RULES:
unlimited bars
No Biting
No Dick Ryding Votes
No Beefing If You Lose
&
NO PRISONERS BIATCH

Imma go first

I stick my dick in your mouth just to fuck your spit,
my hits stiffen your script but you still couldn't stand up to this
you got pistol lip,
always shooting your mouth-off,
you wanna spit "clean" you shoulda stuck to mouth-wash
i clout squash when your verse meets me,
im like "impetant dick" you just "cant beat me"
you seek me to dickryde my crotch, got leprosi cause hes losing his touch,
lay this nigga out just to break the hush
make you blush expell your bars with scorn,
you dicksucked so many niggas when you spit another babys born
i break the abnorm(al) with every thread i sow,
every nigga i stitch, U like rogue mailmen always posting bricks
hyping bout the drugs,
the women hugs the four fith slugs and persian rugs you stack, when in reality you married roseanne just to say you packed 2 kilos of crack
you think you black and been in jail, but this aint monopoly, you robbing me take my jewellery but with whos army
jack deez lyrics are from the bitch-tense,
i'll bleach you like michael jackson got your face colour changin pigments
i stick men with lyrics that obliterate,
like project cookers my heat set to incinerate,
fukk the hate your like dykes when you masterbate,
always wanting to change sides,
im causing craters when your head and my fist collide
incestide rymes you know im spitting first,
i burn the church now your only prayer has gone from bad to worse,
call the nurse 9inch meat injection has buttfukked this nigga book the hearse,
im yo daddy boi and u always getting cursed

aiyo haha.....
Aiyo, Stuntastics mother be 'pickin up' more STD's than public Bus-stops/
His retarded-father despite bein-'ill' could'nt stand-up if you gave him enough-'props'/
Stuntastics like an 'unborn-foetus', he's 'kickin' but he aint goin nowhere/
Juvenille-dellinquent behind in this rap game cuz hormones wouldnt let you-grow-hair/
This little bitch is scared of 'hitting-puberty' cuz it might hit him back/
im only in danger of a 'broken-nose' in this battle cuz your lyrics are so "whack"/
You couldn't see what level i'm on if you were in a fuckin 'Glass-elevator'/
and You'z about as 'real' as Porn-'orgasms' so watch me grab-and-smash-this-'faker'/
These verses are like 'swallowing-cement,' they'll leave stuntastic 'shittin-a-brick'/
fuckin biter, your verse couldnt be more 'fishy' if you got caught 'sniffing-a-clit'/
Check-this..I'll ram your 'retinas' up your ass just to ANAL-EYEZ your 'shit'/
and you're coming-'weaker' with e-e-ev-every...l-l-line...y y you...ss-spit......./
you text-battling is like a drive-by, you think you got me but then the CAPS-LOCK/
'pitch'-er this..you couldn't 'catch what im saying' if you were a motherfucking 'backstop'/
My style is 'fatter' than Stuntastics mom, but i've got over seven-less-chins/
Stuntastics audios are like 'spastics', he's 'spitting' but you cant understand-him/ bitch.

"you got pistol lip, always shooting your mouth-off, you wanna spit "clean" you shoulda stuck to mouth-wash"
"you married roseanne just to say you packed 2 kilos of crack"
Far better than anything I'd have said Chopper could do a few months ago...tight battle boi.

"scared of 'hitting-puberty' cuz it might hit him back" was good, but a lot of MCD's was blah punches. To be fair, so was Chopper's but I really couldn't get a grasp on how MCD's was meant to flow...Chopper's I could flow pretty well naturally on the other hand. In audio it would have probably been a bit clearer cut - though with Ervin's quality we'd have needed the lyrics to read along lol...
But in text it's a really tough call...I'll have to vote = Stuntastic though.

iight chopper
good punches,...not a whole lot of multies...
okay flow, only for text,.(imo who gives a fuck about it on text)

"im causing craters when your head and my fist collide "
nice wordplay

[]\/[]cd
good shit
nice rhyming structure
alot of punche's
like this one
"I'll ram your 'retinas' up your ass just to ANAL-EYEZ your 'shit'/"
good one :D

nice flow for text..
good stuff
vote []\/[]cd

1-1...uppinG

good battle

stun
*had a lack of multiples
*nice punch lines

mcd
*sum good punch lines
*all it was, was punch line after punch line

i had touble decidin, but im gonna hafta say..

