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I'M THE BOSS
12-28-2005, 05:24 PM
Someone cure me from this boredom (thats spelled wrong and i dont care:mad: )

Entertain me.... give some some of your most wildest sex thoughts/stories/dreams/ect... (and make them good, damn good =)) )

Bren
12-28-2005, 05:26 PM
haha ur mad

Laayla
12-28-2005, 05:53 PM
Someone cure me from this boredom (thats spelled wrong and i dont care:mad: )

No hun, you spelled it right :)

I'M THE BOSS
12-28-2005, 06:33 PM
^^YAYYY.. i can spell;) haha im sooo high right now, its not even funniie

Aic713
12-28-2005, 07:05 PM
This will actually be funny.. Okay I'll give you one.. There not really wild, but funny as hell!

My hubby & I (when we were going out back in the days). We were having sex in an industrial park (name is self explanatory). Well, we were down a block that was dead.. So low & behold.. all of a sudden a huge light is on us. The cop, asked how old I was, I said 16, then asked Jimmy.. He was older then me so he said his age.. The cop, asked why I wasn't looking at him my reply "Well I'm half dressed and you have a light in my fucking eyes, how do you expect me to look at you?" ha! He was so ticked off.. He just told us to get dressed & go home. LMAO!

Next up:

We were having sex at a playground.. It closes at night, and no one is really supposed to get inside after dark. Well it was open one night, we parked.. Then all of a sudden as we're having sex, a knock on the window.. It was a Rink Guard from where I used to ice skate (I would go all the time & he watched me grow up *no pun attened*). I was mortified. Needless to say we got dressed quickly and left.

Ohhh boy do I have others too.. We'll leave it at those for now. haha

God'sGanstaGirl
12-28-2005, 08:41 PM
sorry i dont have ne

unknown_
12-28-2005, 09:05 PM
Lets see, had sex in the backyard of my girlfriends house at night, that was kind of differnet. Um in my old truck once, which was a bit difficult, it being a lil ford ranger and all.

JUNGLEBITCH
12-29-2005, 03:42 AM
Long story dunno how we landed up there, but we were out it was dark taking a walk me and my boyfriend and well there was literally no where to go , no one around just hard gravel, lol we were just so hungry for each other that we landed up having sex on the ground we got dressed and took a walk into town to get sum food, we went into sum kebab/burger take away shop and to our surprise place had mirrors coverin the walls i was wearing black tracky pants and a jumper and he was also wearing dark clothes and u know that white gravel that is like chalk that covers ur black shoes and looks like u been dipping ur black shoes in baby talc powder, aargh grr well thats what it looked like, looked like we had rolled in white chalk and my hair was all messy lol it was quiet obvious to wat we were doing, that was funny

or lol one nite my boy and i were in my room, and his friend popped over just came into the room and we didnt even know grrr and he was like ahem stupid sod he took pics that pissed me off though

JUNGLEBITCH
12-29-2005, 03:42 AM
Long story dunno how we landed up there, but we were out it was dark taking a walk me and my boyfriend and well there was literally no where to go , no one around just hard gravel, lol we were just so hungry for each other that we landed up having sex on the ground we got dressed and took a walk into town to get sum food, we went into sum kebab/burger take away shop and to our surprise place had mirrors coverin the walls i was wearing black tracky pants and a jumper and he was also wearing dark clothes and u know that white gravel that is like chalk that covers ur black shoes and looks like u been dipping ur black shoes in baby talc powder, aargh grr well thats what it looked like, looked like we had rolled in white chalk and my hair was all messy lol it was quiet obvious to wat we were doing, that was funny

or lol one nite my boy and i were in my room, and his friend popped over just came into the room and we didnt even know grrr and he was like ahem stupid sod he took pics that pissed me off though

JAMES_wOZ
12-29-2005, 05:38 AM
My wildest time was when my girl and I got together again, never seen you so hungry for me after that naughty girl skit you danced too. Dem boots without saying a word a gainst the wall, you the wildest that day I ever experienced best brains I ever got too ;)

