View Full Version : Really sick jokes (don't read if easily offended)!!
Alistair 06-02-2005, 01:56 PM These were the milder ones....
Q. What's pink, shrivelled and makes women upset?
A. Cot death
Q. What is blue and doesn't fit?
A. A dead epileptic.
Q. What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Q. What's small, brown and spits?
A. A baby in a frying pan.
Q. What's the difference between a truck load of sand and a truck load of dead babies?
A. You can't unload the sand with a pitch fork.
Q. What's the difference between a 67' Chevy and a pile of dead babies?
A. I don't have a 67' Chevy in my garage.
Q. What's more fun that nailing a baby to the wall?
A. Ripping it off again.
Q. What's the best thing about fucking a two year old?
A. Your dick looks MASSIVE in photos.
Q. How do you make a three year old cry twice?
A. Wipe your bloody cock on its favourite teddy.
eminemluver44 06-02-2005, 02:06 PM grosssssssssssssss
Alistair 06-02-2005, 02:16 PM I warned you.
eminemluver44 06-02-2005, 05:36 PM lol even thought it is gross
sanely_insane 06-02-2005, 07:07 PM lmao aighty that was kinda sick lol
Yay for dead baby jokes.
How many dead babies can paint your house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between an infant and a trampoline?
I take my boots off when I jump on a trampoline.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?
I don't know I was too busy jacking off.
What's the best thing about sex with twenty-five year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What's the worst thing about eating bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
How can you tell if your dad is gay?
Because his dick tastes like shit.
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
What's the best part about fucking a 6 year old girl?
Flip her over, and she's a 6 year old boy.
What do you get when yoo hit a baby in the head with a hammer?
An erection!
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A man comes home to find his girlfriend packing her bags. he asks her where she's going and she sobs, "I'm leaving you!"
"Why?!" he asks. "Haven't I been good to you? Taken care of you? Given you everything you wanted?"
She replies, "Well, yes... but... all my friends say you're a PEDOPHILE!"
The man smiles gently and tells her, "Ok, slow down there honey. First of all, that's an awful big word for an 11-year-old to be using..."
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A man goes into a drugstore and says to the druggist, "I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
"Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.
"Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
lmfao.. where the hell do u get them from
eminemluver44 06-03-2005, 12:47 PM rub your bloody cock on it's teddy ber that was fucking groos
*~Leah Bia~* 06-03-2005, 01:12 PM These aren't even funny.....most of them don't even have a good punchline.
I guess that's what should be expected from the mind of the creator though. And I am not offended, I just don't think they were funny at all...weird cause I have a pretty sick and twisted sense of humor...
some of them are quite funny but others are just plain stupid
VessayG 06-04-2005, 11:27 AM damn.... they are "different".
*Princezz* 06-05-2005, 04:00 AM lol alrighty then
Bank™ 06-06-2005, 01:20 PM omg that is the by-far sickest thing i have ever read....who the hell writes shit like this!!!!!
he said don't read it if u are easily offended
Bank™ 06-06-2005, 07:44 PM haha i wasn't offended i just thought they were pretty damn sick but funny as hell
M e l i ss a 06-07-2005, 05:12 PM Different Indeed.
Diatribe 06-09-2005, 04:45 PM I DIDNT REALLY GET Allistar but AMBERS WERE FUNNY
JUNGLEBITCH 06-09-2005, 08:55 PM This is really bad humour, but honest they remind me of a church camp i went to years ago, like a youth group thingy, we all sat around the camp fire, eating marshmallows singing songs, and these jokes were top of discussion, how sick
the ones i heard were,
how many babies does it take to break down a wall?
Answer = depends how hard u throw them
Whats pink and red and silver and sits in a corner?
answer= a baby with a razer blade
whats black and blue and silver and sits in a corner?
answer= same baby , a week later
whats worse then finding a ten babies in a dustbin?
answer= same baby, in ten dustbins
ok i admit too this is gruesome and really sick and horrible
but yeah i remember thiese type jokes from youth camp, the boyz were
telling us
i like this one thoug, coz its cute - whats red and sits in a corner? answer= a naughty strawberry lol
I DIDNT REALLY GET Allistar but AMBERS WERE FUNNY
That's cos I rule.
eminemluver44 06-13-2005, 02:43 PM yeah the cock pert was fucking gross!!!!!!!
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