I waz bored so I'z put thiz shit together quick, yo....

Am I Gangsta?

Ayo, fuck tha police, I run the streets
I’ve got enough ice to sink another Titanic
I’ve got no time for rappers that rhyme wack shit/
Yo, bitch, you more of a bitch than a bitch
So come and suck this dick like an errr, dick/
Fuck what you thought; I’m the king of New York
Which is true sort of, except I’m from L.A.
Where we have a new bitch by the next day
And bomb on our ENEMIES in the best way/

Am I gangsta? (Yes you are)
Am I gangsta? (Yes you are)
Am I gangsta? (Yes you are)
Am I gangsta? (Yes you are)
Well I’m da bomb…OoOoOoh

Now, all you conscious rappers bore me
So I’m a tell your punk ass’ a gangsta story/
Here’s the intro, I had a bitch in the bathtub
I had a hard one but she was like, “I can’t cum”/
So I was like, “ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none
I was sippin’ on gin and juice and told her I’m tha shiznit
Why? Cuz it’s the truth Biaaaaaaaaaaatch/
Trick who am I? What’s my name?
Don’t make me ask again. It’s a doggy dogg world/
So what girl, if you don’t pump pump you’ll get fucked up/
The bitch still couldn’t cum when I fucked ‘er
So this one’s for all my niggaz and bitches, G’z and hustlas/
Put her to the fire and burnt her on tha face
Now I ain’t no serial killa but murder was the case/
I phoned up her sister which was probably vile
But fuck it; I hit this bitch up DOGGYSTYLE/

Am I gangsta? (Yes you are)
Am I gangsta? (Yes you are)
Am I gangsta? (Yes you are)
Am I gangsta? (Yes you are)
Well I’m da bomb…OoOoOoh

Now I’m from the UK where they don’t allow pistols
But my bitch crew thinks that shit’s cool/
So I guess we think that England isn’t great
And we try to look hard by hitting old women in the face/
We’re more So So than we are Solid
Oh no, our so so knowledge means we’re sooo boring/
Out of our whole crew every fuckin’ MEMBER CAN’T FLOW
Hold on… there’s only 21 SECONDS TO GO/
I can’t rap but I’m a wrap this up
This is the best I’ve ever wrote but… man this sucks/

Hmm, I don't think it was meant to be good but, the first and 3rd verses were ok, the second verse sucked :o It was a nice subject though :p

Some classic lines in there... I know you can do better than that, even for a parody.

this was fun 2 read but not good..
sum lines were fmiliar, but keep on textin
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Thanks. I wasn't actually planning to write/record anything in a long ass time but I was well bored today so I was just fuckin' around.

MC TeK5 I do record, I'm just not good :D And this isn't my usual subject matter either.

lol @ forgetting to put "Lodi Dodi" in the second verse.

lol that was OK. Like the second verse's shiznit at least. Far from being your best. The first verse made me laugh my ass of though
"I’m the king of New York, which is true sort of, except I’m from L.A." LMAO