Carnage™
12-14-2006, 03:47 PM
While the wind was raining and the sky was rising, Jimbob and Johnifer were singing Christmas songs to one and other and masturbating, wishing that santa clause would get here quicker. Jimbob was masturbating so furiously that his penis started to burn and bleed, and he was chanting "Father Christmas! Father Christmas! Come to me! Come to us! Father Christmas! Father Christmas! Our saviour! Our saviour!" and his voice kind of made jumping up and down sounds as he was masturbating so hard. Johnifer was in a trace while he was fingering his anus rapidly. It would have hurt the average person, but Johnifer done this every year when Christmas was almost upon us. So Johnifer fingered, and fingered and bled, and bled - until a huge lump of undigested beans fell out of his anus, as he was penetrating it so hard. They were both in Jimbob's house, and Jimbob's mother came into the room and left drinks on the table, and smiled at them as she knew this was their favourite pass time at this time of year. She walked out while humming "last Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day, you gave it away, this year to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special". She had planned on giving it to their pet half-man half-dog who was Chinese, but he bit her vagina every time he tried to give her oral sex as her vagina looked like a chewed up halloween mask.
Jimbob jumped up and yelled "OH CRUMBS!!!!!!! I could murder a steak sandwich" and Johnifer once again penetrated his anus rapidly and a steak sandwich was slowly released from his anus. Jimbob picked it up and ate it, and thanked Santa Clause because he was sure it was Santa Clause who had granted his wish. "What a wonderful Christmas present" he thought, as he took huge bites of his anus-steak sandwich. Johnifer done 10 river dances with the cast of various pantomimes. He was a very happy boy, and loved to dance the night away with new people every night that lead up to Christmas. He had danced with Cliff Richard, John Lennon, Sting, George Bush, Rod Stewart and Clark Kent. He had also line danced with Dolly Parton, but he didn't like that much. Jimbob was an extremely over the top kind of person, no-one apart from his mother and Johnifer liked him much.
Jimbob's father walked into the room, and caught them both making love to random things in the room. Johnifer was making love to the door handle and Jimbob was making love to the T.V. remote control and making groaning noises. His father had some tea and biscuits for them, as it was a very cold day, and inside the house was also quite cold. It was snowing outside, so both Johnifer and Jimbob went outside and started to make snow angels. When they got up and looked at them - Jimbob's was actually the shape of a Lawyers testicle and Johnifers was the shape of a person named Angela's eyebrow. They laughed and swaped places twice, so that they could be in the same position without any bother. They walked and walked, and found a snowman. they were talking to it, trying to be funny, but when it actually replied they both shit themselves and ran. The same thing had happend to Jimbob a few weeks before, when he was talking to his cat, telling it how beautiful it was, it thanked him, and he got such a fright that he flushed it down the toilet. Poor cat.
It was the 24th of December now. Christmas Eve. They started their masturbation rituals once more because there was more chance that they could get what they wanted, or so Jimbob's dad said. He told them that if they both masturbated furiously while he watched - one with the penis and one with the anus- then they would both get what they wanted. They believed this, so they had done it every year since they were 5-years-old. They were now 12. They done it for a few hours. Then Johnifer headed home to go to sleep. Jimbob and Johnifer both got a peaceful sleep....for a few hours. After 3 hours, they both started to have the same dream. They were locked in a room with Father Christmas. Father Christmas was actually skinny, he wasn't a fat man. He made them bend over and inserted his penis into their anal regions. They quite enjoyed it, but also felt violated and didn't enjoy that it was a man, especially Santa Clause doing it to them.
