Once upon a time there was a magical forest where the trees were cacti in the shape on nutsacks.
A little boy called ShitOnMyFace AssWorth walked into the forest and was confronted by a long necked koala bear called Samwise TitsAreMyFriends.

ShitOnMyFace: lmao u duccking jew licking arse projector
Samwise: wtf? u been sniffing pritstick
ShitOnMyFace: Wensleydale, you?
Samwise: I like vinegar on my chips
ShitOnMyFace: It is chico time
Samwise: No it is not u PC Plod vaseline soaked mickey mouse eared fairy light cunt bottle
ShitOnMyFace: You = Bagpuss + Bump The Elephant

This went on for 28 minutes, and then a millipede with wooden legs called Bob_The_Weasel came along.

Bob_The_Weasel: Hello, I am Bob_The_Weasel
Samwise: LMAO!!!!!
ShitOnMyFace: wtf?
Bob_The_Weasel: my mother was a millionare and my dad was a peadophile, so I became a millipede.
Samwise: Oh, I see
ShitOnMyFace: ha ha Bob_The_Weasel's dad works in disneyland.

To be continued.

you arent all there..are you?

..dont think he is

my mother was a millionare and my dad was a peadophile, so I became a millipede.
LOL at this part.

Thank you, Jews.

lol i agree with jade about that one part.

hahhahahaah @ bump the elephant. And the millipede part.

Keystyle can quote that part.

To be continued.

Waitin' for more, homie :D

good point^ where the fuck is the rest?

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