Nash
12-29-2005, 11:17 AM
i had sex in an ex's parents bed and unloaded in a pillow and didnt clean it off i just turned it over, hahaha

I'M THE BOSS
12-29-2005, 03:28 PM
thats just ....SICK^

Laayla
12-29-2005, 05:13 PM
i had sex in an ex's parents bed and unloaded in a pillow and didnt clean it off i just turned it over, hahaha

....
lmao

Carnage™
12-29-2005, 06:11 PM
i had sex wif my friendz mum, nd if u dnt believe me, fuk u then. im a n00b nd all n00bz hav had sex b4. k00l, n00bz r so k00l. nd dnt start shyt bcuz ma big bro will kik ur fckin ass, k?

Laayla
12-29-2005, 06:16 PM
^ FUCK YOU N00B! LEAVE THIS INSTANCE! right now...I SAID NOW!

Nash
12-30-2005, 12:38 AM
it was the funniest thing ever

imagine turning over the pillow in the middle of the night to get the cold side and BAM

unknown_
12-30-2005, 12:44 AM
it was the funniest thing ever

imagine turning over the pillow in the middle of the night to get the cold side and BAM
hahahaha

Saoirse
12-31-2005, 03:42 AM
i had sex wif my friendz mum, nd if u dnt believe me, fuk u then. im a n00b nd all n00bz hav had sex b4. k00l, n00bz r so k00l. nd dnt start shyt bcuz ma big bro will kik ur fckin ass, k?
loooool How come all the n00bs had sex like a 100 times by the age of 12??

Laayla
12-31-2005, 05:29 PM
^ They really haven't. They just like to "seek" attention and think that if they talk about "sex," it must lead up to a "grown-up" kind of discussion. And well, some of them HAVE had sex before but that's because they are hoes. K thx

Jon Bon Jovi
01-01-2006, 10:27 AM
I had sex with........i've never had sex.......

Laayla
01-02-2006, 12:23 AM
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! I see no WILD SEX STORIES in here. You all disappoint me. Wtf? Is this the kind of sex-life I'm lookin' forward to? Fuck that.

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 09:28 AM
^LOL it can be overrated :p

Laayla
01-02-2006, 12:40 PM
One wise man once said, or maybe he was a faggot, but who cares. But he said, "If sex seems overrated, then they must not be doing it right"

SO THUS, MY POINT IS PROVEN. NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO HAVE GOOD SEX ON THIS BOARD. I'M LEAVING. IT'S HOPELESS. BYE :(

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 12:41 PM
*waves* Seeyas :p

Laayla
01-02-2006, 12:58 PM
^ Wtf bitch, come w/ me. We need to go search for the right people.

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 01:14 PM
Okay hun, i'm with choo!

Oh and i had sex with...i mean on top of a car last...woho..erm yeah..I'm like a virgin..or am i? *paranoid*

Laayla
01-02-2006, 02:10 PM
on TOP? wtf? Knowing my luck if I attempted that, it'd fuckin' snow on me

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 02:13 PM
LMAO. Yeah on top, and erm it wasn't snowing so...er yeah...

It was parked somewhere quite safe, safe but still excitment of maybe getting caught :p Twas good.



But i'm still a virgin.............

Laayla
01-02-2006, 02:29 PM
^ Word. That could only be the virgin in you talking. Haaa.

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 02:31 PM
Yeah. That's right....yeah.

:p

MCD
01-02-2006, 03:13 PM
^^i wanna be that guy ontop of that car in that snow:(

Laayla
01-02-2006, 03:14 PM
You'll freeze your balls off. Then you'd be no good to be with. So why bother?

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 03:15 PM
lol...how rude :o I'm in shock

I've never had sex on a car!! Who's had sex on a car????!!!!!

