LOL anyways i did NOT make this up...nor will i take credit for it lol ( i stole it off my friends msn profile ...you probably have heard it somewhere but still its stupid and yet i post it)

There was a fag named Wade
who wished he could get laid
then he got a maid
When she wouldn't do it
he said screw it
then he made koolaide
he hates on rap and the flow
a girl offers some nay nay and he says no
i'd rather use my dildo

^whoever made that up is very creative;) dont ya think?

^YAY im soo happy i got 600 posts:D horray to me:D

haha jess you trip

Wait a minute!!!

He's a fag who gets a maid to get laid......she turns him down then someone else offers and he says No, I'd rather use my dildo????

I'm confused.

Simple minded maybe? No offense to you, considering you didn't write it! ;)

what about this one:

there once was a man from mcchew
who lived in a little canoe
he dreamed of venus
and played with his penis
then woke up with a handfull of goo

LOL, I'm crackin up!!! That's great. :)

Wait a minute!!!

He's a fag who gets a maid to get laid......she turns him down then someone else offers and he says No, I'd rather use my dildo????

I'm confused.

Simple minded maybe? No offense to you, considering you didn't write it! ;)


lol yeah i know...its dumb...but then again....i mean look who posted it....




























me....
lol but i again didnt write it! lol

what about this one:

there once was a man from mcchew
who lived in a little canoe
he dreamed of venus
and played with his penis
then woke up with a handfull of goo


HAHA lol that was funny!!! :D:D

well i got a shitty lil one aswell:

there was a lady from ealing
she had an incredible feeling
she layed on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

i dont understand it myself cause she opened her crack to have a piss but its a silly lil rhyme so i thought i'd let you have it.
oh and i got a jack and jill one as well:

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jill's fanny
jack came down with quite a frown :(
cause jill's a fucking tranny

haha

maybe shes talking about her frontal crack

Where the fuck is ealing??? LOL

Or did it just ryhme with feeling?! Hmmm.

its a rhyme, i suppose its probably a place somewhere seems as it goes:
there was a lady from ealing,
and yeah it probably does mean her front crack!