He's been my little man
for a long time now
theres, just no way
we would have a row

Why, cause, he's my mate
he loves getting brushed
Shit he just can't wait

All excited, getting outa control
Watch his mouth, or else
he'll make you roll

Over like a baby
crying in anger
Get, the fuk off
or I'll, bang ya

Black & white, he aint
no Michael Jackson
But just as much a pussy
he needs a bloody spankin

Hair all, round the joint
get that shit out
or else I'll fix the point

No chance, Mr Bouncer
Hedley won't anounce ya

Leave the room, you voy--er--ist
might just have, to strip that list

Of pressies out, there for ya
go get fuked
just don't stick in the duct

Man,that's so sweet

yeh I love my cat he's a god I just like givin him shit

lol,..giving shit to cats is bad

naahh he loves me, he catches rats and mice and shit, He rock's
and I have to give him shit cause he puts his wet nose on me in the morning so I get up and feed him and he smacks me when he's shitty, lol a little verbal antagonism never hurt anyone. lol