Shady Makaveli
04-08-2006, 06:41 PM
For you "non-audio-listening-muh'fuckas" here's my list of the best emcees in this board's history... Not in any particular order....
1. “It’s the return of the” raw-as-fuck,-totally-crazy/
2. Marvelous-soldier-named-Shady, sorry-punks-going-to-”Hades”-/
3. Cuz’ I’m hungrier than starving-young-Ethiopians-maybe/
4. Searchin’ for a Goddess, I oughtta-just-clone-me-lady-/
5. Using DNA from Beyonce mixed-with-a-porn-chick-/
6. Who eats cum like dip-with her corn-chips/
7. Or maybe someone like Gabrielle-Union, draped-in-a-tunic-/
8. Or naked-n’-coolin’ eatin’ grapes-in-a-pool-with-/
9. Some other naked chick just to make-it-amusing/
10. Let em’ get each other hot til’ they achin’-for-huge-dicks/
11. Then I’ll take em’ away-from-the-pool-quick/
12. Find a room somewhere and participate-in-the-ludeness/
13. When you mention legends you better have me-n’-Obi-/
14. Covert, plus the Japanese demon-”Oni”/
15. Alias “MCD”-the-homie, Extasy, we-know-he-/
16. Became “Gabriel Tha Archangel” then creepin-slowly-/
17. Is “NinjaMic”, Colorado’s peak-”shin obi”/
18. "Ayane" bringin’ Arizona’s heat-when-flowin’-/
19. We got these wack MC’s screamin’ please-don’t-own-me/
20. Sorry there’s no mercy for the weak-n’-phony/
21. "Crazee’s" changed spiritually,-Josh-is-a-reverend/
22. Try n’ play-me and Shady’s lyrically-cockin’-the-weapon/
Chorus
1. Children should know the one’s mothered n’ fathered-ya-can’t-be-wrong/
2. So pay ya dues n’ grow to be part-of-the-Pantheon/
3. But remember show humility or get humiliated/
4. Or see the futility of fighting those from which you were created/
1. Here rhymes are like the “rainbow-bridge-is to Norse-mythology"/
2. Here there ain’t-no-bitchin’ or forced-apologies/
3. Now here’s some more fellow Gods I forgot in the previous-verse/
4. The kid-"Tokin" filled with sick-jokes-n’ a devious-smirk/
5. "Mad-C",-"Tyke",-n'-"Jizm" grab 3-mics-n'-rip-em'/
6. Panties-fly-from-women dresses as candy-strippers-strippin'/
7. To entertain us as we-write-the-writtens-/
8. That carry this board, there may-be-fights-n-fritction-/
9. Between us cuz' at times sanity-might-be-missin'/
10. But never question us as Gods or the-mic-position/
11. We hold-in-this-bitch, we cold-n'-we-sick/
12. This rap game is like puddy that we mold-n'-we-squish/
13. "Eternal"-n’-"Exodus" deserve-to-stand-next-to-us-/
14. "Vile" n’ "Whirlwind" release-verses-that’s-excellent/
15. "Panz"-n- "Explicit" continue to damage-n’rip-them-/
16. Of rappers-that’s-wicked and wackest-with-lyrics-/
17. We cancel-they-Chirtmas, yet there hands-is-uplifted-/
18. Trying to be avatars so they can channel-our-spirits/
19. We’re the undeniable-truth our styles are undefinable-dude/
20. Our names should be in bold, italics, and start underlining-it-too/ :P
21. You don’t realize we’re Gods til’ the thunder’s-flyin’-at-you/
22. Then you “prey to us” and we’re "hunters-tryna-shoot"/
23. The newbs they envy-us as the seasoned-vets/
24. We're "the ones" like "Emcee-1" and "T1-Req"/
25. Plus to them "C02" can be-so-rude/
26. They want our spots and to be-dope-too, but we-won't-move/
27. But don't get it wrong I'll be pleased-to-help-you/
28. I got love for all newbs and fellow gods even-"Mentol"/
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/7104/thepantheon32dk.jpg
Feedback is appreciated and will be returned...