When they woke up, it was Christmas Day. They were so excited. Jimbob ran down-stairs and went into his living room and found no more than 4 presents. He felt so disappointed. Santa had cheated him and he had masturbated furiously for NOTHING! He felt so angry. But never-the-less he ripped open his first present. It was a giant 30 foot dildo and it was from his father. He was sick of his father encouraging him to be sexual, so he went straight into his mother and fathers' room and shoved the massive dildo up his fathers anus, and it went right through his whole body and came out of the top of his head. He had killed him. He didn't care so he merely went back down and opened the rest of his presents. He got an X-box 360, and the other presents were games for it. Johnifer went down-the-stairs of his house and seen he too only had 4 presents. He opened his first one, which was also a 30 foot giant dildo, from Jimbob's father. So he went to Jimbob's house, and done just as Jimbob had - only this time he put it through his head and it came out his anus. He then walked back home, he had got a Nintendo DS and games.
The end.
Jimbob jumped up and yelled "OH CRUMBS!!!!!!! I could murder a steak sandwich" and Johnifer once again penetrated his anus rapidly and a steak sandwich was slowly released from his anus. Jimbob picked it up and ate it, and thanked Santa Clause because he was sure it was Santa Clause who had granted his wish. "What a wonderful Christmas present" he thought, as he took huge bites of his anus-steak sandwich. Johnifer done 10 river dances with the cast of various pantomimes. He was a very happy boy, and loved to dance the night away with new people every night that lead up to Christmas. He had danced with Cliff Richard, John Lennon, Sting, George Bush, Rod Stewart and Clark Kent. He had also line danced with Dolly Parton, but he didn't like that much. Jimbob was an extremely over the top kind of person, no-one apart from his mother and Johnifer liked him much.
Jimbob's father walked into the room, and caught them both making love to random things in the room. Johnifer was making love to the door handle and Jimbob was making love to the T.V. remote control and making groaning noises. His father had some tea and biscuits for them, as it was a very cold day, and inside the house was also quite cold. It was snowing outside, so both Johnifer and Jimbob went outside and started to make snow angels. When they got up and looked at them - Jimbob's was actually the shape of a Lawyers testicle and Johnifers was the shape of a person named Angela's eyebrow. They laughed and swaped places twice, so that they could be in the same position without any bother. They walked and walked, and found a snowman. they were talking to it, trying to be funny, but when it actually replied they both shit themselves and ran. The same thing had happend to Jimbob a few weeks before, when he was talking to his cat, telling it how beautiful it was, it thanked him, and he got such a fright that he flushed it down the toilet. Poor cat.
It was the 24th of December now. Christmas Eve. They started their masturbation rituals once more because there was more chance that they could get what they wanted, or so Jimbob's dad said. He told them that if they both masturbated furiously while he watched - one with the penis and one with the anus- then they would both get what they wanted. They believed this, so they had done it every year since they were 5-years-old. They were now 12. They done it for a few hours. Then Johnifer headed home to go to sleep. Jimbob and Johnifer both got a peaceful sleep....for a few hours. After 3 hours, they both started to have the same dream. They were locked in a room with Father Christmas. Father Christmas was actually skinny, he wasn't a fat man. He made them bend over and inserted his penis into their anal regions. They quite enjoyed it, but also felt violated and didn't enjoy that it was a man, especially Santa Clause doing it to them.
When they woke up, it was Christmas Day. They were so excited. Jimbob ran down-stairs and went into his living room and found no more than 4 presents. He felt so disappointed. Santa had cheated him and he had masturbated furiously for NOTHING! He felt so angry. But never-the-less he ripped open his first present. It was a giant 30 foot dildo and it was from his father. He was sick of his father encouraging him to be sexual, so he went straight into his mother and fathers' room and shoved the massive dildo up his fathers anus, and it went right through his whole body and came out of the top of his head. He had killed him. He didn't care so he merely went back down and opened the rest of his presents. He got an X-box 360, and the other presents were games for it. Johnifer went down-the-stairs of his house and seen he too only had 4 presents. He opened his first one, which was also a 30 foot giant dildo, from Jimbob's father. So he went to Jimbob's house, and done just as Jimbob had - only this time he put it through his head and it came out his anus. He then walked back home, he had got a Nintendo DS and games.
The end.