but I felt Jizm's verse alot more

VOTE JIZM

KÅ®ÑÂG£ Kŧ§ÏÐÝ
11-07-2002, 08:12 PM
neither does Fire N Ice cuz its a hate vote

MCD
11-07-2002, 08:31 PM
awww..he's whining already:(

FireN'Ice
11-07-2002, 09:31 PM
nah stunt, I don't hate you, I think you aren't a very intelligent person, but I could never hate anyone. But in all honesty, I felt jizm's verse more than yours. I even wrote in my post before that I don't care if my vote doesn't count, just because I know you'd bve whining crying and pissing and moaning about it. So it doesn't really matter! ta ta for now buddy

KÅ®ÑÂG£ Kŧ§ÏÐÝ
11-07-2002, 10:53 PM
umm no i wasnt whinin or cryin
im just sittin hurrr chillin watchin soldiers united for cash
and sippin on some laid

Mad_C
11-07-2002, 11:56 PM
Might i add that i wanted to say cuntastic in really big letters, the main reason for my vote :p