RULES
->8 bar minimum(16lines)-15 bars(30lines) *quality OVER quantity!
-Votes MUST be explained in order to count
-NO DICKRIDIN/CREW/BEEF votes allowed
-NO Feeding and/or playing off opponents verses
-No Biting/Recyclin.. Etc..
-The emcee with who get's 5 votes first WINS
-If one emcee get's 3 votes in a row, then it's a TKO meaning somebody got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!! (KO'S will be recorded)
-The voting is eleigable to any1 with over 25 posts or in tha league or not as long its explained-
-aswell, no creating new sn's to vote fer urself that will cause immediate loss, an i will do what i can to get u banned..

CHECK IN BY WENSDAY AT 11:59 PM CST
VERSE'S DUE BY THURSDAY AT 11:59 PM CST
VOTING WILL END AT SUNDAY AT 11:59 PM CST

interesting..........

Come on jadey, win one for tha crew

you got this fool JADEY

Ill post it tomorrow..Im not feeling too good now

check...gl jady (no love for eric.....:()

Good luck Eric..

Wanna go first or?

just go when you have it, if i haven't gotton anything then just post it....lol, it's probley going to be a couple of days for me tho, i have tons and tons of homework....lol

Where the fuck is that bitch at, is she a no show, she’s probley at home getting fucked on her red feather pillow//
Its ok Jadey, you don’t have to be a low hoe to be fucked in bed by a rubber dildo//

I’m writing rhymes with wea'pens' of mass destruction the only way you’d be less phat is if u had liposuction/
Future model my ass, just a bitch with blonde hair and ripped up underwear, don’t wear that vest to tight cause your chest is like your crew..theres nothing there//

Don’t let it plague your mind being obsessed with your inferior breasts, face it bitch you been fucked by the superior sex/
Don’t let me effect the way you bring it, oh wait…where’s your text….I can’t see it//

Rend you to pieces into a macabre puppet called crimson toed sleekness
Admit it! You was too shook to post first cuz you tend to post weakness/
“Oh I didn’t see this, I had business to tend to, I was at fitness, I’ll write in a hour, I promise” fucken bitch you always seem to do this//

Im Spitting 1ST with no Remorse, ill have your lyrics looking weak like the twin tower’s Floors/
You still wanna spit against the best force...but u gotta pay ma lyrics like fashionable Whores//

Jadie’s lyrics suck more than when she’s got her mouth round a dick I’m like the local bus taking you to town with my spits/
You dumb piece of shit…opps..I’m sorry bitch but you’ve just been ripped//

You may think your cool cause your gay and shit, and I don't know how many dick riding votes you may get but I’m bout to toast n butter you up/
Slice your throat throw you in the dirt and cover you up lyrically burn you while making sure I leave enough ash to smother my blunt//



man i barly made it, i thought today was wensday...lol, and i saw the date about an hour ago...i was like SHITT...lol....
anywho jadey gl if you post in time, and i didn't mean to call you bitch, i dont call girls that...so i'm sorry if it offends you..heh

Daaaaamn!!!! LOL

This is gonna be hard to beat.

nice verse....

It's funny cause he never speaks...just like this:


............
such anger
meh


LOL


Then he busts out with all this shit he's probably sayin in front of his computer all the time as he still tries to be all innocent!!! LOL ;)

i dont like to type much...errr...i'm lucky i got that, I about missed it...lol, i did it in 2 hours...lol...wheres jadey..she better put something down...this is my last battle for awhile

Haha hard to beat? Hmmmmm!.. Check it.