MCD
01-02-2006, 03:16 PM
my balls are like...cold - proof??.....:(

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 03:18 PM
:o You have proof?

MCD
01-02-2006, 03:18 PM
err...no not really...i dunno how i'd prove it....goddamnit..:(

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 03:19 PM
:D Where'd you live?

MCD
01-02-2006, 03:21 PM
i live just south of london..and you norfolk obviously:p

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 03:22 PM
Isee. Only 3 hours by car :p

MCD
01-02-2006, 03:23 PM
lmao...i only wish you were serious:p

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 03:26 PM
lol...I'm serious it is only 3 hours by car..:p

MCD
01-02-2006, 03:27 PM
lmao...ok i know that...ive actually been to Norfolk before..wierd..i cant remember why...but i mean...if only you were serious about fucking..haha..

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 03:31 PM
I'm in Norwich. And erm.....we should meet up some time and........................................rap. Yeah rap. Yeah.

MCD
01-02-2006, 03:32 PM
Norwich..pretty town...haha..i brought a t-shirt from the market there...and yes..we should definitely meet up sometime soon and rap..i could teach you a thing or two:p;)

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 03:35 PM
Cooool that you've been to the market here! I go there often. My house aint far ;)

And yeah i'd let you teach me some tricks. On how to rap better. Yeah, rap. Yep. Uh ha rap.

LOL

MCD
01-02-2006, 03:38 PM
yeah...i definitely could....i'm sure you're very good with a mic..or objects SHAPED like a mic...:D

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 03:40 PM
:hehe: Well you know, i've been told i'm not bad with mics.

But er.......It's getting hot in heeeree....as Nelly would say.

MCD
01-02-2006, 03:42 PM
hmmm yeah you're right...i'm good with my mic..ive been told haha...oh btw..i added you to msn and you havent accepted yet!!...mc_devlin@hotmail.com...:D

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 03:47 PM
I'll add you when i can be arsed:D

No pun intended +peace+

MCD
01-02-2006, 03:48 PM
lmao......add me nowwwwwwww...:(..*pouts*

Laayla
01-02-2006, 03:54 PM
WTF IS THIS? CYBER SEX? FUCK THIS. JADEY, WTF. YOU AND ME WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON A MISSION TO LEAVE. OMFG, NOW I'M LEAVING FOR GOOD. k thx

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 03:59 PM
Love you Laa

I'm not on MSN atm :p *plays hard to get* aha

MCD
01-02-2006, 04:01 PM
*gets down on one knee..takes your hand in mine...and looks up at you...*..pleaaaaaase?...man..whats a guy gotta do??...:(

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 04:03 PM
I'll add you when the time's right ;)

lmao

MCD
01-02-2006, 04:04 PM
when will that be??....*dances*..look...i'll dance and sing! dance! im dancing for you!

Laayla
01-02-2006, 04:06 PM
^ That won't work. You have to be cool like Laa.

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 04:08 PM
You tell him ;) That's why i'm like sooooooo attractive to you Laa ;) Ha








Jokes!

MCD
01-02-2006, 04:09 PM
*walks with a swagger...slicks hair back then points*..heeeey babygirl..im cool like laayla...now...lets say me and you..get to know eachother a little better...*makes that wierd click noise with my mouth*

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 04:16 PM
Oh dayam you soo cool ;)

MCD
01-02-2006, 04:17 PM
lmao....so add me!....you said i gotta be coooooool:D

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 04:19 PM
Yeah but now you just toooo cool for me :p

MCD
01-02-2006, 04:20 PM
you just cant win...lmao...i give up:(..BUT...i still wanna fuck your brains out:D

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 04:21 PM
Don't worry i'll add you tomorrow :) And you can rap my braind out

MCD
01-02-2006, 04:22 PM
oh yeah...sorry lol..."rap"...i meant rap....:D

Jon Bon Jovi
01-02-2006, 04:25 PM
Good boy ;)