Aight Rules~

~8 Barz (16 Linez) Min ~12 Barz (24 Lines) Max

~No Hate/Crew Votes

~No Recycling/Biting

~24 Hours to Check In Or Dq'ued

~48 Hours to Drop Verse Or Dq'ued

~Blind Spit (Don't Matter When Jus Dont BE LAte)

aight checkin in... give me a minute to drop

Checkin in

aight check it… don't take it personal... it came fast cause i already had some of it, but never posted on the other board so it's still legit


I Spit it so raw have your girl monkey wild’n out like Congo, one whisper in her ear she’s on my Donkey Kong bouncin her bongos
Put her on her knees like she searching for fossils, I call her “Jaw Bone” because of the way she work her tonsils

K1nKilla hidden sexuality locked up like Polly Pocket, saw another dick in this thread so you came out of the closet
Contradiction? For fun that last bar I just dropped it, cause it’s obvious you can’t have a girl when you like taking rockets in your socket

I’m a devil only man in this thread that’s wreakin shit, Tasmanian come though your monitor spinning like The Exorcist
Like the both worlds callabo you gon’ get the best of it, pepper spray my rhymes see you tear up while I’m writing this

You’re not an obstacle I corner you son like a tripod, you’re a phony “In Too Deep” blow your cover and call me God
I’m on another level flow around you like a cyclone, fill your lungs and rip your soul, like I’m spittin German Zyklon

My flow like a crucifix drenched in Weak Shit repellent, to block out your rhyming process, which is simply incoherent
You ain’t shit to me, cause seemingly you come across as a maggot, spend all your time yelling “I’m A Pony!” like that Richard Simmons faggot

You’re not ready, your flows are shit, damn near smelly, you ain‘t hip-hop, you might as well go country like Nelly
Sit in front of your Tivo, unlimited playbacks of R. Kelly, heard your name on the street is Elmo, let me tickle your belly

You’re 2nd rate when it comes to these rap battles, dropping lines like Vanilla Ice just stepped out a time capsule
I hit you with the shit that’ll leave your eyeballs baffled, kill your 30 dime rhymes and hold a Eweb raffle

My rhymes leave you with your mind frame slain, leave your forehead swoll, fucked up like a Ferengi
Your shitty lines won’t get by on me, I ain’t MTV, you probably write your rhymes while watching the OC

Like Heroin let my name flow through your veins, next time you battle you’ll shit yourself in fear of my name
After me noobs ain’t never gon’ be the same, like Vito Corleone have lame niggas kissing my pinky ring

Damn!!!
KinKilla Gotta Come Hard, SHould Be A Great battle!

Aight Nice Drop Props But This Aint nuffin ;)
Gimme Bout 10 Minutes Or So

cool im waiting for your drop like i said this shoud be a dope battle

hey wat up K1nilla. I see you. your from my school Mountain rose acadamy. :p

damn dogg give you 10 minutes or 10 hours? lol

He is taking his time.

Sorry It Took So Long, Ha dIssues N Shit Plus I Had To Get Home From Skoo


Kick Ya In Tha Stomach So Ya Got Bleedin~Guts
and Exceedin~Cuts, I Kill Queers More Than Im Meeting~Butts
While LifeStyle Is Like Hungry Squirrels Always Eating~Nuts
Ya Lines Are So Old n Stretched I Should Inject Botox In This Geeks~Face
K1ns More~Twisted~Wit~Eac h~Phrase I was Born~Gifted~For~Pete ~Sakes
Look Up n Down The Winner Of This Match Is A Dead~Give~Away Like
Morticions~Givin~Swe epStakes// You Best Believe~In~Demons,
I'll Burst~Ya~Chest and stop Ya~Breathin,From this Battle,
You~Leaving a Loser,Ya Mothers-not-even Grieving Ya Death,
N shes the only one who Knew~Ya,
I Demolished~Ya~Ryhme You Polished~Ya~Lines, n U still couldn't have Spits~That~Shine, When my lyrics Hit I'm sure its a Crime,You Spit soft like a Careful~Lesbian~Dime ,
Sway~Subsidence Pray~For~Gudiance My Flows extinguish, Like Punctured~Hydrants I’m Too Sound for Silence I’m A HeavyWeight You Weigh~Out~Da~Violenc e,
Ya Toast~From~These~Rap s look Homie, Don't~Boast~When~Ya~ Wack,
or I'll leave ya Dome~Broken~N~Clappe d
That pussy verse? You musta Wrote~It~Wit~Slack cuz this battle is like purple and orange it ain't even Close~To~A~Match,
Your The Next Victim To My Bodies Of Death~Piles,
I Hope Losing Is As Pleasuring As When Wearing~LifeStyle