Its comedic youre acting ghetto like you actually had a choice/

Fucking with me Ill have you hitting high notes like Mariah Careys voice/
You cant match my might, my pens more lethal than your sword/
Even if Riddler was memorex the industry still wouldnt let him record/
Beating me ya gonna need a blank check and Jay-Z's industry connects/
EWeb will need to invest in an X-Ray Tech, after I explode ya chest/
Youre a pussy, Riddler fighting wars he shouldnt, like the president-
elect/
The thought of me fucking on a pillow has got your dick trying to erect/
Ill pass you the Viagra than maybe youl hit me back harder/ (hit as in fuck/rap)
The shit that youre talking is all bullshit, like your mouth is moving but all i hear is yada yada yada/
You suck dicks and you spit and you swallow, more so than my fuckign father/
I dont like to kill too much but listhenign to you trying to rap? Or listhening to you begging for air, Yeah that id much rather/


I keep laughing when i break your ankles to the ground/
Ill defeet you cos im lethal then recieve thank you's from the crowd/
You old like beepers, keep you on cold with heaters/
You think youre sick on tracks cause you keep buying colds and sneakers/
No i dont think im cool cos im gay, Im actually Bi/
I think im cool cos i just thrashed your ass and got you asking why/
Youre alive cos youll have to survive in a 9-5 cos rap isnt in your fate/
Your dick is shivelled you can not cum, better ask your male mate/
When you burried Eweb will miss you less than i miss my sanity/
When the scores come ill know im the best like JOsh with his vanity/
Ill leave holes in you like when i take out my studs in my tum-my/
Youre stressing and i dont even care if ive won or not its pretty fun-ny

^^very very late...and you shouldn't of edited, but it dont matter as long as you did spit

ok uppin for votes:D

I only edited one word..

...............votes

ridd. reason why::

Wow ridd, this is like. some of the best ive seen from you, you came hungry and you took the plate here. you weren't as complex as could've gotten but man, it was good.

jade:: same as usual, you need to change ur style up alittle, with variation, you'll take the plate.

ridd got it.

^^thanks
yea well i was looking at her old battles for some good punch lines and such, and i saw she beat you, i didn't go into the battle and look or anything, didn't have time, so i figured if she beat c02 i better not play around with her...lol

1-0

Don't hate me Jade...lol

I have to go with Rid *ducks Jade's punch* LOL

I never hear(or read, I should say) that much from him! LOL
But in these battles he tears shit up!! :eek:

I liked these the best:

You may think your cool cause your gay and shit, and I don't know how many dick riding votes you may get but I’m bout to toast n butter you up/
Slice your throat throw you in the dirt and cover you up lyrically burn you while making sure I leave enough ash to smother my blunt//

And...

Rend you to pieces into a macabre puppet called crimson toed sleekness
Admit it! You was too shook to post first cuz you tend to post weakness/
“Oh I didn’t see this, I had business to tend to, I was at fitness, I’ll write in a hour, I promise” fucken bitch you always seem to do this//


I think the breast comment was obviously false (LOL) but overall you kicked ass Rid.

My vote goes to Riddler.

2-0

^^thanks
yea well i've never seen jadies boobs before...lol..and when she posted the xrated pics, she didn't never pm me them...lol..sooo yea..

2-0

shut up ridd. you know better, i got slept on.

Wow, I really dissagree. I thought i done well..I thought his wos kinda simple. Mine wos better. If it wosnt us two and someone else posted mine id go for mine lol..But nevermind everyone has different taste ;)

I'm sorry Jade :(

lol im not crying over it ;) Its all good..

Ok, good! I was just being honest. I am impressed by the shit that Rid writes, maybe because he never types anything! LOL

his wos kinda simple
...that wasn't very nice....lol

i vote for jadey cause i thought her shit was better and riddler said some false shit on his verse

.....false..ok..lol

2-1

Sorry Rid i just do think that it wos simple.. Nohting personal

Thanks Prince :)

^ no problem jadey and my b riddler i was just bein honest

WOW Rid...I'm impressed...you've improved massively since I last saw a battle you did (ie..last time I was on before 2005). I definately agree with Leah...those were pretty damn good punch lines...and I could feel it:D You're trying to catch up with ole MCD aren't ya:D

^^yes...lol, isn't like i'll ever beat him tho...lol

lmao...it's all good...like I've said..you've gotten a shit load better since I last saw ya battle...I had to do a double take:D Very nice...keep practicing:D...maybe one day...lol...you never know!

lol...i doubt it...lol, i wish this battle would end

Vote= Riddler

That was insane man...you spit for real, or just online?

Anyway Ridd wins 3-1