STUntastic is tha pick

and i forgot
first to 5 votes wins

Stunt[]CD

Oh yeah..just so yall know..i'll be posting this battle on NUETRAL sites so there wont be any DICKRYDING..we all know how hated i am on Denz's boards for no particular reason...Stuntastic..im sure you dont mind considering you're so confident that you're gonna win..
...and whatever the fuck Methodz is on i dont know.....
......i'll be back with results from other sites

Originally posted by []v[]CD
Oh yeah..just so yall know..i'll be posting this battle on NUETRAL sites so there wont be any DICKRYDING..we all know how hated i am on Denz's boards for no particular reason...Yeah and Chopper gets so much love everywhere he goes LMAO :rolleyes:

^^^yea

Get out my thread boy in the corner.......Mister Bob Gray's vote is disallowed cuz its a HATE vote...go check the beef in the general forum.....

1-1...upping.....

umm everyones vote counts
u just mad cuz he didnt vote for u
and would u mine showing me the topic where he is beefin

Originally posted by []v[]CD
Mister Bob Gray's vote is disallowed cuz its a HATE vote...:rolleyes: Don't judge me by your own standards, please.

OK... I've re-read the beef here. Man o man.

Stunt:
MCD has a point about your verses being 'fishing,' how your style always changes. No one from paris texas would say "colour," so I donno how everyone looked past that. But your verse was solid. Got choppy at the end. I didn't like the repeatitious word 'dick' in every other line tho. But shit cracked me up :) .

[]V[]CD, I just liked your shit better. It made me laugh, smile, and think. Every line had a punch to it, and nice symalies and all that.

Vote=[]V[]CD

Stuntastic:
Flow: 8 (not the best, but all the rhymes are pretty much 4/4)
Punches: 8 (hard attitude, clever, concise... good stuff)
Rhymes: 7 (stays around doubles... mostlygreat word choices, but not much syllable work and it gets a little dumb in places)

MCD:
Flow: 6 (lines just go on and on before the rhyme hits...)
Punches: 7.5 (that ill father one was tiiight, and shit like the glass elevator line were hard... good attitude, but some were just cluttered and blah)
Rhymes: 8 (not feelin' the choice of words, but alot of syllable work here)

Vote = Stuntastic

cbf with commenting but vote - MCD by far
good work

Originally posted by V i L E
OK... I've re-read the beef here. Man o man.

[b]Stunt:
MCD has a point about your verses being 'fishing,' how your style always changes. No one from paris texas would say "colour," so I donno how everyone looked past that

ya know, I see that too and the fact that he spelled fuck "Fukk"
which I NEVER seen done .....

none the less, since there is no proof, I have to go with Chop

his verse was more creative and had a better flow, but []\/[]CD killed him on the multis but text battles are mostly about punches and creativity, so

Vote -- Chopper

I was half sleep when i wrote this verse and Colour i thought this cat was UK since we had that topic back in EB bout how to spell Color is it color or colour but i didnt bite tho.i just switch my styles up like Lil Flip and Lucci

Aight 1 more vote and i win

SiPiO u forgot to put u me and vile song in yo sig as yo new project

Stunt came wit sum nice punches and shit but []V[]CD had tight multi's and sum pretty skillfull wordplay....
so my vote: []V[]CD

p~ceout!

[]v[]CD

I wasnt feelin nuthin you said

Stunt

You got it.You could have put to hell with you and won.

My vote-Stuntastic

I WIN
good battle dude