haha not bad, not bad... you still got nothin though :)


uppin for votes

thats tight, your both good but im with the K1.

yea, but you go to his school and probably got a little crush on him... that's bout the same as a personal or a crew vote..

but aight, 1-0 his way.. still uppin

1-0 And Tht Wasn't Hate Vote, Cuz honestly I Think I Murked You

you been goin on shadyrecord.net huh

cus they use that word there

vocab: Lifestyle
multies: kin
punches: lifestyle
meta4s: close but lifestyle
personals :equal

vote:lifestyle

vocab: Lifestyle
multies: kin
punches: lifestyle
meta4s: lifestyle
personals :-

vote:lifestyle

Lifestyle had one of those verse's that werent gonna lose, Kinkilla you came strong but u definatly werent a match for lifestyle!!

^^^ thanks yall... aight that's 2-1 my way


still need votes

Damn, Im Not Gonna Vote On Thiz Shyt, Kuz To Get Votez You Gotta Earn Votez Man, Go Vote In Other Peepz Battlez That Are Still Up And Waitin For Votez.........

^^ wrong.....if this is his first battle, then he can't vote until the battle's over....it slims down on dick riding votes from people, and actually causes other emcee's to actually battle on this board, no voting in battles unless you have been in a battle yourself, he obviously read the new rules.....

Thatz Some Whack N' Messed Up Shyt......... We Need To Start Getting More Votez Before We Start Getting More Battlez, Otherwise Wat Iz Tha Point Of Battling If You Don't Even Get Tha Votez??????

could do like alot of other boards that do the battles and require each person to post a link or 2 of a battle they've voted in before they can drop their verse

that way it'll keep everybody voting if they wanna battle

everybody has left this board man its dieing

^ i know,this board is slowly but surely dieing off.i think this happend before and thats why most of the vets left.

none of the vets except vile mcd convert sexorcist and a few others still come

none of the vets except vile mcd convert sexorcist and a few others still come

sexorcist hardly ever drops anything,its very rare he drops anything.vile only does audio,Mcd just comes to drop some audio for people to listen to and doesnt really post.and lmao @ coNvert its covert,anyway he isnt a vet here.

hes been here a year and he is a vet to text style boards

Covert's a vet......he's been here a quite a while....
anyways, I like Lifestyle's thinking, I'll change the rules....but the only reason I had it where people have to drop something first, it encourages more people to drop something and plus....there's no dickriding votes....I dunno if you guys get IM's from people asking "hey vote for me in my battle" but people do it....I won't have that, that's bullshit...but if a person can prove that they have battled before, then fine so be it they can vote in a battle.....This place will eventually pick up.....don't worry.

Covert's a vet......he's been here a quite a while....
anyways, I like Lifestyle's thinking, I'll change the rules....but the only reason I had it where people have to drop something first, it encourages more people to drop something and plus....there's no dickriding votes....I dunno if you guys get IM's from people asking "hey vote for me in my battle" but people do it....I won't have that, that's bullshit...but if a person can prove that they have battled before, then fine so be it they can vote in a battle.....This place will eventually pick up.....don't worry.

Hell Yeah, We Gonna Get Thiz Board Going, And Im Help............... And Im Also A Vet, You Fucking Bitchez Leave Me Out.... Lol, But Ima Do Mah Best To Recruit More Peepz To Thiz Site..........