1. “It’s the return of the” raw-as-fuck,-totally-crazy/
2. Marvelous-soldier-named-Shady, sorry-punks-going-to-”Hades”-/
3. Cuz’ I’m hungrier than starving-young-Ethiopians-maybe/
4. Searchin’ for a Goddess, I oughtta-just-clone-me-lady-/
5. Using DNA from Beyonce mixed-with-a-porn-chick-/
6. Who eats cum like dip-with her corn-chips/
7. Or maybe someone like Gabrielle-Union, draped-in-a-tunic-/
8. Or naked-n’-coolin’ eatin’ grapes-in-a-pool-with-/
9. Some other naked chick just to make-it-amusing/
10. Let em’ get each other hot til’ they achin’-for-huge-dicks/
11. Then I’ll take em’ away-from-the-pool-quick/
12. Find a room somewhere and participate-in-the-ludeness/
13. When you mention legends you better have me-n’-Obi-/
14. Covert, plus the Japanese demon-”Oni”/
15. Alias “MCD”-the-homie, Extasy, we-know-he-/
16. Became “Gabriel Tha Archangel” then creepin-slowly-/
17. Is “NinjaMic”, Colorado’s peak-”shin obi”/
18. "Ayane" bringin’ Arizona’s heat-when-flowin’-/
19. We got these wack MC’s screamin’ please-don’t-own-me/
20. Sorry there’s no mercy for the weak-n’-phony/
21. "Crazee’s" changed spiritually,-Josh-is-a-reverend/
22. Try n’ play-me and Shady’s lyrically-cockin’-the-weapon/
Chorus
1. Children should know the one’s mothered n’ fathered-ya-can’t-be-wrong/
2. So pay ya dues n’ grow to be part-of-the-Pantheon/
3. But remember show humility or get humiliated/
4. Or see the futility of fighting those from which you were created/
1. Here rhymes are like the “rainbow-bridge-is to Norse-mythology"/
2. Here there ain’t-no-bitchin’ or forced-apologies/
3. Now here’s some more fellow Gods I forgot in the previous-verse/
4. The kid-"Tokin" filled with sick-jokes-n’ a devious-smirk/
5. "Mad-C",-"Tyke",-n'-"Jizm" grab 3-mics-n'-rip-em'/
6. Panties-fly-from-women dresses as candy-strippers-strippin'/
7. To entertain us as we-write-the-writtens-/
8. That carry this board, there may-be-fights-n-fritction-/
9. Between us cuz' at times sanity-might-be-missin'/
10. But never question us as Gods or the-mic-position/
11. We hold-in-this-bitch, we cold-n'-we-sick/
12. This rap game is like puddy that we mold-n'-we-squish/
13. "Eternal"-n’-"Exodus" deserve-to-stand-next-to-us-/
14. "Vile" n’ "Whirlwind" release-verses-that’s-excellent/
15. "Panz"-n- "Explicit" continue to damage-n’rip-them-/
16. Of rappers-that’s-wicked and wackest-with-lyrics-/
17. We cancel-they-Chirtmas, yet there hands-is-uplifted-/
18. Trying to be avatars so they can channel-our-spirits/
19. We’re the undeniable-truth our styles are undefinable-dude/
20. Our names should be in bold, italics, and start underlining-it-too/ :P
21. You don’t realize we’re Gods til’ the thunder’s-flyin’-at-you/
22. Then you “prey to us” and we’re "hunters-tryna-shoot"/
23. The newbs they envy-us as the seasoned-vets/
24. We're "the ones" like "Emcee-1" and "T1-Req"/
25. Plus to them "C02" can be-so-rude/
26. They want our spots and to be-dope-too, but we-won't-move/
27. But don't get it wrong I'll be pleased-to-help-you/
28. I got love for all newbs and fellow gods even-"Mentol"/
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/7104/thepantheon32dk.jpg
Feedback is appreciated and will be returned...