T1 Req
06-21-2002, 04:50 PM
Ah, shit, my head hurts, and why can't I see?
It gets worse, either someone's tied my arms and feet
Or they've been amputated, or my hands mutated and ran
Evacuated, left me to be gagged and placed where I am
I'm not sure but I think this is a dangerous place
And what the hell is this stinging bitch of pain in my face?
I think my nose cracked, and there's no room to breathe in here
Wouldn't be so bad if small spaces weren't my deepest fear
This small space seems to be moving, and fast too
Then my brain screams: "You're in the boot of a car dude!"
Kind of nice interiors, it must have cost a fair deal
But the owner's kind of careless, he's already lost the spare wheel
And I don't think my new mate's a great conversationalist
HE KIDNAPS PEOPLE! This is taking the piss
When I'm hungover, just woke from the worst evil dream
And now I can't yell for help 'cause it'd hurt me to scream
And something far worse; I'm having really bad luck
Because my arse hurts and I don't remember eating that much
Then I'm distracted from that as the car slows and stops
And I hear sirens, and some guy says "Argh no! It's cops!"
Haha, that's what you get for speeding, mate!
After screeching brakes the cops examine registration and they read his plate
But then they're satisfied and start leaving "Wait!"
I have to yell, though it hurts, they can't abandon me to fate
"Help me, I'm trapped!
I'm straight, naked, and I've been hogtied and hidden in the boot and kidnapped by a gay rapist!
Come on, please! It can't be legal
To keep people in your vehicle and stab them with your meat needle!"
The cops heard my screams and ran over to help
At first it seemed like I'd died and I was going to Hell
But it was just the sun was kind of bright
A shining light after being in the dark; I almost died of fright
I guess I'm fine overall, though my nose is broken, I was raped
I'm hungover still, and I'm so scared I might be going bald
But at least the guy who did it knows he made a mistake
Messing with me...what's that noise? Oh great, he's escaped
His car's off at the speed of sound
Guess I'm glad, it's not like he's a nice guy to be around
Ah well, time to go home
Asked the cops "where are we"? "Je ne comprends pas, monsieur" Oh no...
It's a topical battle...I know it's kind of wack but I wrote fast heh..with more space I could have developed the story more but eh...
Rhymes highlighted because I'm bored.
It gets worse, either someone's tied my arms and feet
Or they've been amputated, or my hands mutated and ran
Evacuated, left me to be gagged and placed where I am
I'm not sure but I think this is a dangerous place
And what the hell is this stinging bitch of pain in my face?
I think my nose cracked, and there's no room to breathe in here
Wouldn't be so bad if small spaces weren't my deepest fear
This small space seems to be moving, and fast too
Then my brain screams: "You're in the boot of a car dude!"
Kind of nice interiors, it must have cost a fair deal
But the owner's kind of careless, he's already lost the spare wheel
And I don't think my new mate's a great conversationalist
HE KIDNAPS PEOPLE! This is taking the piss
When I'm hungover, just woke from the worst evil dream
And now I can't yell for help 'cause it'd hurt me to scream
And something far worse; I'm having really bad luck
Because my arse hurts and I don't remember eating that much
Then I'm distracted from that as the car slows and stops
And I hear sirens, and some guy says "Argh no! It's cops!"
Haha, that's what you get for speeding, mate!
After screeching brakes the cops examine registration and they read his plate
But then they're satisfied and start leaving "Wait!"
I have to yell, though it hurts, they can't abandon me to fate
"Help me, I'm trapped!
I'm straight, naked, and I've been hogtied and hidden in the boot and kidnapped by a gay rapist!
Come on, please! It can't be legal
To keep people in your vehicle and stab them with your meat needle!"
The cops heard my screams and ran over to help
At first it seemed like I'd died and I was going to Hell
But it was just the sun was kind of bright
A shining light after being in the dark; I almost died of fright
I guess I'm fine overall, though my nose is broken, I was raped
I'm hungover still, and I'm so scared I might be going bald
But at least the guy who did it knows he made a mistake
Messing with me...what's that noise? Oh great, he's escaped
His car's off at the speed of sound
Guess I'm glad, it's not like he's a nice guy to be around
Ah well, time to go home
Asked the cops "where are we"? "Je ne comprends pas, monsieur" Oh no...
It's a topical battle...I know it's kind of wack but I wrote fast heh..with more space I could have developed the story more but eh...
Rhymes highlighted because I'm bored.